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"Pete, do you remember back in 2019 when we were teenagers, we used to sit on this bench with our beers trying to impress the girls"  "Haha yeah those were the days Frank...So what do you think is going to happen about Brexit?"
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The Wolf Vote score: 8868The Wolf

"Pete, do you remember back in 2019 when we were teenagers, we used to sit on this bench with our beers trying to impress the girls"

"Haha yeah those were the days Frank...So what do you think is going to happen about Brexit?"

27/03/19 9:21:04

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6539Vivvy En

-"Mine tells me my heart rate, blood pressure and BMI. It's also a step counter, a route planner and weather predictor. What does yours do?"
-"Moob support"

27/03/19 9:07:35

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2565Trace Sarge

Age gap

27/03/19 8:07:57

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5054Kenny Ireland

"That were a big girl. Her with the pram."

27/03/19 12:36:10

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Brilliant use of the Northern dialect. Simple but very effective. --Karyn Harrison
stone face Vote score: 8254stone face

"Things just ain't the same round here since big fat Harry died."

27/03/19 8:05:54

 
James Lennox Vote score: 6415James Lennox

"It's just not the same here since George Michael stopped coming around."

27/03/19 8:05:11

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20992John Glover

"I was stopped and searched by coloured policemen today."
"Did they find a knife?"
"No, I'd already chucked it in the bushes."

27/03/19 11:29:42

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Last of the summer whine

27/03/19 8:49:13

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11824Dave Bryan

''That's amazing. I hate the French as well.''

27/03/19 8:17:16

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6216Greg Curtis

"...I ever tell yeh about the time I gave this guy a blowjob?"

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27/03/19 11:30:18

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6216Greg Curtis

"Y'know what I think?"

"Actually, YES....I do."......................................................

27/03/19 11:22:29

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13349Vanessa the Guesser

"Best leave enough room for that fat lass with the pushchair."

27/03/19 9:38:11

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10308Mr Dome

Well I guess that answers that question now we are 64, Ringo

27/03/19 8:19:55

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 12404Stephen Bean

"So she held my todger like this, pushed a ruddy great tube down it and bisto I could pee again."

27/03/19 8:19:13

 
stone face Vote score: 8254stone face

"Ok! I apologise . You know cabbage plays havoc with my bowels."

27/03/19 8:07:22

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2565Trace Sarge

When did your wife depart?...about 5 hours ago...she only went to park the car.

27/03/19 8:03:06

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7003Glyn Evans

"Ready...1, 2, 3...En garde!!!"

27/03/19 14:00:57

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5054Kenny Ireland

Space-men.

27/03/19 12:33:00

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6216Greg Curtis

"I'm actually looking for my car."

"Me too."

27/03/19 11:53:37

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 12404Stephen Bean

A void

27/03/19 8:36:07

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5091Karyn Harrison

"Here's looking at you Sid!"

27/03/19 8:10:51

 
stone face Vote score: 8254stone face

"Forrest Grump."

27/03/19 8:09:23

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sorry never saw the first one ..but nods away --stone face
Molly R Vote score: 2184Molly R

Although we chat regularly, we're not very close.

27/03/19 8:05:08

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 12404Stephen Bean

Bench warfare

27/03/19 8:03:49

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 671Charles Gilbert

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

27/03/19 15:53:24

 
larry G. Vote score: 1471larry G.

"You talking to me?"

27/03/19 15:44:58

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 2792Scrappy Doo

Madonna likes to disguise herself as a bench.

27/03/19 13:15:35

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 2792Scrappy Doo

Glad the Israelis and Palestinians finally worked things out.

27/03/19 13:10:58

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 1007Sam Cass

"We've been here for days, Carl. Our children have been gone for an exceedingly long time. Where exactly did they say they'd parked the car?"

27/03/19 11:59:44

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6216Greg Curtis

"Who would hire me at MY age?"

"Bernie, how 'bout...PRESIDENT?"

27/03/19 11:40:57

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6216Greg Curtis

"No woman has ever come between us."

"Unfortunately."

27/03/19 11:25:11

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32699Tony Edwards

Poles apart

27/03/19 9:35:41

 
stone face Vote score: 8254stone face

"You should've got the X100 walking stick. Mine turns into a pogo stick."

27/03/19 8:58:18

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Cane and disabled

27/03/19 8:48:57

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 12404Stephen Bean

Space... the final frontier

27/03/19 8:39:20

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8868The Wolf

"Hey Alf, you know Doris at the care home?, she takes it all the way up to here"

27/03/19 8:22:43

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15356Dan Nicholls

"How do you stay looking so young Fred?"
"It's in the jeans."

27/03/19 8:08:21

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23137Ian Skelding

"You forgot them? how are we going to play Polo without Horses?"

27/03/19 8:07:40

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15356Dan Nicholls

"Are you the artist formerly known as the man from Del Monte?"

27/03/19 8:07:21

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15356Dan Nicholls

A fight to the death to finally determine, who IS the Last of the Summer Wine.

27/03/19 8:05:49

 
James Lennox Vote score: 6415James Lennox

"Fred and I have been coming here for 20 years. Never seen you before."

"Me and Fred have been coming her for 20 years too. Never seen you either."

27/03/19 8:00:45

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 12404Stephen Bean

Stare Wars

27/03/19 8:00:36

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9529Chris Keegan

While it was nice to get out, it was a little bit windy.

27/03/19 8:00:28

 
Dot Old Vote score: 1213Dot Old

Bench Marks

27/03/19 8:00:27

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13349Vanessa the Guesser

"Forrest...trumped?"

27/03/19 8:00:26

 
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