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Ian Skelding Vote score: 20151Ian Skelding

"See, it cries, wets itself and has very realistic choking sounds."

04/02/19 20:22:40

 
Dot Old Vote score: 384Dot Old

Guy and Doll

04/02/19 20:02:14

 
The Wolf Vote score: 1501The Wolf

A fistful of dolls

04/02/19 22:01:00

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 3836Vivvy En

"David, it's still your turn to clear the table. Pinching your sister's dolly won't work any more, she is forty-one now."

04/02/19 20:29:07

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4005C CaMel

**Oh no, the nanny's got my beer!**

04/02/19 20:27:25

 
Generic RedHead Vote score: 200Generic RedHead

And Dave went on to fail his first aid course.

04/02/19 20:27:15

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 759Karen Oakenfull

His colleague is a boom boy, but Pete is a dolly grip.

04/02/19 20:20:03

 
G fj Vote score: 481G fj

Toys Tory

05/02/19 11:05:17

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4005C CaMel

The Leon King

05/02/19 6:18:51

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 28640Tony Edwards

"That's Dave, always playing the choker."

04/02/19 21:00:51

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 524Scrappy Doo

No worries. The baby is an undercover officer.

05/02/19 0:50:12

 
Dot Old Vote score: 384Dot Old

Ventriloquist fibrillation

04/02/19 20:29:10

 
Dot Old Vote score: 384Dot Old

First Aid for Dummies

04/02/19 20:10:25

 
Tracey Sarge Vote score: 1847Tracey Sarge

"Catch"...caught in the neck of time

04/02/19 20:03:21

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 7403Vanessa the Guesser

"I attended the Michael Jackson School of Parenting"

04/02/19 20:00:35

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5395Greg Curtis

"Jack's comments were NOT funny, especially his 'inFANT asides.' "

05/02/19 2:33:11

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1493Crunchy Chords

Sean Astin pitches his comedy sequel idea to Peter Jackson: “New Daddy Sam Gamgee and The Lord of the Teething Rings”

04/02/19 22:27:26

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6140Mr Dome

That's not what I meant when I said neckerchief

04/02/19 21:51:01

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 34626Welsh Rarebit

Baby Bye-o

04/02/19 21:32:23

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18507John Glover

He's thinking of a dollywood.

04/02/19 20:58:35

 
Lawrence Day Vote score: 346Lawrence Day

Dolly Patton

04/02/19 20:25:11

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 4801Chris Keegan

"For goodness sake woman, if I have to tell you again...she wants to give her dad a gottol of geer!"

04/02/19 20:16:19

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 7403Vanessa the Guesser

Toy boy

04/02/19 20:07:42

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 4801Chris Keegan

"So bruv, when you said you spent last night with some gorgeous doll, wanna talk about it?"

04/02/19 20:04:26

 
James Lennox Vote score: 1129James Lennox

The World Baby Tossing Champion proudly displays his trophy.

04/02/19 20:04:23

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 3233Dave Bryan

Another Black Mass in Essex

04/02/19 20:03:07

 
James Lennox Vote score: 1129James Lennox

An example of why professional wrestlers shouldn't be allowed to procreate.

04/02/19 20:02:50

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 34626Welsh Rarebit

How The Breast Was Won

04/02/19 20:01:15

 
Molly R Vote score: 770Molly R

"Say you like my new veneers, or the dolly gets it."

04/02/19 20:00:18

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 34626Welsh Rarebit

🎵 Got you in a stranglehold baby.... 🎵

04/02/19 20:00:15

 
The Wolf Vote score: 1501The Wolf

"No Gary, that's not how you hold them. Can you please stop playing Angry Birds during Antenatal class and pay attention"

04/02/19 20:00:08

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 34626Welsh Rarebit

"I recommend throttle-feeding."

04/02/19 20:00:05

 
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