"I believe in ewe."

08/06/19 7:02:09

The Lord is my shepherd

08/06/19 7:00:41

MARY..have you seen my shaving foam??

08/06/19 7:34:30

"Stop trying to pull the wool over my eyes!"

08/06/19 7:24:05

Cotton dressed as lamb.

08/06/19 7:00:29

Isn't it a sin to gambol?

08/06/19 11:43:12

The trailer for the Doctor Who Christmas special unveils the new enemy - Cybersheep

08/06/19 7:47:37

''Fuck off, Abraham.''

08/06/19 7:16:37

"Heh heh, idiots...", thought the wolf.

08/06/19 17:39:42

A cotton woolf in sheep's clothing

08/06/19 11:38:53

"...and I'm here to seek revenge for all of those roast dinners and chops HAHAHA (head opens up and transforms into a escalator bringing an army of lamb soldiers). Go forth my faithful subjects, hunt down the greedy bastards and serve them up with mint sauce, let's see how they like it"

08/06/19 8:14:04

"But is it made of wool or of cotton? Ugh, I hate lambiguity..."

08/06/19 8:02:27

"Ewe herd it here first"

08/06/19 7:17:39

♫ Old Maradona had a farm, E-I-E-I-O ♫

08/06/19 7:14:26

08/06/19 7:13:26

You can spot Albino sheep by their red I's

08/06/19 7:07:24

Marshmallow sheep

09/06/19 17:44:18

And the mutton for Mark.

08/06/19 20:31:30

...although I do look rather like the llama of God.

08/06/19 20:09:35

Shear the word of god

08/06/19 12:39:50

Shear folly

08/06/19 10:19:35

They were all felling a bit sheepish, regarding the state of the lamb.

08/06/19 10:19:06

Gerry Dincher's photos have become progressively better and better and better ... This one was taken in 1972.


(Disclaimer: His photos are actually really good)

08/06/19 8:57:56

Looks like the Muslims cut his head off.

08/06/19 8:10:54

Why is Fort Lincoln relevant?
He's the rampart

08/06/19 8:09:05

My eyebrows are a bit bloody low

08/06/19 8:07:52

"...so bring my body back or God will smite you."

08/06/19 7:58:39

Flock sake

08/06/19 7:41:17

''The pastures were bare so I grazed my ears.''

08/06/19 7:36:39

'Darling, you know when you saw the price of lamb the other day and screamed JEEESUS!
I think little Tommy may have picked up on it"

08/06/19 7:35:01

Is this photo kosher?

08/06/19 7:29:29

"Does anyone have a comb? My wool keeps getting Messiah and Messiah."

08/06/19 7:16:48

"Mother Mary had a lamb."

08/06/19 7:11:46

"Sorry, you've failed your audition for Silence of the lambs"

08/06/19 7:11:28

The sheep shall inherit the earth

08/06/19 7:02:51

"So I'm not a baaaaaastard after all."

08/06/19 7:00:59