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"Well Billy, I think it is a critique on human vanity and the carnal nature with which we are destroying the aquatic environment through intensive and insensitve over indulgence in the trivial and menial cultural pastiche of a plastic orientated society.
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James Lennox Vote score: 3006James Lennox

"Well Billy, I think it is a critique on human vanity and the carnal nature with which we are destroying the aquatic environment through intensive and insensitve over indulgence in the trivial and menial cultural pastiche of a plastic orientated society. Your thoughts?"

"I like her tits."

27/07/19 15:06:56

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 4490Stephen Bean

"Mum, Dad says you've mixed up your evening primrose capsules with the ecstasy again."

27/07/19 12:23:29

 
The Wolf Vote score: 4397The Wolf

"Well, I'm only a child and no expert, but I believe a Sperm Whale would be more appropriate"

27/07/19 12:47:27

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 6669Chris Keegan

"That's the job mummy must want, I saw her practicing on daddy last night"

27/07/19 12:24:19

 
The Wolf Vote score: 4397The Wolf

"Harry, look at the Dolphin, isn't it beautiful and magical"
"Yeah it's great...and that woman is fit as f*ck"

27/07/19 12:01:15

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 6669Chris Keegan

"Ahhh, so that's why mummy smells of fish"

27/07/19 12:08:30

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7368Mr Dome

- Why is she wearing big black socks Jacob?
- They're fishnets, Claudia

27/07/19 15:17:12

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 2575Stu Dent

A collage et trois

27/07/19 15:03:29

 
The Wolf Vote score: 4397The Wolf

"Come on Flipper, let's go free willy"

27/07/19 13:21:43

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 772Carey Sutton

The monkey looks happy

27/07/19 13:04:25

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 5331Dave Bryan

The Unnatural World

27/07/19 12:14:31

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19434John Glover

"At school we've covered sexual orientation, gender identity and same sex parenting. This must be in preparation for beastiality that our teacher was talking about."

27/07/19 12:13:55

 
Mark England Vote score: 15418Mark England

"What's that Flipper? It's your birthday and you want a high class call girl and an inflatable monkey?"

27/07/19 12:13:20

 
Poxy Jock Vote score: 72Poxy Jock

Archaeologists were very surprised at their new mosaic find in the ruins of Pompeii

29/07/19 18:31:29

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 6669Chris Keegan

"Where's the doll fin?"

27/07/19 17:39:23

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9440Neil Mackenzie

Why is she wearing a nappy?
They should of put it on the Chimp. Look at the size of that shit.

27/07/19 17:11:31

 
James Lennox Vote score: 3006James Lennox

"Flip 'er boobs look close."

"By George, they do."

27/07/19 14:44:34

 
James Lennox Vote score: 3006James Lennox

"When I grow up I want an arse just like that."

"Same."

27/07/19 14:35:11

 
Madeline Charlton Vote score: 123Madeline Charlton

"Mummy , when we asked if we could go on the monkey bars in the park , we didn't mean park on the monkey's bar and have a ride... You're SO embarrassing!"

27/07/19 14:07:06

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 3801Lucky Elperro

Russell Brand presents his big idea for political and human rehabilitation.

27/07/19 13:46:31

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7368Mr Dome

Fish'supper

27/07/19 13:44:03

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7368Mr Dome

Wanksy

27/07/19 13:43:33

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 3801Lucky Elperro

Little girl: "I don't think I want to grow"

Little boy: "Yes, if this is what they come up with, lets stay kids for as long as possible"

27/07/19 13:41:53

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 6669Chris Keegan

While they looked up to their mum, they sometimes wondered what her porpoise was.

27/07/19 13:36:59

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29935Tony Edwards

Sex Toys "R" Us

27/07/19 13:18:22

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 2575Stu Dent

Sexually Curious George

27/07/19 13:18:14

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29935Tony Edwards

Katy Scary

27/07/19 12:49:05

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36980Welsh Rarebit

"Right then Flipper, let's go and find my old school bag that someone's nicked..."

27/07/19 12:42:37

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 9123Vanessa the Guesser

"She looks like she's having a whale of a time"

27/07/19 12:37:24

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29935Tony Edwards

Some fin's missing.

27/07/19 12:36:00

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 9123Vanessa the Guesser

The Porpoise of Life

27/07/19 12:28:58

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 5331Dave Bryan

The Secret Life Of The Zoo

27/07/19 12:23:29

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 5331Dave Bryan

So that's why they're always smiling.

27/07/19 12:05:16

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20894Ian Skelding

"I think it should be something that children would understand, there's no need for those dots."

27/07/19 12:03:11

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36980Welsh Rarebit

Brothel-nosed Dolphin

27/07/19 12:00:10

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20894Ian Skelding

Dollphin

27/07/19 12:00:10

 
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