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Stu Dent Vote score: 1275Stu Dent

Secret Service

20/12/18 8:00:08

 
stone face Vote score: 3088stone face

"Strange tactics from the Henderson twins, as they seem intent on beatboxing between every service."

20/12/18 8:28:43

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5463Tosser Wivlov

This time you grunt WAN!! And I'll grunt KERS!!

20/12/18 14:42:57

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 4579Chris Halliwell

Courting controversy.

20/12/18 10:51:13

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 4474Chris Keegan

“You’re right, it can be tricky to tell them apart, however if you’re in any doubt Mark’s the one who’s got balls”

20/12/18 9:54:25

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 4474Chris Keegan

"Gosh, you're right, Cliff is starting to look really old"

20/12/18 8:24:51

 
stone face Vote score: 3088stone face

"Listen this isn't working. When I serve you try standing by the net, not next to me."

20/12/18 8:09:04

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 2897Dave Bryan

''Keep your mouth covered or we'll land in the shit like Corbyn.''

20/12/18 8:00:56

 
stone face Vote score: 3088stone face

"Shhh..You're making such a racquet."

20/12/18 8:00:33

 
larry G. Vote score: 1102larry G.

"Hey, bro - you have some foul balls."

22/12/18 17:21:35

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 514Carey Sutton

Don't sniff the balls they've been down Murrays shorts.

21/12/18 9:59:15

 
G fj Vote score: 474G fj

Talk to the hand...'cos truth is no-one gives a sh*t...

20/12/18 22:59:54

 
James Lennox Vote score: 772James Lennox

"Listen carefully. I've noticed a strategic pattern. When we hit the ball to them, they hit it back."

20/12/18 20:38:27

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 429Scrappy Doo

Someone give Serena some Massengill.

20/12/18 12:51:12

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 28348Tony Edwards

The halitosis brothers.

20/12/18 11:24:45

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 11770Dan Nicholls

"Bitch, you look fierce."
"Thanks babes, let's lose this quick so we can go shopping."

20/12/18 10:30:25

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

"These performance enhancement tablets we got off the internet are a bit hard to swallow."
"I managed to get mine down, but my eyes are still watering."

20/12/18 9:59:49

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 1522Funny Bean

♪ Love, love me do

You know I love you

20/12/18 9:47:07

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19669John Llamas

Do you know someone who'd love a Harmonica for Christmas …………?

20/12/18 9:44:15

 
Charlie  Depp Vote score: 1081Charlie Depp

double entendre

20/12/18 9:34:16

 
Lawrence Day Vote score: 333Lawrence Day

"My Ball are stuck together"Don't say it out loud

20/12/18 9:28:02

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 2897Dave Bryan

''Prince William has just put his hand up Kate Middleton's skirt.''

''You're right. There's something going on inside the royal box.''

20/12/18 9:13:27

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 1522Funny Bean

"You go to the other end and pull them back by the shorts every time they go for the ball."

20/12/18 8:52:43

 
Dot Old Vote score: 307Dot Old

Celebrity Deuce

20/12/18 8:50:51

 
Dot Old Vote score: 307Dot Old

Is your sex drive as big as your forehand drive?

20/12/18 8:43:50

 
Dot Old Vote score: 307Dot Old

"My balls are just as big as these."
"You CANNOT be serious!"

20/12/18 8:31:33

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 34275Welsh Rarebit

"I thought we were playing tennis, not ping PONG!"

20/12/18 8:14:02

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 34275Welsh Rarebit

You just never know when the Norovirus will strike

20/12/18 8:13:44

 
stone face Vote score: 3088stone face

"Did you know this is supposed to be a mixed doubles game?"
"Well I've got two balls and you ain't got any."

20/12/18 8:05:45

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 2897Dave Bryan

''You hit him on the head with your racquet and I'll kick him in the balls.''

20/12/18 8:04:06

 
Molly R Vote score: 686Molly R

"Do my balls smell?"
"Phwoar, yeah, I can smell them from here"

20/12/18 8:02:47

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 2897Dave Bryan

''So the vicar's daughter said, ''You give me the cucumber and I'll show you what I can do.''

''I find that very offensive. I'd like to get my hands on the person behind that base line.''

20/12/18 8:02:08

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 5886Mr Dome

They've been court cheating

20/12/18 8:02:08

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 7208Vanessa the Guesser

"Eww, new balls please."

20/12/18 8:01:48

 
Zak Toby1998 Vote score: 220Zak Toby1998

"If you serve an ace here it'll be my two balls resting on your chin tonight"

20/12/18 8:01:17

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 4474Chris Keegan

Tennis. The Menace.

20/12/18 8:00:24

 
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