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Konnichihuahua
24/11/18 20:00:11
"Darling, I think the dog wants to go out"
24/11/18 20:01:18
Kimonup and see me sometime
24/11/18 20:09:12
"How cruel. First we get dead chickens, then storks trapped in the toilet, then sharks in tea, then cats being forced to fight, then ravens being force fed chips, then bullied pups, then drowning monkeys and now this. Where will it all end?"
24/11/18 21:59:06
Very nice, but can she serve tea?
24/11/18 20:02:29
The Mikadog
24/11/18 20:14:21
♫ If you knew sushi like I knew sushi ....
24/11/18 21:41:14
The less successful spin-off from cartoon series Samurai Pizza Cats.
25/11/18 15:07:00
"I'm taking her to Wag-amama."
25/11/18 15:06:21
♪ I do hope that doggie's for sake
25/11/18 15:04:35
I saved 15% on my car insurance by switching to Geisha.
25/11/18 1:15:32
The new breed of dog, The Sushitzu.
24/11/18 23:45:30
She likes a walk in the woods but prefers the far east.
24/11/18 22:55:02
Bow-wow
24/11/18 22:45:54
A little jappy dog.
24/11/18 22:13:42
Now that takes the bisuketto.
24/11/18 22:04:55
Dressed up like a dog's dinner in China.
24/11/18 21:49:18
Chi-WOW-ah!
24/11/18 21:39:31
"And now I suppose I'm going in the handbag?"
24/11/18 21:20:21
"Please let's give the flour a miss this time. It makes me sneeze!"
24/11/18 21:16:45
''I've dressed the dog. You can pop him in the oven.''
24/11/18 21:11:56
This place has the ugliest hookers.
24/11/18 21:11:35
"It's a slap dog."
24/11/18 21:05:22
How to look like a dickhead.
24/11/18 20:54:44
Where's her Pekingknees?
24/11/18 20:44:47
'I'll flaming well entertain her with a Nipponknees'
24/11/18 20:42:42
Teriyappi
24/11/18 20:26:44
Gaysha
24/11/18 20:13:37
"Anyone seen my willy warmer?"
24/11/18 20:19:16
It was going so well until we tried the foot binding. I'm sure the bite marks on our fingers will soon heal, though.
24/11/18 20:13:19
"There you are madam, as promised, one Transylvanian hound."
24/11/18 20:07:36
Japanese Takeaway
24/11/18 20:03:01
“Perhaps yukata note of annoyance in my whimpering?”
24/11/18 20:00:28
"Ruff."
"I'd prefer an outfit which hides my double chin."
24/11/18 20:00:09