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Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5079Karyn Harrison

Nip one purl one

17/04/19 12:02:40

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Well played...  --Charles Gilbert
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5079Karyn Harrison

Baby magnet

17/04/19 12:00:29

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32667Tony Edwards

Her milkshake brings all the boys to the yarn.

17/04/19 12:41:42

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6212Greg Curtis

"...love to clean that for you, if it's hand-washable."

17/04/19 12:35:53

 
James Lennox Vote score: 6364James Lennox

"Did you know you can remove lint with your tongue? I'll demonstrate if you like."

17/04/19 13:01:50

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10277Mr Dome

Nice knits

17/04/19 13:01:04

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6513Vivvy En

"Very nice. Do they have it in any udder colours?"

17/04/19 12:23:28

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 12301Stephen Bean

Her boyfriend is multilingual.

17/04/19 12:00:51

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9476Chris Keegan

Oh please love, not THAT poxy jumper again

17/04/19 13:03:53

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13294Vanessa the Guesser

Bridget Jones's Dairy

17/04/19 12:08:38

 
Barrie Bullock Vote score: 622Barrie Bullock

Luckily the chicken pox hasn't touched her face.

17/04/19 14:12:28

 
stone face Vote score: 8198stone face

Scaramanga unveils his new jumper range..(One for the Bond fans.)

17/04/19 12:50:38

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Modelled by Sue Perfluous. --Dan Nicholls
James Lennox Vote score: 6364James Lennox

The US army was proven guilty of giving Native Americans clothing infected with smallpox.

17/04/19 12:22:45

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Stephen Bean Vote score: 12301Stephen Bean

"I've suddenly developed an interest in poly-tits."

17/04/19 12:05:04

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

"You look a right tit in that sweater"

17/04/19 12:00:16

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 661Charles Gilbert

Thanks for the mammaries...

18/04/19 4:28:25

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23088Ian Skelding

"Sophie, you're not going out looking like that .... now go back up to your room and brush your hair."

17/04/19 16:15:53

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15344Dan Nicholls

"Woolly jumper?"
"If he's lucky."

17/04/19 13:38:06

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6513Vivvy En

Well, she's definitely not Friesian

17/04/19 13:30:20

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11076Neil Mackenzie

Keeping abreast of the latest fashion.

17/04/19 12:54:43

 
James Lennox Vote score: 6364James Lennox

Designed by Giorgio Areolae.

17/04/19 12:40:43

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13294Vanessa the Guesser

Her bras fit like a glove.

17/04/19 12:38:46

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 2764Scrappy Doo

Comes with pussy hat.

17/04/19 12:15:19

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 2764Scrappy Doo

I see your double breasted jacket, and raise you.

17/04/19 12:13:37

 
James Lennox Vote score: 6364James Lennox

Nip Slip

17/04/19 12:11:40

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

"It's nippy ouside"
"It's nipply in here too!"

17/04/19 12:03:35

 
Molly R Vote score: 2159Molly R

This is the most interesting case of measles I've ever examined.

17/04/19 12:00:46

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32667Tony Edwards

Nipwear

17/04/19 12:00:42

 
Malcolm SLATER Malcolm SLATER

Must be a Venus Nipple Trap!

27/04/19 17:52:51

 
larry G. Vote score: 1471larry G.

Teaching her boyfriend multi-tasking.

18/04/19 15:55:27

 
larry G. Vote score: 1471larry G.

Pretty in pink.

18/04/19 15:53:40

 
larry G. Vote score: 1471larry G.

Her boyfriend doesn't know whether to kiss em or put Clearasil
on them.

18/04/19 15:51:48

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 409Gavin Smithers

Primark's best seller- for girls who want more foreplay.

17/04/19 21:19:02

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11819Dave Bryan

Titwear

17/04/19 19:42:24

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6513Vivvy En

"She's very peteat, did she kni tit?"

17/04/19 18:32:48

 
Joe Vote score: 1621Joe

For knits and giggles

17/04/19 18:18:53

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5966Tosser Wivlov

Do you like it?
Nah, it sucks.

17/04/19 17:57:04

 
C CaMel Vote score: 6101C CaMel

Braille Lingerie

17/04/19 17:40:04

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5025Kenny Ireland

Jill had ample tits.

17/04/19 17:34:23

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5025Kenny Ireland

Suzie had tits down to her waist.

17/04/19 17:34:05

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2565Trace Sarge

"No I can't point out any flaws"

17/04/19 17:19:09

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 874Spycenwolf

Jane couldn't get enough of nipple piercings.

17/04/19 16:25:38

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 4101Crunchy Chords

Sarah may have misheard when she was told to buy a Nepali jumper.

17/04/19 15:56:11

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7121Hercules Rockefeller

"What's all this about Ed Gein being an influential fashion designer?"

17/04/19 15:21:34

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15344Dan Nicholls

How to turn a jumper into a pullover.

17/04/19 13:39:03

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15344Dan Nicholls

Shane's first day as a sheep shearer had been... incident packed.

17/04/19 13:36:51

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 1007Sam Cass

Ahhh...this jumper brings back a lot of mammaries...

17/04/19 13:22:49

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8789The Wolf

As a popular new line of winterwear hits the high street, concerns are growing over the working conditions in overseas sweatshops, as it's suspected that workers are suffering from extreme chafing

17/04/19 13:18:09

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20948John Glover

"Aint that 'arry Ola's wife?"
(nod to 12.40.43)

17/04/19 13:14:27

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20948John Glover

Great design, but it really does my little baby's head in.

17/04/19 12:43:59

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5079Karyn Harrison

Silky soft porn

17/04/19 12:19:37

 
David Young Vote score: 139David Young

Octomom launches fashion label

17/04/19 12:17:58

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32667Tony Edwards

Jersey

17/04/19 12:12:50

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

She looks plyful

17/04/19 12:09:38

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

"Is that's a new sweater, Jane?"
"No, I wore it last tweak."

17/04/19 12:01:53

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8789The Wolf

“I know it’s cold on Earth darling, but we really must try and fit in with the Humans, you’ll have to wear a jacket”

17/04/19 12:00:52

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9476Chris Keegan

"Yes love, I've already told you, it's very nice, don't milk it"

17/04/19 12:00:32

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8789The Wolf

How titillating. I’m a sucker for a nice jumper

17/04/19 12:00:22

 
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