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Paul Woolley Vote score: 3277Paul Woolley

"That chicken sure has balls!"
"Yes, I wouldn't be seen dead wearing a toupée!"

04/01/19 12:22:09

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 28346Tony Edwards

Breast in show

04/01/19 12:11:13

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 4472Chris Keegan

I’ve just gone right off chicken nuggets.

04/01/19 12:01:18

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 28346Tony Edwards

KFC Cup

04/01/19 12:22:44

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GeeDee Vote score: 2639GeeDee

Claudia was excluded from the best in show on a testicality

04/01/19 16:11:37

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 1275Stu Dent

BallCock

04/01/19 12:00:07

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 514Carey Sutton

I saw a pair of blue tits in my garden once,

05/01/19 17:56:24

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 514Carey Sutton

Booby bird

05/01/19 17:50:28

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 514Carey Sutton

Always wondered why I preferred the breast?

05/01/19 17:49:21

 
Smuldo Vote score: 10549Smuldo

Le Coq Sportit

04/01/19 21:55:14

 
Smuldo Vote score: 10549Smuldo

"Any-cock'll-do" (nod to 13.00.27)

04/01/19 21:43:50

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 8851Neil Mackenzie

He doesn’t crow he kind a makes a sound like Scro - - tum tum tum.

04/01/19 19:29:51

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 535Spycenwolf

You mean, all these years I've been choking the wrong chicken?

04/01/19 18:57:27

 
C CaMel Vote score: 3954C CaMel

Nut Roast

04/01/19 17:21:37

 
larry G. Vote score: 1102larry G.

Radish hen.

04/01/19 16:59:43

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 5885Mr Dome

Thta remnids me I must go nad get soem eggs

04/01/19 16:48:38

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 3677Vivvy En

"Ouch! That looks painful... Wattle it do?"

04/01/19 16:47:42

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 5885Mr Dome

Would you dare pullet?

04/01/19 16:46:47

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 5885Mr Dome

AHH. Thanks for the reminder - must get some Veet for men

04/01/19 16:45:03

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19669John Llamas

" ….. ooh, that reminds me, we also need some tea bags."

04/01/19 16:37:53

 
Barrie Bullock Vote score: 402Barrie Bullock

Yeth & I'm only 13.

04/01/19 15:19:22

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 4472Chris Keegan

It's actually a Balled Eagle

04/01/19 13:32:21

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18338John Glover

"I told you so, put a cork up it's arse and it wont be able to lay."

04/01/19 13:08:00

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 7205Vanessa the Guesser

Page 3 of the Rising Sun

04/01/19 13:05:02

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 7205Vanessa the Guesser

"Cock-a-doodle-doo!"

04/01/19 13:00:27

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5276Greg Curtis

"I don't know what it is, or why it only coughs."

04/01/19 12:55:45

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 28346Tony Edwards

New Year's Lay

04/01/19 12:53:01

 
Paul Woolley Vote score: 3277Paul Woolley

What do you get when you cross a chicken with Tom Jones?

04/01/19 12:42:31

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 1822Karyn Harrison

Chicken redbreast

04/01/19 12:40:05

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 1517Funny Bean

Wing nuts

04/01/19 12:38:06

 
Dot Old Vote score: 306Dot Old

Has anybody seen my melons?

04/01/19 12:36:57

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 1517Funny Bean

I wonder what else she’s been gobbling.

04/01/19 12:34:27

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 19989Ian Skelding

"Capon?"
"Yeah, I think she should."

04/01/19 12:33:27

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 429Scrappy Doo

New from KFC: Chickn-Balz!

04/01/19 12:31:10

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 429Scrappy Doo

Google "cock and balls." You may be pleasantly surprised.

04/01/19 12:28:03

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18338John Glover

Shabby chic.

04/01/19 12:27:09

 
Paul Woolley Vote score: 3277Paul Woolley

"This chicken really is the dog's bollocks!"

04/01/19 12:17:04

 
Lawrence Day Vote score: 333Lawrence Day

Think this old bird needs a B cup, instead off egg cup.

04/01/19 12:14:45

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 2895Dave Bryan

Good crop, bad crop.

04/01/19 12:10:11

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 34274Welsh Rarebit

I love a bucksom bird.

04/01/19 12:06:45

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 1275Stu Dent

Mammary Farmed

04/01/19 12:02:52

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 4472Chris Keegan

Samantha Cox

04/01/19 12:00:39

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 1275Stu Dent

Chicken with a Nut Stuffing

04/01/19 12:00:28

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 4472Chris Keegan

What a cock!

04/01/19 12:00:13

 
Molly R Vote score: 683Molly R

"Would you like breast or leg?"
"Definitely breast!"

04/01/19 12:00:07

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 34274Welsh Rarebit

Bernard Matthews: "Boobyful!"

04/01/19 12:00:05

 
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