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"Theyd obviously seen me in Psycho as Norman Bates mother and so offered me a substantial part in Jason And The Argonauts..yeah, I was the one who jumped across the gap in the wall. Sixteen bloody takes that took..I was shattered".
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Ron  Allan Vote score: 5448Ron Allan

"They'd obviously seen me in Psycho as Norman Bates' mother and so offered me a substantial part in Jason And The Argonauts..yeah, I was the one who jumped across the gap in the wall. Sixteen bloody takes that took..I was shattered".

06/08/19 10:27:57

 
General Zod Vote score: 3393General Zod

Dave enjoyed attending old skull reunions.

06/08/19 10:06:04

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4742Vivvy En

"I just love hanging out with you - you're dead funny"

06/08/19 7:49:26

 
Joe Vote score: 1608Joe

The 40th anniversary series of Bullseye was hardly a ratings winner.

06/08/19 12:57:36

 
Ron  Allan Vote score: 5448Ron Allan

Lidl recall's 5000 Sandblaster's due to a technical fault

06/08/19 9:20:33

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Stu Dent Vote score: 2814Stu Dent

Boney Them

06/08/19 7:03:09

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 6211Dave Bryan

''It was very sad. He died on stage 50 years ago after telling that joke about the skeleton staff.''

06/08/19 7:35:39

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19952John Llamas

“ ........ there aren’t any piranhas in that little pond you said .....”

06/08/19 7:27:48

 
Madeline Charlton Vote score: 128Madeline Charlton

The trouble with veganism is that all species die out eventually if not used as intended!

06/08/19 9:12:38

 
Mark England Vote score: 15654Mark England

The living dead is an Oxy,moron

06/08/19 9:00:12

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 13459Dan Nicholls

Reminds me, aren't we due to see your Mum and Dad this weekend babe?

06/08/19 7:30:52

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5984Hercules Rockefeller

"Actually, it was my first rodeo & also my last."

06/08/19 7:30:35

 
Lynne A Vote score: 24Lynne A

Due to the harsh economic climate the BBQ Hut had resorted to employing a skeleton staff.

06/08/19 7:17:47

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19952John Llamas

Acid house party

06/08/19 7:05:44

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 7296Chris Keegan

"It's absolutely priceless. 55 years ago today they both died laughing at the 'he must have been going at a hell of a pace when it hit that wall' gag"

06/08/19 7:02:54

 
James Cecil James Cecil

We're both hungry and we're both horny. We'll discuss it later

08/08/19 0:49:42

 
Anna Caddy Vote score: 309Anna Caddy

When farmyard hide-and-seek goes wrong.

06/08/19 19:52:39

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 338Charles Gilbert

"So I says to him, I says, that's not humerus..."

06/08/19 18:05:07

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 338Charles Gilbert

I dig this.

06/08/19 18:04:11

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 1363Scrappy Doo

Ask me how I lost 10 pounds fast!

06/08/19 13:53:51

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 849Carey Sutton

Whos closest is this?

06/08/19 12:22:17

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7829Mr Dome

Skull and happy bones

06/08/19 10:11:01

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19632John Glover

"After death duties etc, this is all that's left of your uncle's estate, now pick the bones out of that."

06/08/19 10:10:26

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 6211Dave Bryan

Laughing on the face of death

06/08/19 8:59:15

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4379Kenny Ireland

"I attempted to purchase the one in the middle but they said it was dead dear".

06/08/19 8:30:51

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5780Glyn Evans

"So are you the head or the butt?"

06/08/19 8:28:35

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 9576Vanessa the Guesser

How I laughed when I opened my closet.

06/08/19 8:06:44

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 2814Stu Dent

No-hide.

06/08/19 7:58:31

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30283Tony Edwards

"Gottle o' geer."

06/08/19 7:56:55

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30283Tony Edwards

Pegbored

06/08/19 7:42:32

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 13459Dan Nicholls

Bison, get son free.

06/08/19 7:31:45

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 6211Dave Bryan

''So that's what happened to Cannon and Bull.''

06/08/19 7:31:16

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 13459Dan Nicholls

Funny? Laughed his head off mate.

06/08/19 7:30:00

 
Lynne A Vote score: 24Lynne A

Service at the Bison Grill had really gone downhill in recent months.

06/08/19 7:10:39

 
Molly R Vote score: 1200Molly R

It's been grand chatting with you, but I should have been gone ages ago.

06/08/19 7:03:34

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 5268Stephen Bean

"This is the bull I tried to take by the horns."

06/08/19 7:00:10

 
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