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Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 6389Vanessa the Guesser

£50
WINNER

The emperor strikes back.

20/09/18 7:05:14

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I'm so excited to win! Thanks for the votes and comments. --Vanessa the Guesser
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1061Crunchy Chords
The emperor strikes back.

20/09/18 7:00:11

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 2046Dave Bryan

He's definitely out according to Auk-Eye.

20/09/18 10:33:57

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 3232Vivvy En

"Hah! That's the last time he'll try to p-p-p-pick me up..."

20/09/18 7:05:55

 
Mark England Vote score: 14080Mark England

"Sorry officer, my glasses came off and I only got a quick glimpse of the person that attacked me"
"So.. let me get this right..We are looking for a dwarf in a tuxedo?.."

20/09/18 7:04:08

 
Pete  Vote score: 18532Pete

Scrappy Feet.

20/09/18 7:29:08

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 27418Tony Edwards

Percy is just not interested in snorting white lines.

20/09/18 8:37:24

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 11198Dan Nicholls

He was hit by an arctic lorry.

20/09/18 7:14:41

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 20918Michael Winner

"What makes you think the killer is a seal, Inspector Penguin?"

20/09/18 7:05:11

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 422Carey Sutton

That's what happens when you keep asking me to dance

20/09/18 10:25:50

 
Sam Dance Vote score: 120Sam Dance

Fight Club Penguin

20/09/18 9:09:39

 
Charles Gleason Vote score: 834Charles Gleason

Paperback smiter.

20/09/18 7:44:19

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 3312Chris Keegan

Ok sarge, I'II bring the suspect in. He'll soon be picked up in an identity parade.

20/09/18 7:14:19

 
Charles Gleason Vote score: 834Charles Gleason

" Don't give up now, you just need to flap a bit more.....and a taller tower."

20/09/18 7:13:18

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 2046Dave Bryan

''Shit! I can hear the Batmobile.''

20/09/18 7:03:28

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1061Crunchy Chords

The case has been referred to the Ministry of Silly Auks.

20/09/18 7:00:55

 
Sap Bakshi Sap Bakshi

And I am Ms. P reporting live from the channel “birds eyeview“ from the notorious parking lot where this incident happened!

22/09/18 19:13:55

 
Zelphalina Tuivaga Zelphalina Tuivaga

You didn't see anything human.

22/09/18 16:44:50

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5127Greg Curtis

In theatres this fall:

"These feet are made for KILLING...
'WHACKy FEET.' "

20/09/18 10:41:32

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 422Carey Sutton

What a plank

20/09/18 10:24:30

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5127Greg Curtis

"Why are homicidal penguins always caught?"

"I don't know: WHY ARE homicidal penguins always caught?"

"...because, they can't 'take fight.' "

20/09/18 10:15:04

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2602GeeDee

I did warn you not to try and cover it in chocolate!

20/09/18 9:54:18

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 3753Kenny Ireland

Zoo-illogical car park.

20/09/18 8:56:56

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 4913Glyn Evans

"Et tu brute?"
"Gentoo brute"

20/09/18 8:13:17

 
Mark England Vote score: 14080Mark England

Rockhoppery Balbao

20/09/18 8:03:56

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 8682Neil Mackenzie

What do you sea lion there?
Fillet a report, log the time and plaice.

20/09/18 7:46:58

 
Pete  Vote score: 18532Pete

For violent content, 'Dances with Wolves' has been overtaken at the box office by 'Face-plant with Penguins'.

20/09/18 7:39:13

 
stone face Vote score: 2095stone face

'Waddle they think happened here then.'

20/09/18 7:36:53

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 8682Neil Mackenzie

This picture popped up out of the blue Guv.
Right what we got? A sea bird and a football team that should be playing in a pub car park. Get your coat we're off to Chelsea.

20/09/18 7:36:34

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 27418Tony Edwards

"What a planker!"

20/09/18 7:27:51

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 8682Neil Mackenzie

Should I call the police sturgeon?
No. You can clearly see his number is up.

20/09/18 7:26:03

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 1217Karyn Harrison

Never cross a penguin!

20/09/18 7:06:18

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 4992Hercules Rockefeller

"Well, he was blabbing on about killing two of us with one stone & I just wasn't having any of that."

20/09/18 7:06:01

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1061Crunchy Chords

Looks like the cyclist's helmet came off. There's the Chinstrap.

20/09/18 7:03:41

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1061Crunchy Chords

“This was no accident. It was… Murder.” (dramatic chord)

20/09/18 7:02:32

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 3312Chris Keegan

Dead Captain. Birds Eye.

20/09/18 7:01:57

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1061Crunchy Chords

The new David Brent character will be lighter but will also have a dark side.
(Looks into the camera like he's on The Office)

20/09/18 7:01:52

 
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