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Michael Winner Vote score: 21163Michael Winner

"Ah well- eight to go."

23/08/18 7:13:06

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 2893Dave Bryan

''I've just tested him for cat nip, Sarge. He's well over the limit.''

23/08/18 7:29:33

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John  Glover Vote score: 18336John Glover

"We think that the accident was caused by the driver having a stroke."

23/08/18 10:54:33

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19669John Llamas

“Just to be clear .......... you say you didn’t notice the barrier, just all the pigeons that were here”

23/08/18 7:57:42

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 11767Dan Nicholls

Purred party, fire and theft.

23/08/18 7:52:54

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 28335Tony Edwards

Jagpuss

23/08/18 8:06:34

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 2893Dave Bryan

''Get yourself a good lawyer. There's a dead mouse under the wheel.''

23/08/18 7:51:58

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 34257Welsh Rarebit

The cause of the accident was a faulty Tom Tom.

23/08/18 7:00:51

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19669John Llamas

“ So Sir, cat or however you would like to be addressed ...... tell meow this happened”

23/08/18 7:27:28

 
Sarah Murray Sarah Murray

Crap! I crashed the purrsche!

05/09/18 17:40:53

 
Sap Bakshi Sap Bakshi

Got cat-ted in an accident!

23/08/18 14:39:39

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

"Well, officer, Tom freaks out when he goes to the vet, and he somehow escaped from his box and attached himself to my face. Now, if we've finished here, can I go to hospital and get him removed?"

23/08/18 10:41:15

 
Matt Schtick Vote score: 77Matt Schtick

Informocat says, "Never print 'Pants' on a cop's vest".

23/08/18 9:49:10

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 5883Mr Dome

webuyanycar.tom

23/08/18 9:02:08

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 5883Mr Dome

‘Yes we got an RTA involving a grey vehicle, not sure on the make but it looks like a kit car’

23/08/18 9:01:25

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

James is never happy when Pussy Galore has Whisky Galore.

23/08/18 8:46:22

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 28335Tony Edwards

Catso

23/08/18 8:34:30

 
Barking Mad Vote score: 141Barking Mad

I've always hated peeping toms.

23/08/18 8:25:56

 
Tina  Flowers Vote score: 663Tina Flowers

That idiot driver could have killed me officer, he missed me by a whisker!

23/08/18 8:18:36

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 8851Neil Mackenzie

Here is photographic proof your Honour, that the accident was caused by the Police.
Council how does this prove your clients case?
Your Honour you can clearly see that the Police were unlawfully using Mobile Roundabouts instead of normal Traffic Police.

23/08/18 8:05:36

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 28335Tony Edwards

"My other car is a Moggie 1000."

23/08/18 8:00:49

 
Molly Romanov Vote score: 683Molly Romanov

You can come down now, Garfield - that car won't chase you ever again.

23/08/18 7:59:30

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 3672Vivvy En

"Hey, I just lost control, Officer. She was really purring."

23/08/18 7:54:14

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 11767Dan Nicholls

I freaked out when I saw all those cats eyes!

23/08/18 7:52:05

 
Matt Schtick Vote score: 77Matt Schtick

Lens cat.

23/08/18 7:23:10

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 19969Ian Skelding

Crash spreads litter all over the road.

23/08/18 7:14:41

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 2893Dave Bryan

Catastrophe

23/08/18 7:10:14

 
Barking Mad Vote score: 141Barking Mad

Astom Martin

23/08/18 7:09:41

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 7169Vanessa the Guesser

"Hmmm. I'd say it's a bit more than a scratch."

23/08/18 7:04:44

 
Mark England Vote score: 14205Mark England

"Will you stop that Tomfoolery and explain how you crashed?"

23/08/18 7:04:17

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 4461Chris Keegan

Cat in a flap

23/08/18 7:02:05

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5063Glyn Evans

"You see how I crashed, there's not even enough room to swing a cat about here."

23/08/18 7:01:16

 
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