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I have to say that I wasnt impressed with the range of merchandise at the Loch Ness gift shop.
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Chris Keegan Vote score: 6613Chris Keegan

I have to say that I wasn't impressed with the range of merchandise at the Loch Ness gift shop.

28/09/19 12:20:59

 
stone face Vote score: 5286stone face

I asked for a Central Americano..

28/09/19 12:00:39

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very clever --Poxy Jock
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2800Karyn Harrison

That definitely belongs to Monica Lewinsky. You can tell by the stain on her top.

28/09/19 12:38:38

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 6613Chris Keegan

The coffee served at my local NHS hospital is definitely getting better. Granted, there was a small stain on the lid but at least this time it wasn't blood.

28/09/19 15:58:08

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 6613Chris Keegan

My aunt Joan once ate a banana on Southend pier. Not a caption as such, I just wanted to say something as random as today's photos.

28/09/19 12:11:50

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 9088Vanessa the Guesser

Mocha Do About Nothing

28/09/19 12:13:42

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Don't be so scathing. I've made it As You Like It. --Dave Bryan
Stephen Bean Vote score: 4365Stephen Bean

"Cleaning up after the Parkinsons disease society come to my café always gives me repetitive stain injury."

28/09/19 12:18:16

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 5264Dave Bryan

''Good news, Sergei, you can now get 2 for 1 pictures on Meercat Coffees.''

''Tell me something I don't know. Why have you taken Orlov the sugar?''

28/09/19 12:13:14

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29911Tony Edwards

"My cup runneth over."

28/09/19 12:31:11

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19416John Glover

"Nurse! you've mixed up the bed pan and breakfast trolleys again."

28/09/19 12:28:46

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22224Michael Winner

"This week, on 'Predicting the Future By Using Human Sacrifice Entrails': Russell Brand."

28/09/19 12:18:34

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Michael Winner Vote score: 22224Michael Winner

"Ooh, is it Lake Victoria?"
"Looks more like Sardinia to me."
"I think it's that little country next to Ivory Coast. Does anyone have an atlas handy?"

(Final result: four hours, twenty three minutes)

My hobby: prompting dinner guests to name the geographical landmark 'hidden' in various random stains and textures for as long as possible before they catch on.

28/09/19 12:31:48

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36931Welsh Rarebit

Stains, middle sex

28/09/19 12:02:06

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4792C CaMel

I've never watched EastEnders to the very end.

28/09/19 20:06:20

 
Anna Caddy Vote score: 309Anna Caddy

Muh nuh-nuh-nuh...

28/09/19 17:51:51

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4792C CaMel

Giraffé Latté

28/09/19 17:51:23

 
Anna Caddy Vote score: 309Anna Caddy

Prototypes of Sid the Sock Puppet merchandise weren’t promising. The eye was in the wrong place for a start

28/09/19 17:50:29

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 315Charles Gilbert

Lucy... you got some 'splaining to do.

28/09/19 17:49:31

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4792C CaMel

How did you capture this moment, spill the beans?

28/09/19 17:46:38

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9429Neil Mackenzie

You can tell where coffee’s bean.

28/09/19 16:26:33

 
larry G. Vote score: 1364larry G.

Amalfi coast dark roast.

28/09/19 15:32:52

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 6613Chris Keegan

"Excuse me, there's a stain on my top"
- "That's what bloody washing machines are for love"

28/09/19 15:31:28

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1150Scrijjy Doo

Two water bottles, one cup.

28/09/19 13:52:32

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7319Mr Dome

Things have gone a little dire 'ere

28/09/19 13:30:08

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36931Welsh Rarebit

A toothless Tea-rannosaurus Rex

28/09/19 13:27:11

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29911Tony Edwards

There's many a slip twixt cup and lip.

28/09/19 13:03:56

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36931Welsh Rarebit

Café SHAG

28/09/19 12:24:48

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22224Michael Winner

"The prawn and mushroom skewer starters were to die for, but I wasn't so sure about the 'licking-the-gravy-stain-off-of-the-pan-lid' option until I tried it."

28/09/19 12:22:27

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29911Tony Edwards

The restaurant manager flipped his lid when he saw the stain.

28/09/19 12:16:33

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 4365Stephen Bean

"Better take off the lid. I don't want the captain seeing that stain," thought Amy, on her first day as a hostess on Airbus A330-243.

28/09/19 12:03:47

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Glyn Evans Vote score: 5607Glyn Evans

Grindspotting

28/09/19 12:01:35

 
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