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"No, gran! Your diabetes test was this morning. Please take your urine sample BACK TO THE BATHROOM!"
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Al Overy Vote score: 4775Al Overy

"No, gran! Your diabetes test was this morning. Please take your urine sample BACK TO THE BATHROOM!"

08/04/21 20:00:18

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"Bu.. bu.. but it tastes like the cider.." --SnapDragon D
The Wolf Vote score: 11784The Wolf

"Excuse me love. I think you're a bit confused. It's June, you've just walked into our house and we don't know you"

"Oh I'm so sorry. I don't know what to say"

"DAVE...Stop being horrible to your Nan"

08/04/21 20:29:54

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21445John Glover

David couldn't understand why he always spent New Years Eve alone.

08/04/21 20:48:40

 
The Wolf Vote score: 11784The Wolf

"Which one of you ordered a hooker?"

08/04/21 20:17:41

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"But, just a heads-up, it doesn't match the drapes.." --SnapDragon D
alexandra ball Vote score: 1104alexandra ball

Dear God gran, how long have you been isolating?

08/04/21 22:20:22

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 828Ellen Duncalf

“Being ginger has never been a problem. What do you mean everybody else has cleared off to a different hotel for Auld Lang Syne.”

08/04/21 20:00:14

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You just can’t beat a Shearings Tinsel and Turkey holiday. Have been on very many, the best being in Scotland...smiles. --Ellen Duncalf
Al Overy Vote score: 4775Al Overy

'Nan, I keep telling you, positive thinking and a cup of Benylin won't prevent Covid!'

09/04/21 8:06:42

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 2789Mark Wilson

It took 8 hours, and admittedly all the other party goers had left, but gran had finally won a game of musical chairs

09/04/21 0:24:05

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 14732Vanessa the Guesser

Recovering addict Elspeth thought going cold turkey was having Christmas leftovers.

08/04/21 21:01:01

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 24475Ian Skelding

"Here comes Jools Holland and his band with their horns now, they're coming to hoot a nanny."

08/04/21 20:56:34

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2534Willie Johnson

Due to technical difficulties, we bring you the New Year's celebration from the Gran Ballroom.

08/04/21 20:50:36

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Finally abandoning any hope of ever getting married, she chose a tiara, which thru her trifocals appeared to say "Happy Never" --SnapDragon D
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2534Willie Johnson

At this age and condition every day is New Year's

08/04/21 20:48:46

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33733Tony Edwards

Grangnam Style

08/04/21 20:27:47

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5411Kenny Ireland

"Could you sit down again Mavis and let the carpet fitters finish?"

08/04/21 20:24:09

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 2789Mark Wilson

2 minutes past midnight and already my New Year's resolution of not shagging grannies was being tested... but she was a hottie

08/04/21 20:22:29

 
The Wolf Vote score: 11784The Wolf

"Did she sort her will out?"
"Yes"
"Great...Mum, the toilet on this floor is broken so you'll need to use the one in the loft. Top up?"

08/04/21 20:21:52

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 4623Crunchy Chords

Auld, AULD Lang Syne

08/04/21 20:05:23

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 14732Vanessa the Guesser

Morag normally celebrates New Year's Eve until 8 April every year.

08/04/21 20:05:06

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 20299Troompa Loompa

Glaswegian teenager celebrates.

08/04/21 20:03:06

 
SnapDragon D Vote score: 154SnapDragon D

Managing the timed selfie, a rare glimpse into this year’s big do, a total blowout at Miss Havisham’s.

08/04/21 20:00:12

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She got lei-ed twice. --Willie Johnson
Ryan French Vote score: 19Ryan French

Swipes left too young for me.

11/04/21 2:21:06

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6541Greg Curtis

Old Lei Dee

09/04/21 6:58:20

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 456Gavin Smithers

Nigel Lawson's enjoying retirement

08/04/21 23:32:16

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 20299Troompa Loompa

Ada needed some Dutch courage before Wayne Rooney arrived.

08/04/21 22:24:38

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 5188Lucky Elperro

"Sorry Ma'am, Prince Philip;s given you the wrong tiara again".

08/04/21 21:05:19

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21445John Glover

Sorry lads, I'm not entertaining tonight. My catheter is blocked, my colostomy bag is leaking, I have another UTI, I think I'm having a TIA and who the fuck are you lot anyway.

08/04/21 20:59:50

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3452Scrijjy Doo

Better bring the whole bottle.

08/04/21 20:56:59

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 14016Dave Bryan

''Put the drink down. It's time for bed, matron.''

08/04/21 20:56:48

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 7433Vivvy En

Sadly, Ethel was in the lav when the others had boarded the coach for the next venue. On the plus side she did manage to win every game of Musical Chairs.

08/04/21 20:55:07

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Though she did have to toot her own tune.. which resulted in a slight.. accident. --SnapDragon D
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3452Scrijjy Doo

Congratulations Miss Haltwhistle

08/04/21 20:45:09

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11451Mr Dome

Nan loved a good party especially the decorations she found in my room. Little did she know they were double ended dildos

08/04/21 20:30:27

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7796Glyn Evans

"At my age I know how to throw a party, take a throw, bring some drink, get the crystal meth ready..."

08/04/21 20:26:58

 
Tony S Vote score: 1404Tony S

At my age its nice to have a little drink.
You're 25 and told no drinking at the AA meeting.

08/04/21 20:18:19

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 24475Ian Skelding

If that doesn't sum up 2019 going into 2020 nothing does.

08/04/21 20:11:48

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 20299Troompa Loompa

Betty remembers launching the Titanic as if it was lunchtime.

08/04/21 20:05:48

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33733Tony Edwards

Lilly no-mates

08/04/21 20:03:55

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 15602Stephen Bean

OAPeed

08/04/21 20:02:47

 
SnapDragon D Vote score: 154SnapDragon D

Anyone up for a game of Old Maid?

08/04/21 20:01:11

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 4623Crunchy Chords

Hogma-nan

08/04/21 20:00:36

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 14732Vanessa the Guesser

10 minutes later and Gran began break dancing, starting with her hip.

08/04/21 20:00:32

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 15602Stephen Bean

"Happy Hognanay."

08/04/21 20:00:22

 
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