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"Youd better get a move on, the salt gritter will be here in a couple of hours."
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Ian Skelding Vote score: 20665Ian Skelding

"You'd better get a move on, the salt gritter will be here in a couple of hours."

17/12/18 15:48:33

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 4891Paul Reeve

Shell suits are all the rage in Liverpool.

17/12/18 12:53:47

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 2077Stu Dent

Taking off his shell will only make him more sluggish

17/12/18 12:01:02

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 12530Dan Nicholls

Monday is always a drag.

17/12/18 12:06:31

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

"That's our new postman."

17/12/18 15:32:28

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5699Chris Keegan

Apparently he’s looking for the Magic Roundabout

17/12/18 12:04:34

 
stone face Vote score: 4253stone face

In Liverpool he was trying to get to Slime Street Station..

17/12/18 17:21:39

 
Anthony Smith Vote score: 63Anthony Smith

Why did the snail cross the road?
Be patient, we're still waiting for the answer to that...

17/12/18 14:05:17

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21850Michael Winner

"One of these days..." puffed the snail, "I'm going to catch that chicken."

17/12/18 12:00:29

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 3022Funny Bean

The traffic is moving at a snail’s pace.

17/12/18 12:00:59

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5614Tosser Wivlov

I can't kill him love but I'll get out and put him on the next street.

17/12/18 18:14:03

 
Charlie  Depp Vote score: 2683Charlie Depp

Brexit again at crossroads according to michel barnier

17/12/18 12:37:46

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 4252Dave Bryan

New competitor not a threat say Uber Eats

17/12/18 12:18:32

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 8233Vanessa the Guesser

"He looks a bit cleaner these days."
"Yes, he's moved out of that shell turd accommodation."

17/12/18 12:09:20

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2125Karyn Harrison

Following decades of unemployment and rumours of an inappropriate relationship with Zebedee, Brian finally decided to end it all.

17/12/18 12:05:37

 
Molly R Vote score: 892Molly R

Snail male

17/12/18 12:00:22

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35941Welsh Rarebit

Whelkom to Abbey Road.

17/12/18 12:00:13

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 585Carey Sutton

I would like to see him try that in France.

19/12/18 21:27:28

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2669GeeDee

Michelle!! I've been looking all over the place for you

17/12/18 19:35:20

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5614Tosser Wivlov

If he doesn't get a move on I swear I'll get out and slug him.

17/12/18 18:11:43

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 808Scrappy Doo

Anyone got some salt?

17/12/18 18:02:34

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9186Neil Mackenzie

One of the car drivers got out and a salted him.

17/12/18 17:46:34

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4189Vivvy En

'Ah, oui!' drooled Marie-Claire. 'Ow beeg iz my largest saucepan and do ah av enough garlic butteur?'

17/12/18 16:42:07

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5699Chris Keegan

Poor thing, he’s determined to get to the other slide.

17/12/18 15:38:34

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

In France, the Yellow Jacket activists are trying a new way of protesting.

17/12/18 14:57:28

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 3022Funny Bean

The camera crew for Trigger Happy TV struggle to stay awake during the 8th take for this sketch.

17/12/18 14:42:12

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Lawrence Day Vote score: 446Lawrence Day

Shellock homes was a bit of a crawler

17/12/18 14:29:53

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 585Carey Sutton

He'snailed that.

17/12/18 13:47:02

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5563Greg Curtis

"Wait up, turtle!"

17/12/18 13:30:59

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5563Greg Curtis

Slime Square

17/12/18 13:02:54

 
Charlie  Depp Vote score: 2683Charlie Depp

Sheldon was about to face the Big Bang Theory

17/12/18 12:28:23

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6685Mr Dome

The traffic slowed down to a crawl

17/12/18 12:24:52

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 4252Dave Bryan

I think he would go faster, if he was carrying l'escargo.

17/12/18 12:05:00

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Funny Bean Vote score: 3022Funny Bean

He might get arrested for trailgating.

17/12/18 12:04:12

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5628Hercules Rockefeller

He'd later be charged with a salt & battery.

17/12/18 12:02:04

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 8233Vanessa the Guesser

Whelkie Brooks on tour

17/12/18 12:01:00

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21850Michael Winner

"Look Ma, I'm a piano-playing Dalmation!"

17/12/18 12:00:48

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2125Karyn Harrison

Let's get this shell on the road!

17/12/18 12:00:30

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35941Welsh Rarebit

"But Mummy, it's not a pelican crossing, it's a snail crossing!"

17/12/18 12:00:20

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5699Chris Keegan

It’s a Snailway Crossing.

17/12/18 12:00:12

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35941Welsh Rarebit

After nearly being hit by a car, Shelley was left shell-shocked.

17/12/18 12:00:06

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21850Michael Winner

Escargogogo!

17/12/18 12:00:06

 
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