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"Its so unfair Mummy wont let you come to my birthday party. I know you were really looking forward to the bouncy castle..."
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Stephen Bean Vote score: 2276Stephen Bean

"It's so unfair Mummy won't let you come to my birthday party. I know you were really looking forward to the bouncy castle..."

12/03/19 20:08:55

 
The Wolf Vote score: 1897The Wolf

The disgustingly hideous piercing beastly animal approaches quickly. Oh my god, this new Michael Jackson documentary is making my skin crawl, I have to turn it off…..Ok caption time….err. Porku Pie N Sweet Pickle.

12/03/19 20:00:50

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5297Glyn Evans

"Are you a fan of ker plunk?"

12/03/19 21:23:19

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 436Sam Cass

"If anyone ever tries to touch you in your 'no-no place', dear, quill them to death!"

12/03/19 21:19:58

 
James Lennox Vote score: 1453James Lennox

"Well Sweetie, it might be funny looking, but it's the last puppy in the pound. Take it or leave it."

12/03/19 20:05:37

 
stone face Vote score: 3693stone face

"Welcome back to tonights UFC main event. Where a five year old girl will fight a porcupine in the octogon. Remember the porcupine has won his last three contests on points."

12/03/19 20:02:20

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18698John Glover

Spine Al tap.

12/03/19 20:38:52

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 7726Vanessa the Guesser

"Hi! Have you been herbivore?"

12/03/19 20:25:30

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 28979Tony Edwards

Pawcupine

12/03/19 20:21:01

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 1626Stu Dent

Gary Critter

12/03/19 20:09:04

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35122Welsh Rarebit

The Old Grey Bristle Test

12/03/19 20:00:49

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 1626Stu Dent

Needles and Shin's

12/03/19 20:00:08

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35122Welsh Rarebit

"Hi, I'm Quill.i.am, what's your name?"

12/03/19 20:00:08

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18698John Glover

"If you don't believe that some humans also have pricks, go and check a little boy."

13/03/19 19:53:05

 
G fj Vote score: 482G fj

Actually what a great picture!

13/03/19 14:35:39

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 8991Neil Mackenzie

A young Therese May would grow up and join the Tory Party because they are spineless.

13/03/19 7:28:44

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 3597Dave Bryan

Child quiller

13/03/19 0:09:36

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35122Welsh Rarebit

Where there's a quill, there's a Waynetta.

12/03/19 21:47:49

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 600Scrappy Doo

She learned at an early age how to handle pricks.

12/03/19 21:34:01

 
James Lennox Vote score: 1453James Lennox

"I'd love to knit myself a coat like this, but I can't seem to find my needles."

12/03/19 21:28:46

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 436Sam Cass

Mrs. Spike patted her adopted daughter Jenny's coat trying her best not to let her see how worried she was for her growing up in a cruel world with no quills of her own.

12/03/19 21:18:01

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2125Karyn Harrison

"To be honest I'm not that keen on Everton mints. They stick to my teeth and play havoc with my bowels. But thanks for offering!"

12/03/19 21:07:49

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 436Sam Cass

"Listen, kid, I'll give you 200 quid if you break me out of this hellhole!"

12/03/19 21:00:03

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 189Charles Gilbert

"Well, you DO have a point"

12/03/19 20:48:37

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 3928Vivvy En

"Hey girly, nice coat. Wanna swap it for my quill skirt?"

12/03/19 20:48:26

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6299Mr Dome

- You'd love a little sweetie to eat wouldn't you
- Yes but not the one in the packet

12/03/19 20:38:10

 
larry G. Vote score: 1145larry G.

"I feel terrible-I just got fired from the Pen & Quill for sticking it to somebody."

12/03/19 20:29:56

 
stone face Vote score: 3693stone face

"Darling! You know you said you lost your steroids. Well I think Emma's been feeding them to her pet hedgehog."

12/03/19 20:24:32

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5199Chris Keegan

"So why did you call your puppy Comet?"

12/03/19 20:21:59

 
larry G. Vote score: 1145larry G.

"Don't blame me for your bad punk rock hairdo!"

12/03/19 20:19:38

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6299Mr Dome

Do you dance like James Brown too?

12/03/19 20:15:06

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20361Ian Skelding

"Will you stop kneedling me."

12/03/19 20:06:09

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 1626Stu Dent

punkupine

12/03/19 20:04:31

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1660Crunchy Chords

Hedge-sprog

12/03/19 20:03:45

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2125Karyn Harrison

"Got any black ones left in there? They're my favourites!"

12/03/19 20:03:38

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 4637Chris Halliwell

Pinepals.

12/03/19 20:02:20

 
Molly R Vote score: 777Molly R

"But you're a rodent, you shouldn't be attracted to fish."

12/03/19 20:01:05

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 1626Stu Dent

Needle sharing

12/03/19 20:00:27

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5199Chris Keegan

"In actual fact the porky pine does not pine for pork. They would much rather devour a young child"

12/03/19 20:00:20

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 2276Stephen Bean

"Are you an eckidna too?"

12/03/19 20:00:04

 
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