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The last thing he remembered was doing rude gestures out of a car window whilst wearing an alpaca glove puppet.
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Michael Winner Vote score: 20697Michael Winner

The last thing he remembered was doing rude gestures out of a car window whilst wearing an alpaca glove puppet.

07/09/18 20:07:11

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19179John Llamas

" ......the good news is, the tree was fine..."

07/09/18 20:06:43

 
John  Glover Vote score: 17595John Glover

That's Phil, my flat mate.

07/09/18 20:46:13

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I thought his name was Matt? --Crunchy Chords
Vivvy En Vote score: 2872Vivvy En

It can be so dangerous wearing flip flops

07/09/18 20:18:05

 
John  Glover Vote score: 17595John Glover

"We knew the belly flop wouldn't hurt him, it was the fact that the pool had just been drained that was the problem."

07/09/18 20:49:42

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 31857Welsh Rarebit

Eddie the spread-Eagled

07/09/18 20:00:07

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 1388Dave Bryan

''What's he in for?''
''Circumcision.''

07/09/18 20:02:19

 
Charles Gleason Vote score: 175Charles Gleason

There goes his no bones claimus !

07/09/18 20:02:07

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 1388Dave Bryan

''Nurse, why has it taken you twenty minutes to wash him?''

07/09/18 20:03:41

 
Sam Dance Vote score: 42Sam Dance

I've got the sex factor!

09/09/18 11:21:34

 
larry G. Vote score: 1032larry G.

The referee yells touchdown! Then gets trampled by fans.

08/09/18 22:23:32

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 222Carey Sutton

Another star plastered

08/09/18 12:34:29

 
J Gaskill Vote score: 89J Gaskill

"It was the only time I'd ever been grateful for lice and all that they do."

08/09/18 0:52:13

 
Matt Schtick Vote score: 77Matt Schtick

Doctor, why are you so certain this patient is Bear Grylls?

08/09/18 0:24:06

 
Pete  Vote score: 18340Pete

Doctors say Michael Schumacher is in hole position.

07/09/18 23:09:48

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 2295Chris Keegan

Apparently it's quite natural to wake up stiff.

07/09/18 22:37:47

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 4935Mr Dome

Bed-ridden

07/09/18 22:17:03

 
Molly Romanov Vote score: 58Molly Romanov

Please can somebody clip my toenails?

07/09/18 22:08:36

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 2295Chris Keegan

Hi Dave, your mummy says hello.

07/09/18 22:07:29

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 8558Neil Mackenzie

X Man

07/09/18 21:34:21

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 31857Welsh Rarebit

With only one part of his body undamaged in the accident and the chance of survival almost zero, doctors decide to ask Jack if he would consent to his organ donation.

07/09/18 21:17:41

 
Tina Jay Vote score: 51Tina Jay

Plaster of penis.

07/09/18 21:04:12

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 2295Chris Keegan

It's fair to say that Peter would agree selfies are less painful than autographs

07/09/18 20:59:33

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5269Tosser Wivlov

I told you that slalom flags don't normally say 'danger'.

07/09/18 20:47:05

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 31Sam Cass

David's star.

07/09/18 20:46:31

 
Barking Mad Vote score: 138Barking Mad

Snow angels were off the cards for quite a while.

07/09/18 20:44:55

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 19100Ian Skelding

"Right Mr Smith, that's the star jumps, now get ready for the press ups."

07/09/18 20:36:30

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 222Carey Sutton

Lets hope he doesn't get too excited or the only thing that is not broke soon will be

07/09/18 20:31:05

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 2295Chris Keegan

On the plus side, the sex change went terribly well Mrs... errr, sorry, Mr Hammond.

07/09/18 20:29:07

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 20697Michael Winner

The ever-gullible Mr Dave Bryant, in for an ingrowing toenail.

07/09/18 20:16:09

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 20697Michael Winner

"...and our lawyers have just informed us that sadly, that was the last ever episode of 'Dancing with the Stars'."

07/09/18 20:14:52

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 4935Mr Dome

Despite his injuries, Winston Churchill still managed to enjoy a cigar

07/09/18 20:14:28

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19179John Llamas

"That'll teach you to feel so f*****g Money Supermarket ......"

07/09/18 20:13:26

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 4812Hercules Rockefeller

Stunt casting

07/09/18 20:07:20

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 1388Dave Bryan

''Can I have a cup of tea? I'm fed up with sipping my own urine.''

07/09/18 20:05:54

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5269Tosser Wivlov

That's why it's nicknamed broke back mountain.

07/09/18 20:04:05

 
Barking Mad Vote score: 138Barking Mad

He wished he hadn't said wee.....

07/09/18 20:02:43

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5269Tosser Wivlov

Double flip hey Barry just look at you.

07/09/18 20:02:38

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 31857Welsh Rarebit

That'll teach him not to do extreme sports after getting plastered.

07/09/18 20:02:06

 
Barking Mad Vote score: 138Barking Mad

Hi didn't need his air bed switched on, he was plastered.

07/09/18 20:01:59

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 1388Dave Bryan

Pupa

07/09/18 20:01:14

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 31857Welsh Rarebit

After spending 4 weeks in plaster, Eddie was feeling a little stiffy.

07/09/18 20:01:04

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5269Tosser Wivlov

It's a good chance to practice your signature move.

07/09/18 20:00:48

 
Barking Mad Vote score: 138Barking Mad

Sister ordered that he was on restricted fluids.

07/09/18 20:00:39

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 31857Welsh Rarebit

Surprisingly, with all those injuries, Eddie didn't have a broken boner.

07/09/18 20:00:21

 
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