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I very rarely eat fruit, so food like this is alien to me.
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stone face Vote score: 2420stone face

I very rarely eat fruit, so food like this is alien to me.

19/12/18 8:05:45

 
stone face Vote score: 2420stone face

I was so full up after eating this. I felt like my belly was going to burst.

19/12/18 8:09:22

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 2427Dave Bryan

Bananaharma

19/12/18 8:08:00

 
Charlie  Depp Vote score: 457Charlie Depp

"Don't eat that. It will give you acid."

19/12/18 10:25:33

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 1517Karyn Harrison

Monster munch

19/12/18 8:00:17

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 924Funny Bean

Tara could do amazing things with her mouth. She always left a lasting impression on her boyfriends.

19/12/18 8:01:26

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 3707Chris Keegan

It lacks a peel

19/12/18 8:01:01

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 4538Chris Halliwell

Ripley's Believe it or Not.

19/12/18 10:43:22

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 4957Glyn Evans

Alien Fyffe.

19/12/18 8:40:33

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 2427Dave Bryan

It certainly made me jump out of my skin.

19/12/18 8:02:34

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5067Hercules Rockefeller

"Yes, Mr. Giger, we're totally aware of the symbolism you're going for."

19/12/18 8:01:36

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 713Stu Dent

Fruit-Hella.

19/12/18 9:18:51

 
Zak Toby1998 Vote score: 220Zak Toby1998

One skin... Two skin... Three skin... RARRRRR!

19/12/18 8:58:47

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Nod to rude Rainbow  --Mr Dome
Mr Dome  Vote score: 5457Mr Dome

Not as frightening as my nana

19/12/18 8:06:50

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 1517Karyn Harrison

Yellow peril

19/12/18 8:03:30

 
James Lennox Vote score: 91James Lennox

Clearly this Xenomorph chose the wrong host.

19/12/18 18:53:33

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 148Sam Cass

Somewhere out there is an unripe banana green with envy.

19/12/18 10:41:05

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 148Sam Cass

This certainly has appeal.

19/12/18 10:40:48

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 148Sam Cass

Banana Republic.

19/12/18 10:32:55

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 293Scrappy Doo

♫ ♫ Yes, we have no banAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!

19/12/18 10:31:19

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 293Scrappy Doo

First you eat it, then you get the split.

19/12/18 10:29:04

 
Lawrence Day Vote score: 292Lawrence Day

As Bananarama sang "help"

19/12/18 9:42:40

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2633GeeDee

For God-sake Roger, just eat your food like normal human beings do

19/12/18 9:35:47

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 6706Vanessa the Guesser

Somebody's angry at the prospect of more pyjamas this Christmas.

19/12/18 9:13:07

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 2427Dave Bryan

''The completed fruit sculpture will be endowed with knife carvings. This is only a thumbnail sketch.''

19/12/18 9:09:26

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 27783Tony Edwards

Plantalien

19/12/18 9:05:53

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 3404Vivvy En

"Well, that's just bananas"

19/12/18 9:05:31

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 5457Mr Dome

I prefer a Galaxy Ripley

19/12/18 8:21:37

 
Molly R Vote score: 507Molly R

Was that banana in your pocket, or are you just pleased to see me?

19/12/18 8:05:13

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 19748Ian Skelding

"Ripley, we need to split."

19/12/18 8:04:45

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 33491Welsh Rarebit

Alien vs Brad eater

19/12/18 8:01:28

 
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