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🎡 Four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves and some penguins round a fir tree.
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Karyn Harrison Vote score: 1188Karyn Harrison

🎡 Four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves and some penguins round a fir tree.

Tue 20:01:30

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 6845Pussy Galore

The Emperors' new floes.

Tue 23:45:18

 
stone face Vote score: 2049stone face

"waddle we do now?"

Tue 20:02:59

 
stone face Vote score: 2049stone face

"Well I told you three, global warming and rising sea levels wasn't a hoax. Now are you glad I made us climb this sixty foot tree."

Tue 21:10:56

 
John  Glover Vote score: 17903John Glover

"Are you sure this is Christmas Island?"

Tue 20:59:49

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 32940Welsh Rarebit

"Oh, we forgot the ferry lights!"

Tue 20:00:07

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 4497Chris Halliwell

Smile and wave boys, smile and wave.

Tue 20:03:39

 
Molly R Vote score: 330Molly R

β™ͺ Rockhoppers around the Christmas tree..β™ͺ

Tue 20:00:07

 
Jim Fryer Jim Fryer

We are looking for David sodding Attenborough or to audition for Mr Popper's Penguins II?

Wed 18:23:17

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 413Carey Sutton

Kings of the sea.

Wed 10:43:46

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5347Tosser Wivlov

I told you there would be a solution to global warming.

Wed 0:01:07

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 142Sam Cass

Now after Jesus was born in Bethlehem of Judea in the days of Herod the king, behold, wise men from the Antarctic came saying, β€œWhere is He Cumberbatch who cannot pronounce our names? For we have seen that Graham Norton Show episode and have come to mock him."

Tue 23:01:33

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 5299Mr Dome

That well known pantomime Puffin Boats

Tue 22:40:05

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 1188Karyn Harrison

"Christmas in England will be just dandy. I've heard the natives simply adore Penguins!"

Tue 22:22:11

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 3289Chris Keegan

While it was a lovely holiday, they just started to pine for home.

Tue 22:14:48

 
Zak Toby1998 Vote score: 128Zak Toby1998

"Wait till we get back and show mum the tree we got in the sail"

Tue 20:22:29

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 4906Glyn Evans

"We claim this land on behalf of the Arctic Empire!"

Tue 20:21:35

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 156Scrappy Doo

β™« β™« Just sit right back, and you'll hear a tale
A tale of a fateful trip
That started from this tropic port
Aboard this penguin ship. β™« β™«

Tue 20:16:14

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 3289Chris Keegan

"Being so close to Christmas I just feel sorry for the bloke that picked us up....but we were starving"

Tue 20:12:46

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 4497Chris Halliwell

Let's hope the wind p p p p picks up.

Tue 20:11:23

 
Tina  Flowers Vote score: 663Tina Flowers

'I told you that map was upside down'.

Tue 20:06:52

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 6355Vanessa the Guesser

Santa tried to hide his disappointment when the pole dancers arrived.

Tue 20:06:22

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 32940Welsh Rarebit

🎡 Deck the hull with boughs of holly,
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la.. 🎡

Tue 20:05:01

 
Smuldo Vote score: 10381Smuldo

"Christmas trees now on sail..."

Tue 20:02:07

 
Smuldo Vote score: 10381Smuldo

Yule-Tide.

Tue 20:01:41

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 156Scrappy Doo

Global warming, my ass!

Tue 20:00:57

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 5299Mr Dome

What do penguins need a boat fir?

Tue 21:37:09

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 32940Welsh Rarebit

Vi-king Penguins

Tue 21:16:14

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 3217Vivvy En

"Let's sailebrate Christmas here this year"

Tue 21:04:12

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 27389Tony Edwards

"We are going round in Artic Circles!"

Tue 21:01:52

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 19552Ian Skelding

"They're not dead, they're pining for the fjords."

Tue 20:26:04

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 553Funny Bean

"Stop complaining lads, we just need to pick up some northern lights and we’re all set for Christmas."

Tue 20:22:17

 
Zak Toby1998 Vote score: 128Zak Toby1998

Pauly stood between his squabbling siblings as he could see there was a bit of needle between them.

Tue 20:16:08

 
stone face Vote score: 2049stone face

The forward thinking penguins bought their xmas tree in the summer,showing some spruce foresight...good game, good game.

Tue 20:11:01

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 27389Tony Edwards

Treemaran

Tue 20:09:57

 
Zak Toby1998 Vote score: 128Zak Toby1998

'Grow grow grow your boat gently down the stream'

Tue 20:08:21

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 3289Chris Keegan

Antarctica welcomes global warming. This Christmas there were no jumpers.

Tue 20:07:51

 
Zak Toby1998 Vote score: 128Zak Toby1998

"Fir fu*k sake you've got us lost!"

Tue 20:06:49

 
Zak Toby1998 Vote score: 128Zak Toby1998

The penguins were pining for the north pole.

Tue 20:05:51

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 156Scrappy Doo

You used plastic straws. Now Santa's dead. Happy?!

Tue 20:04:10

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 19552Ian Skelding

"Come in dirty tree, your time is up."

Tue 20:02:52

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 371Stu Dent

Tree Them and a Boat.

Tue 20:01:14

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 32940Welsh Rarebit

Happy Feat

Tue 20:00:42

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 32940Welsh Rarebit

Madagascargo

Tue 20:00:26

 
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