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Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35555Welsh Rarebit

Penny says that she'll help him get rid of all those lbs.

15/11/18 20:02:54

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 2642Funny Bean

Clive found pretending to win the lottery every couple of months added a bit of spice to life.

15/11/18 22:26:51

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6538Mr Dome

Three massive tits

15/11/18 20:44:44

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

Monte Carlo or bust? Now he can indulge both fantasies.

15/11/18 22:21:35

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 1744Stu Dent

Troll Digger

15/11/18 20:00:33

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 12368Dan Nicholls

"Hello, is that Domino's? 4,600 large meat feasts, 500 garlic breads, one salad and 2 diet cokes please."

15/11/18 21:40:57

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 12368Dan Nicholls

First thing we're gonna do is embark on a three week expedition...to find my penis.

15/11/18 21:38:53

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29189Tony Edwards

🎵 Can Buy Me Love 🎵

15/11/18 20:33:13

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2125Karyn Harrison

They make a lovely pair!

15/11/18 20:12:04

 
CAROLE GRIFFITHS CAROLE GRIFFITHS

Man takes advantage of POOR woman

18/11/18 16:27:51

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 522Sam Cass

Our favourite fairy tale opener: "Once upon a lie, long long ago..."

16/11/18 18:36:33

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9106Neil Mackenzie

He didn’t know what to spend his, I mean their Dollars on. So marrying a financial adviser made Cents.

16/11/18 16:55:16

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5502Greg Curtis

"I'm paying Jessica and a search team...to 'find my dick.' "

16/11/18 13:05:08

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5502Greg Curtis

"Actually, he's a ton of fun."

16/11/18 12:58:50

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5502Greg Curtis

"No, I wouldn't say he has 'charisma';...more like...'GRAVITY.' "

16/11/18 12:56:47

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5502Greg Curtis

Livin' Large

16/11/18 2:10:55

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5502Greg Curtis

Fat Chance

16/11/18 1:47:32

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 515Carey Sutton

I hope she knows how to do CPR.

16/11/18 0:31:13

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18833John Glover

"... but it's only a Lamborghini darling, and it does match my shoes."

15/11/18 23:16:03

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5565Chris Keegan

She hates being a loan.

15/11/18 22:14:52

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4041Vivvy En

...but there were a couple of things she needed to get off her chest before committing.

15/11/18 21:26:15

 
G fj Vote score: 482G fj

Babe magnate

15/11/18 21:25:03

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5565Chris Keegan

Well at least he's guaranteed a rollover...

15/11/18 20:31:56

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20535Ian Skelding

"Isn't that Debbie McGee's daughter?"

15/11/18 20:12:15

 
Mark England Vote score: 14780Mark England

Gold Pigger

15/11/18 20:10:02

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5565Chris Keegan

It's so sad, you just know she'll grow fat and ugly, poor bloke.

15/11/18 20:05:34

 
Molly R Vote score: 873Molly R

Chloe hoped Dan would pay to have her right breast enlarged to match the left one.

15/11/18 20:00:08

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Extra points for attention to detail. --Scrappy Doo
stone face Vote score: 3951stone face

Emily said she was doing it for love .Though she's always had her knockers.

15/11/18 21:22:09

 
stone face Vote score: 3951stone face

He was soon bust.

15/11/18 21:20:39

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4133C CaMel

"She offered to blow it!"

15/11/18 20:52:40

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18833John Glover

Finally Boris could afford to indulge in his fantasy, a threesome and to find out what felatio was all about.

15/11/18 20:50:50

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4041Vivvy En

...but she is quite a handful.

15/11/18 20:27:38

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29189Tony Edwards

Bosom buddies

15/11/18 20:15:36

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5565Chris Keegan

Bugger, I asked for no publicity.

15/11/18 20:10:05

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 3939Dave Bryan

Wake news

15/11/18 20:07:40

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29189Tony Edwards

The breast a man can get.

15/11/18 20:03:26

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And an added bonus, he can borrow her bras! --Karyn Harrison
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1708Crunchy Chords

“I just love his big money-I mean, tummy!”
“And I just love her baps! ...I mean, she bakes.”

15/11/18 20:01:35

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2125Karyn Harrison

Dead lucky

15/11/18 20:01:13

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2125Karyn Harrison

Treasure chest

15/11/18 20:00:41

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 736Scrappy Doo

. . . and he's been murdered.

15/11/18 20:00:36

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 1744Stu Dent

What he did not tell her was they are Liberian Dollars

15/11/18 20:00:36

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 3939Dave Bryan

''I asked him why it was so large and he said rollover.''

15/11/18 20:00:31

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 7981Vanessa the Guesser

He got the booby prize.

15/11/18 20:00:23

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2125Karyn Harrison

Fatal attraction

15/11/18 20:00:16

 
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