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The Wolf Vote score: 5040The Wolf

"You absolute BASTARD...It was only 1 flea"

05/04/19 10:26:42

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 874Spycenwolf

You've lost that loving feline.

04/04/19 21:18:23

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4824C CaMel

Turn Safesearch Off

04/04/19 21:17:59

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 6279Dave Bryan

Bad fur day

04/04/19 19:00:15

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 853Sam Cass

"This I can promise you, Susan: I'll kill you first. Slowly."

04/04/19 23:08:36

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 37829Welsh Rarebit

"I use Wash & Go ballistic"

04/04/19 20:39:14

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 13474Dan Nicholls

Bathsheba

04/04/19 19:38:34

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4824C CaMel

Soggy Moggy

04/04/19 19:24:48

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 3330Karyn Harrison

Is it just me or does this cat look like Gloria Swanson?

04/04/19 19:34:09

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It must be you who looks like Gloria --Mr Dome
stone face Vote score: 5982stone face

Well that's the last time he'll sneak into the Hadron Collider.

04/04/19 19:09:46

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2524Trace Sarge

Eye of the Tigra

05/04/19 8:53:15

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 853Sam Cass

Hell no kitty.

04/04/19 23:46:19

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 853Sam Cass

The Cat in the Bath.

04/04/19 23:14:59

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 874Spycenwolf

So much soap, but just one Bubbles.

04/04/19 21:52:03

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9603Neil Mackenzie

There must be a claws in my contract about no bathing, washing, showering or getting wet!

04/04/19 21:31:41

 
Poxy Jock Vote score: 74Poxy Jock

The auditions for the live version of The Lion King were disrupted by the arrival of the monsoon season

04/04/19 21:31:26

 
Poxy Jock Vote score: 74Poxy Jock

The latest Playboy centrefold left a lot to be desired, even with a description of "wet pussy"

04/04/19 21:29:20

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 874Spycenwolf

"Well, I needed a snake to unclog the pipes, and I remembered that Tom here likes to hiss a lot, so..."

04/04/19 21:21:16

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 874Spycenwolf

I always use Le Chat for my delicate laundry.

04/04/19 21:12:56

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7898Mr Dome

This is quite remarkable - something that has got less votes than a Theresa May Brexit deal

04/04/19 21:05:55

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5806Glyn Evans

The Grumpy Cat Origin Story

04/04/19 20:20:56

 
James Lennox Vote score: 3671James Lennox

"Torture me all you like ... I'll never give up the location of your keyring."

04/04/19 20:04:42

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30293Tony Edwards

Fright like cat and dog.

04/04/19 20:00:29

 
James Lennox Vote score: 3671James Lennox

Meower Shower Glower

04/04/19 19:43:46

 
James Lennox Vote score: 3671James Lennox

Failing to drown a cat properly can have repercussions.

04/04/19 19:39:05

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21035Ian Skelding

"Dip your headlights you bastards."

04/04/19 19:38:08

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7898Mr Dome

FFS. Think I'll watch EastEnders instead

04/04/19 19:29:21

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 1389Scrappy Doo

Sufferin Succotash!

04/04/19 19:25:59

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 9599Vanessa the Guesser

"Cancel the fire brigade - I've put the cat out."

04/04/19 19:25:08

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7898Mr Dome

I googled pussies and ho's and this is what I got

04/04/19 19:20:22

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 5331Stephen Bean

*thinks* You think you got away with this... but I know how to put super glue inside a condom.

04/04/19 19:18:03

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4759Vivvy En

"Honey, I've shrunk the kit"

04/04/19 19:15:25

 
Boycie Vote score: 6670Boycie

... fat git should cover his mouth when he sneezes.

04/04/19 19:14:50

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 3330Karyn Harrison

Sometimes cunnilingus can be a surprisingly soggy affair.

04/04/19 19:11:43

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30293Tony Edwards

Kit-chen sink drama

04/04/19 19:11:02

 
Boycie Vote score: 6670Boycie

... still better than listening to Brexit talks.

04/04/19 19:10:28

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Setting your own todger on fire is better than listening to Brexit talks.. --stone face
Chris Keegan Vote score: 7329Chris Keegan

I'm sorry, I can't do this, every time I see a wet pussy I see my ex wife looking back at me.

04/04/19 19:09:30

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 5331Stephen Bean

"Of course I warned you what would happen if you licked the tap again. I said I've give you a douse."

04/04/19 19:09:09

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 3330Karyn Harrison

Being a glamour puss is hard work.

04/04/19 19:07:51

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 3330Karyn Harrison

Shower furry

04/04/19 19:06:31

 
Madeline Charlton Vote score: 128Madeline Charlton

"When I said give Cat a shampoo and rinse , I didn't mean her pet!"

04/04/19 19:05:47

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 6279Dave Bryan

Soggy Malone

04/04/19 19:05:38

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22370Michael Winner

Fun fact: you can disarm almost any large cat using a high-powered pressure washer.

04/04/19 19:05:15

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 3330Karyn Harrison

When they gave you a pre-shower sedative and you're all sort of dazed like.

04/04/19 19:05:03

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 6279Dave Bryan

It's raining cats and dogs.

04/04/19 19:03:46

 
Dot Old Vote score: 664Dot Old

"Would you like a head massage?"

04/04/19 19:03:10

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2410Crunchy Chords

“Never, ever, let Gizmo get wet..."

04/04/19 19:02:31

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 3330Karyn Harrison

"Nick! I said I wanted her SPAYING, not spraying!"

04/04/19 19:02:28

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 6279Dave Bryan

Caturated

04/04/19 19:01:43

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2410Crunchy Chords

🎵 “... On the cat wash, yeah I take my little pussy on the cat wash, too sexy…”

04/04/19 19:01:42

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5994Hercules Rockefeller

Jittery when wet

04/04/19 19:01:17

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 7329Chris Keegan

When you say there's not a cat in hells chance he'll wash the car today....

04/04/19 19:00:34

 
Dot Old Vote score: 664Dot Old

Permission to complain... Damn it, another bl**dy cat photo!

04/04/19 19:00:20

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You'll be 'avin a go at shop dummies and Gulliver next.. --stone face
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21035Ian Skelding

"Us cats are getting a bit fed up with being captioned all the time, look there's a ballerina over there, focus on her."

04/04/19 19:00:10

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 37829Welsh Rarebit

Scaredy cat

04/04/19 19:00:07

 
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