Unfortunately he keeps sniffing other camels' toes.

27/01/19 12:00:46

Fido can go seven months at a time without drinking from the lavvy.

27/01/19 12:09:28

"I'm busting, where are all the bloody trees."

27/01/19 13:03:20

The shep of the desert

27/01/19 12:00:07

Barktrian Camel

27/01/19 12:00:07

"It was a lengthy operation, but it has stopped him rolling in fox poo"

27/01/19 12:11:46

"Darling, I think Rex has been out humping again"

27/01/19 12:00:07

Hump Bark of Notre Dame

27/01/19 19:15:22

He shouldn’t have humped Dr Frankenstein’s leg.

27/01/19 17:29:35

I feed him Camelot

27/01/19 12:12:44

Up sh*t peak without a saddle

27/01/19 12:00:06

Ok. Who swallowed the magnet??

27/01/19 21:49:00

I'd like to know which committee designed this animal.

27/01/19 13:01:51

Third attempt at giving a dog butt implants shows promising signs but scientists say they are still a few years away.

28/01/19 21:38:56

Dromedary doggie.

28/01/19 3:21:56

Mountain Camelflage

27/01/19 18:47:10

"Oh OK, just this once you can sleep on the Bedouin"

27/01/19 17:14:40

Ricola!!!

27/01/19 16:35:37

Bogart had finally found a way to stop folks calling him 'Hump-free'.

27/01/19 14:47:46

Miss January shows off her puppies.

27/01/19 14:38:22

Humpback Ridgeback

27/01/19 14:25:50

We call him Englebert.

27/01/19 13:25:38

"How far to the border Mohammed, I'm dying to get out of this disguise."

27/01/19 12:59:15

"Ask Spot to sit, he would just shit... Ask him to shake, and he would still shit... ask him to enter the kennel though, and he just goes and enters a fucking camel. And we don't even have camels!"

27/01/19 12:37:30

Pedigree chump

27/01/19 12:22:50

"Can't... breathe... Damn Camels!"

27/01/19 12:19:41

Mutt dressed as camel

27/01/19 12:13:18

Scientists reveal the dog that takes ‘you’ for a walk.

27/01/19 12:09:42

Crufts 'best in topiary' section was short lived

27/01/19 12:07:37

Spit the dog

27/01/19 12:02:44

Due to a shortage of fodder, the little-known Alpine Camel has turned carnivorous.

27/01/19 12:02:25

Grrrrromedary Camel

27/01/19 12:00:42