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"...twenty nine...thirty. READY OR NOT, HERE I COME"  The role of the Prime Ministers personal assistant had changed dramatically under Boris Johnson.
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The Wolf Vote score: 3816The Wolf

"...twenty nine...thirty. READY OR NOT, HERE I COME"

The role of the Prime Minister's personal assistant had changed dramatically under Boris Johnson.

08/09/19 10:35:13

 
The Wolf Vote score: 3816The Wolf

Julie was the worst Air Traffic Controller ever

08/09/19 10:09:58

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That explains 9/11. --Scrijjy Doo
The Wolf Vote score: 3816The Wolf

I'll just close my eyes for five minutes. What's the worst that can happen. It's not like someone will take a photo which will be put in the public domain and will subsequently lead to witty interpretations of my image...

08/09/19 10:01:30

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7103Mr Dome

Oh f*ck I love you rabbit

08/09/19 9:48:02

 
Anna Caddy Vote score: 245Anna Caddy

🎡 Only the crumbliest, flakiest chocolate... 🎡

08/09/19 9:57:38

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4404Vivvy En

"I'm sorry, Mr Lennox, too much pizza. I can't move. I feel sick...BLWERRGGHH."
And Mr Lennox never again allowed his daughter another sleepover party.

08/09/19 9:29:24

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Well, I just had to vote for this, didn't I. Nice reference, and luckily no vomit, or if there was the dog must have cleaned it up before I noticed it. --James Lennox
Chris Keegan Vote score: 6207Chris Keegan

I seem to recall her last words to me being "it's captioning or me". Come on, lets get the week started!

08/09/19 8:54:49

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 413Willie Johnson

She can't think of a caption either?

08/09/19 8:36:09

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She's going to post one anon. --Dave Bryan
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9316Neil Mackenzie

I came home thinking I’d find the Wife slumming it in her trackies watching daytime tv, but no instead a hot chick waiting for me. I thought is this a miracle, am I dreaming. No it’s the wrong house!

08/09/19 8:03:55

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2461Trace Sarge

🎡 Easy like Sunday Moaning 🎡

08/09/19 17:54:09

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4594C CaMel

Debra was killed during a live action game of Tetris.

08/09/19 10:15:40

 
Lee Hauxwell Vote score: 194Lee Hauxwell

Lionel told me to take it easy

08/09/19 9:27:22

 
stone face Vote score: 4797stone face

Bring back shop dummies.

08/09/19 9:15:15

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22119Michael Winner

*whisper* "The Variegated Vampire Hosta sneaks up on their victims whilst they sleep..."

08/09/19 8:18:04

 
James Lennox Vote score: 2582James Lennox

Wearing clothes in saunas is not recommended.

08/09/19 8:06:22

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 265Charles Gilbert

Methead acting.

09/09/19 5:56:29

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1034Scrijjy Doo

Let it shine.
Johnson's Knee Wax

08/09/19 23:45:28

 
larry G. Vote score: 1343larry G.

"I get a little drowsy after consuming a quart of Ben & Jerry's."

08/09/19 17:33:35

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19303John Glover

"Hosta la vista, baby."

08/09/19 12:06:12

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 4966Paul Reeve

Just Say No!!!!

08/09/19 10:59:32

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 413Willie Johnson

"Ommm..."
(*Maybe if I relax and think hard enough I can remember where I put my pants.*)

08/09/19 10:53:38

 
Anna Caddy Vote score: 245Anna Caddy

Drugged and held hostage at plant-point

08/09/19 9:48:58

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What about 'The plants held against her will. It was a hosta situation.' --Michael Winner
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29751Tony Edwards

It's no fun when you're on the change.

08/09/19 9:13:30

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20831Ian Skelding

Vikki was sure her prosphetic leg was too big for her.

08/09/19 9:04:57

 
Mark England Vote score: 15225Mark England

The Lay of the Triffids

08/09/19 9:00:20

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 413Willie Johnson

This just may be anon caption.

08/09/19 10:40:51

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 2443Stu Dent

When you said you like to Netflix and Chill I thought it meant something else

08/09/19 10:13:13

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4404Vivvy En

Beauty sleep

08/09/19 9:33:11

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 3895Stephen Bean

"She's been like this ever since she got that bloody dog."

08/09/19 9:07:36

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 3895Stephen Bean

"I thought we all agreed, no more cats. This is clearly a cat nap!"

08/09/19 8:16:16

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 3895Stephen Bean

"She's sleeping like a babe."

08/09/19 8:08:16

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 5068Dave Bryan

''What A Day For A Daydream''

08/09/19 8:08:06

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1992Crunchy Chords

Ella Mai Day

08/09/19 8:06:06

 
stone face Vote score: 4797stone face

Taking it kneesy..

08/09/19 8:03:40

 
James Lennox Vote score: 2582James Lennox

Brother, I could go me some hot melted chocolate ... but it's caption time, so let's have a look at the photo first.

08/09/19 8:02:26

 
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