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Stu Dent Vote score: 2300Stu Dent

pet a manger

01/02/19 20:04:09

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5509Glyn Evans

Unlike suckling pig there's no apple in the mouth, only a charred tennis ball.

01/02/19 20:56:26

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4459C CaMel

When you're in a restaurant and see your Rex.

01/02/19 20:57:31

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5509Glyn Evans

"Could do with a pinscher salt."

01/02/19 20:55:11

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29607Tony Edwards

"Can I have a doggy bag please?"

01/02/19 20:15:21

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5992Chris Keegan

"Sorry, I thought the Batter sea dog came with chips"

01/02/19 20:30:37

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20806Ian Skelding

"You've made a right dog's dinner of that."

01/02/19 20:30:22

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19182John Glover

Adog is for LIFE not just for CHRISTMAS.

02/02/19 13:14:36

 
Generic RedHead Vote score: 327Generic RedHead

"I have to warn you sir that we have rats"
"Sounds nice to me, I'll have that"

01/02/19 21:43:23

 
stone face Vote score: 4498stone face

"Ok! Deep fried rat, with baby rats served in batter and a coleslaw of rats intestines."
"Yes that's what I ordered."
"So what's the problem?"
"ROCKET..ROCKET.. my God are you people barbaric?"

01/02/19 20:35:45

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Voted for this one, but 20:00:33 may deserve a nod. --James Lennox
The Wolf Vote score: 3277The Wolf

"Ewwww gross! I'm not eating that.... you know I hate salad"

01/02/19 20:00:33

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 934Scrappy Doo

Come on down to
All-You-Can-Eat Dachshund Buffet!

03/02/19 2:25:53

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 405Tiny Alien

Collie flower

01/02/19 21:11:10

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 405Tiny Alien

Waiter waiter, there's a hare in my food

01/02/19 21:05:01

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1916Crunchy Chords

Dogfood

01/02/19 20:05:52

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 2300Stu Dent

vole au vent

01/02/19 20:02:21

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1916Crunchy Chords

Blackened Lab

01/02/19 20:00:50

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1916Crunchy Chords

Order Collie

01/02/19 20:00:38

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1916Crunchy Chords

“Not charred! I said I wanted a _Guard_ dog!"

01/02/19 20:00:22

 
Molly R Vote score: 968Molly R

Sausage dog.

01/02/19 20:00:13

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 2300Stu Dent

vermin-celli

01/02/19 20:00:08

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36357Welsh Rarebit

"When I asked for Ratatouille..."

01/02/19 20:00:04

 
Mark Reynolds Vote score: 11Mark Reynolds

waiter. Could you take it back to the chef. I said medium rare

07/02/19 15:00:45

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 934Scrappy Doo

That really hit the Spot!

02/02/19 23:57:18

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9258Neil Mackenzie

How much did you pay ferret?

02/02/19 7:08:21

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5992Chris Keegan

The real truth behind Donny Osmond's first hit revealed.

02/02/19 0:03:29

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 934Scrappy Doo

Bad dog.

01/02/19 22:35:46

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4459C CaMel

Pan's best friend

01/02/19 22:19:21

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 8625Vanessa the Guesser

"Mmmm that looks like the dog's bollocks"

01/02/19 20:56:17

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29607Tony Edwards

"I asked for ham, not hamster!"

01/02/19 20:42:31

 
stone face Vote score: 4498stone face

"Excuse me waiter! Do you do tyke away?"

01/02/19 20:40:44

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19182John Glover

"A tiger dog? Isn't that very rare."
"No sir, chef cooked it 'well done' as you requested."

01/02/19 20:37:11

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 874Spycenwolf

"I take it the in-laws were on for dinner that day?"

01/02/19 20:36:19

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19182John Glover

"Do I want to adopt another couple of dogs? No thanks, I've got enough on my plate already."

01/02/19 20:31:04

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29607Tony Edwards

Yappetizer

01/02/19 20:23:00

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 874Spycenwolf

"Sorry, but as a cynic, I cannot eat my own kind."

01/02/19 20:21:31

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1916Crunchy Chords

Dog and Scone

01/02/19 20:18:41

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22010Michael Winner

"Do you have this in vegan?"

01/02/19 20:04:16

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29607Tony Edwards

Kentucky Fried Rat

01/02/19 20:03:54

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 4698Dave Bryan

Fried dogs for the blind

01/02/19 20:03:51

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 3498Funny Bean

Ignaw what it looks like, it tastes delicious.

01/02/19 20:01:42

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36357Welsh Rarebit

"I asked for a hot-dog...?"

01/02/19 20:01:26

 
The Wolf Vote score: 3277The Wolf

"Hi. Is this City Wok?... Ok I'm calling to complain about the order we placed... you forgot the prawn crackers"

01/02/19 20:00:58

 
Moe Ireland Moe Ireland

Road-Kill Grill

01/02/19 20:00:43

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 3498Funny Bean

For some reason the wife said SHE’d cook the roast next Sunday.

01/02/19 20:00:19

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1916Crunchy Chords

K-dine

01/02/19 20:00:05

 
Molly R Vote score: 968Molly R

This food looks like sh*t.

01/02/19 20:00:05

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It looks like Shitzu !!! --stone face
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