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Karyn Harrison Vote score: 1822Karyn Harrison

"Put a sock in it!"

03/09/18 7:23:35

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 34275Welsh Rarebit

They must be a size ate?

03/09/18 7:06:01

 
Barking Mad Vote score: 141Barking Mad

Ankle Biters.

03/09/18 7:00:34

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5249Hercules Rockefeller

Jimmy Chews

03/09/18 7:04:37

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

Ha! That's nothing! I've got shoe horns.

03/09/18 13:59:37

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 11770Dan Nicholls

OUCH! Bit my tongue.

03/09/18 10:57:06

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 3677Vivvy En

"The Dentist says I need a good polish"

03/09/18 8:05:48

 
Molly Romanov Vote score: 686Molly Romanov

My feet are killing me

03/09/18 7:00:46

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 8851Neil Mackenzie

Gum Boots.

03/09/18 9:52:26

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19669John Llamas

"Which part of the cow did you say that they use? ."

03/09/18 7:13:45

 
C CaMel Vote score: 3954C CaMel

Sole Singers

03/09/18 7:37:59

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 4579Chris Halliwell

Yet another case of Foot and mouth is detected.

03/09/18 7:03:56

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 1822Karyn Harrison

Crocodile shoes

03/09/18 7:00:18

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 2897Dave Bryan

I must learn to type quicker

03/09/18 7:00:12

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Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 34275Welsh Rarebit

At least there's no need for Odour Eaters.

03/09/18 7:00:08

 
Sarah Murray Sarah Murray

I've heard of putting your foot in your mouth but this is ridiculous!

05/09/18 17:34:25

 
Barking Mad Vote score: 141Barking Mad

Dan-sing-shoes.

04/09/18 17:59:43

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 514Carey Sutton

Predator footwear

03/09/18 21:01:15

 
J Gaskill Vote score: 89J Gaskill

The soles of the damned

03/09/18 19:37:47

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

See, Doctor? I told you it wasn't gout!

03/09/18 13:53:53

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

They're quite safe. They only eat a plantar-based diet.

03/09/18 13:45:30

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 286Sam Cass

And Iiiii-ee Iiii will always love shoeeees!

03/09/18 11:20:07

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 11770Dan Nicholls

"Oh that's all you need; maw shoes."

03/09/18 10:58:59

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 1822Karyn Harrison

Leather uppers. Amalgam fillings.

03/09/18 10:56:13

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 11770Dan Nicholls

From Claaaaaaaaaaarks.

03/09/18 10:56:01

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5276Greg Curtis

Shouting for a Polish

03/09/18 10:32:56

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

"Hush! puppies."

03/09/18 9:57:53

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

They're party piece is singing, 'Underneath the arches'.

03/09/18 9:56:41

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 1822Karyn Harrison

And the little piggies were never seen again.

03/09/18 9:52:02

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2639GeeDee

Where did you buy them from mate?
Massachusetts

03/09/18 9:15:32

 
stone face Vote score: 3088stone face

"I had a filling you'd buy them."

03/09/18 7:43:40

 
stone face Vote score: 3088stone face

"Are these shoes only available in an 8?"

"No.They come incisors."

03/09/18 7:42:34

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 2897Dave Bryan

''I've just found a sixpence under the left shoe.''

03/09/18 7:27:44

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 3677Vivvy En

"You can't expect me to wear those - what a kick in the teeth"

03/09/18 7:27:11

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 19990Ian Skelding

Foot loose

03/09/18 7:20:24

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 2897Dave Bryan

''Where did you get your shoes, Jun Woo?''

''I bought them insole.''

03/09/18 7:14:34

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19669John Llamas

"They're OK but I just find they nip a bit round the ankles...."

03/09/18 7:12:54

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 7208Vanessa the Guesser

Do you suffer from halitoesis?

03/09/18 7:11:56

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19669John Llamas

"Malcolm, you know I always found it strange you getting frostbite in Angola ......."

03/09/18 7:11:47

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 7208Vanessa the Guesser

"I'd give my eyeteeth for a pair of these."

03/09/18 7:05:53

 
Barking Mad Vote score: 141Barking Mad

Wrinkle pickers.

03/09/18 7:05:23

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 4474Chris Keegan

Lou Reed's old shoes

03/09/18 7:00:52

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 34275Welsh Rarebit

Ah, you're tongue tied for once!

03/09/18 7:00:31

 
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