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"Its so unfair Mummy wont let you come to my birthday party. I know you were really looking forward to the bouncy castle..."
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Stephen Bean Vote score: 1514Stephen Bean

"It's so unfair Mummy won't let you come to my birthday party. I know you were really looking forward to the bouncy castle..."

Tue 20:08:55

 
The Wolf Vote score: 1079The Wolf

The disgustingly hideous piercing beastly animal approaches quickly. Oh my god, this new Michael Jackson documentary is making my skin crawl, I have to turn it off…..Ok caption time….err. Porku Pie N Sweet Pickle.

Tue 20:00:50

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5063Glyn Evans

"Are you a fan of ker plunk?"

Tue 21:23:19

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 284Sam Cass

"If anyone ever tries to touch you in your 'no-no place', dear, quill them to death!"

Tue 21:19:58

 
James Lennox Vote score: 768James Lennox

"Well Sweetie, it might be funny looking, but it's the last puppy in the pound. Take it or leave it."

Tue 20:05:37

 
stone face Vote score: 3085stone face

"Welcome back to tonights UFC main event. Where a five year old girl will fight a porcupine in the octogon. Remember the porcupine has won his last three contests on points."

Tue 20:02:20

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18338John Glover

Spine Al tap.

Tue 20:38:52

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 7199Vanessa the Guesser

"Hi! Have you been herbivore?"

Tue 20:25:30

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 28344Tony Edwards

Pawcupine

Tue 20:21:01

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 1275Stu Dent

Gary Critter

Tue 20:09:04

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 34271Welsh Rarebit

The Old Grey Bristle Test

Tue 20:00:49

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 1275Stu Dent

Needles and Shin's

Tue 20:00:08

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 34271Welsh Rarebit

"Hi, I'm Quill.i.am, what's your name?"

Tue 20:00:08

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18338John Glover

"If you don't believe that some humans also have pricks, go and check a little boy."

Wed 19:53:05

 
G fj Vote score: 473G fj

Actually what a great picture!

Wed 14:35:39

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 8851Neil Mackenzie

A young Therese May would grow up and join the Tory Party because they are spineless.

Wed 7:28:44

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 2895Dave Bryan

Child quiller

Wed 0:09:36

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 34271Welsh Rarebit

Where there's a quill, there's a Waynetta.

Tue 21:47:49

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 427Scrappy Doo

She learned at an early age how to handle pricks.

Tue 21:34:01

 
James Lennox Vote score: 768James Lennox

"I'd love to knit myself a coat like this, but I can't seem to find my needles."

Tue 21:28:46

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 284Sam Cass

Mrs. Spike patted her adopted daughter Jenny's coat trying her best not to let her see how worried she was for her growing up in a cruel world with no quills of her own.

Tue 21:18:01

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 1822Karyn Harrison

"To be honest I'm not that keen on Everton mints. They stick to my teeth and play havoc with my bowels. But thanks for offering!"

Tue 21:07:49

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 284Sam Cass

"Listen, kid, I'll give you 200 quid if you break me out of this hellhole!"

Tue 21:00:03

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 128Charles Gilbert

"Well, you DO have a point"

Tue 20:48:37

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 3676Vivvy En

"Hey girly, nice coat. Wanna swap it for my quill skirt?"

Tue 20:48:26

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 5885Mr Dome

- You'd love a little sweetie to eat wouldn't you
- Yes but not the one in the packet

Tue 20:38:10

 
larry G. Vote score: 1102larry G.

"I feel terrible-I just got fired from the Pen & Quill for sticking it to somebody."

Tue 20:29:56

 
stone face Vote score: 3085stone face

"Darling! You know you said you lost your steroids. Well I think Emma's been feeding them to her pet hedgehog."

Tue 20:24:32

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 4471Chris Keegan

"So why did you call your puppy Comet?"

Tue 20:21:59

 
larry G. Vote score: 1102larry G.

"Don't blame me for your bad punk rock hairdo!"

Tue 20:19:38

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 5885Mr Dome

Do you dance like James Brown too?

Tue 20:15:06

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 19986Ian Skelding

"Will you stop kneedling me."

Tue 20:06:09

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 1275Stu Dent

punkupine

Tue 20:04:31

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 7199Vanessa the Guesser

Gnawer Batty

Tue 20:04:05

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1398Crunchy Chords

Hedge-sprog

Tue 20:03:45

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 1822Karyn Harrison

"Got any black ones left in there? They're my favourites!"

Tue 20:03:38

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 4579Chris Halliwell

Pinepals.

Tue 20:02:20

 
Molly R Vote score: 683Molly R

"But you're a rodent, you shouldn't be attracted to fish."

Tue 20:01:05

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 1275Stu Dent

Needle sharing

Tue 20:00:27

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 4471Chris Keegan

"In actual fact the porky pine does not pine for pork. They would much rather devour a young child"

Tue 20:00:20

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 1514Stephen Bean

"Are you an eckidna too?"

Tue 20:00:04

 
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