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Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35636Welsh Rarebit

ET (Esther Terrestrial)

08/04/19 12:00:12

 
James Lennox Vote score: 1750James Lennox

"Grandmother, what big eyes you have."

08/04/19 12:00:22

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4183Kenny Ireland

"Yes Mrs. Richards. Your room DOES have a sea view".

08/04/19 15:48:07

 
The Wolf Vote score: 2412The Wolf

"Don't worry Ivan, I know that they shrink with age but I can still see it my darling"

08/04/19 12:06:41

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Oh my God, do they? Now I'm worried.  --James Lennox
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5608Chris Keegan

While Agnes did not attend her husbands funeral, she was keen to see him buried.

08/04/19 16:18:39

 
James Lennox Vote score: 1750James Lennox

Sauron was raised by his grandma.

08/04/19 12:34:50

 
James Lennox Vote score: 1750James Lennox

"I may be 95, but my vision is still 20-20, and I can hear a pin drop at 100 yards."
"Um, that's very impressive Mrs. Jones, but what's with the binoculars?"
"No thank you Dear, I'll make myself one later."

08/04/19 12:31:13

 
The Wolf Vote score: 2412The Wolf

“I’m sorry madam, I know you’ve successfully read the eye chart, but I simply can’t recommend that you keep your driving license”

08/04/19 12:00:35

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5430Glyn Evans

Binoctogenarian

08/04/19 14:19:33

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 8028Vanessa the Guesser

"Ignore gran. She's at that funny espionage."

08/04/19 12:07:52

 
stone face Vote score: 4030stone face

Well we were all glad that scientist were able to bring my nan back to life, using gentic DNA cross breeding. It's just a pity they cross bred her with a hammerhead shark.

08/04/19 14:25:13

 
James Lennox Vote score: 1750James Lennox

"Dave! Put some pants on. Old Mrs. Smith from number 23 is checking out your arse again."

08/04/19 12:01:12

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2309Trace Sarge

Aged 80 Theresa May finally gets her Brexit deal through...the aye's have it

08/04/19 12:01:12

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But we must take the nose into account --Dave Bryan
Stephen Bean Vote score: 2689Stephen Bean

Eyenoculars

08/04/19 15:07:47

 
Lawrence Day Vote score: 438Lawrence Day

The eyes have it

08/04/19 14:03:15

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5574Hercules Rockefeller

Peeping Mom

08/04/19 13:15:06

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 2689Stephen Bean

♫ A girl with magniscope eyes

08/04/19 12:20:23

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4067Vivvy En

Old bird's eye view

08/04/19 12:17:27

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 3994Dave Bryan

''That's a good article in The Orient Express.''

08/04/19 12:14:07

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5608Chris Keegan

After 45 years on the street, Gail Platt now struggles to read the script.

08/04/19 12:10:49

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 3994Dave Bryan

''The Spy Who Came In From The Cold'' and put the gas fire on immediately.

08/04/19 12:09:30

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18892John Glover

That far away look.

08/04/19 12:03:27

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 275Gavin Smithers

She's still winning bowls tournaments at the age of 95 because of her exceptional hand-eye co-ordination.

10/04/19 14:01:17

 
Poxy Jock Vote score: 31Poxy Jock

Davros decided that the initial design of the Dalek needed some modifications

08/04/19 18:22:58

 
larry G. Vote score: 1242larry G.

"So there's where I put my dentures."

08/04/19 17:09:29

 
The Wolf Vote score: 2412The Wolf

"Where's this f*cking postman with the Woolworths catalogue"

08/04/19 16:21:11

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4067Vivvy En

A young Maz Kanata

08/04/19 16:06:02

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20556Ian Skelding

"Time of death, 09:03, you can put the lens caps on now Nurse."

08/04/19 16:00:25

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 12380Dan Nicholls

This is all very funny until she removes the binoculars to reveal two glass lenses in her skull.

08/04/19 15:21:24

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5518Greg Curtis

"Ethyl was having a hard time with stares..."

08/04/19 14:04:21

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5608Chris Keegan

So how did you get on with the new gynaecologist love?

08/04/19 14:03:15

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5518Greg Curtis

"Though their relationship was strained...Kate still liked seeing her daughter."

08/04/19 13:55:51

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5518Greg Curtis

"Mmm, I like the one on the park bench..."

08/04/19 13:48:22

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5518Greg Curtis

"With the binoculars, Mabel LOOKED much better - but believe me - she didn't look better."

08/04/19 13:41:27

 
Mark England Vote score: 14791Mark England

"Your disguise doesn't fool us, Marcelo Bielsa!"

08/04/19 13:07:18

 
Mark England Vote score: 14791Mark England

"I didn't know that old Mrs Evans was into Ornithology"
"You misunderstood me. I said that she was a curtain twitcher"

08/04/19 13:03:54

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4141C CaMel

"How long does a John Lewis audition take!"

08/04/19 12:54:58

 
Mark England Vote score: 14791Mark England

" She runs our local neighbourhood watch scheme. Nothing gets past 'Big Iris'"

08/04/19 12:51:06

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6571Mr Dome

O.A.Peek

08/04/19 12:43:10

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29238Tony Edwards

Nosy neighbourhood watch

08/04/19 12:22:48

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 2689Stephen Bean

Betty Snoop

08/04/19 12:10:12

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2309Trace Sarge

Doris liked to keep an eye on her pupils.

08/04/19 12:09:21

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 2689Stephen Bean

"I spy with my big eyes."

08/04/19 12:07:07

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6571Mr Dome

Aahh we meet again, Doctor Who

08/04/19 12:06:15

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 3994Dave Bryan

I've noticed that Margaret Becket pays a lot more attention to her expenses claim sheets these days.

08/04/19 12:02:25

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 1817Stu Dent

Gran admiral of the fleet

08/04/19 12:00:44

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35636Welsh Rarebit

Eye Robot

08/04/19 12:00:20

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 3994Dave Bryan

Optical illusion

08/04/19 12:00:13

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 1817Stu Dent

i see almost dead people

08/04/19 12:00:08

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 8028Vanessa the Guesser

"Beattie phone home!"

08/04/19 12:00:07

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35636Welsh Rarebit

He looks like a right Wall-E!

08/04/19 12:00:04

 
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