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Michael Winner Vote score: 21052Michael Winner

"Ah well- eight to go."

23/08/18 7:13:06

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 2427Dave Bryan

''I've just tested him for cat nip, Sarge. He's well over the limit.''

23/08/18 7:29:33

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John  Glover Vote score: 18021John Glover

"We think that the accident was caused by the driver having a stroke."

23/08/18 10:54:33

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19601John Llamas

“Just to be clear .......... you say you didn’t notice the barrier, just all the pigeons that were here”

23/08/18 7:57:42

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 11364Dan Nicholls

Purred party, fire and theft.

23/08/18 7:52:54

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 27783Tony Edwards

Jagpuss

23/08/18 8:06:34

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 2427Dave Bryan

''Get yourself a good lawyer. There's a dead mouse under the wheel.''

23/08/18 7:51:58

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 33491Welsh Rarebit

The cause of the accident was a faulty Tom Tom.

23/08/18 7:00:51

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19601John Llamas

“ So Sir, cat or however you would like to be addressed ...... tell meow this happened”

23/08/18 7:27:28

 
Sarah Murray Sarah Murray

Crap! I crashed the purrsche!

05/09/18 17:40:53

 
Sap Bakshi Sap Bakshi

Got cat-ted in an accident!

23/08/18 14:39:39

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7064Pussy Galore

"Well, officer, Tom freaks out when he goes to the vet, and he somehow escaped from his box and attached himself to my face. Now, if we've finished here, can I go to hospital and get him removed?"

23/08/18 10:41:15

 
Matt Schtick Vote score: 77Matt Schtick

Informocat says, "Never print 'Pants' on a cop's vest".

23/08/18 9:49:10

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 5457Mr Dome

webuyanycar.tom

23/08/18 9:02:08

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 5457Mr Dome

‘Yes we got an RTA involving a grey vehicle, not sure on the make but it looks like a kit car’

23/08/18 9:01:25

 
Pete  Vote score: 18532Pete

James is never happy when Pussy Galore has Whisky Galore.

23/08/18 8:46:22

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 27783Tony Edwards

Catso

23/08/18 8:34:30

 
Barking Mad Vote score: 141Barking Mad

I've always hated peeping toms.

23/08/18 8:25:56

 
Tina  Flowers Vote score: 663Tina Flowers

That idiot driver could have killed me officer, he missed me by a whisker!

23/08/18 8:18:36

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 8735Neil Mackenzie

Here is photographic proof your Honour, that the accident was caused by the Police.
Council how does this prove your clients case?
Your Honour you can clearly see that the Police were unlawfully using Mobile Roundabouts instead of normal Traffic Police.

23/08/18 8:05:36

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 27783Tony Edwards

"My other car is a Moggie 1000."

23/08/18 8:00:49

 
Molly Romanov Vote score: 507Molly Romanov

You can come down now, Garfield - that car won't chase you ever again.

23/08/18 7:59:30

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 3404Vivvy En

"Hey, I just lost control, Officer. She was really purring."

23/08/18 7:54:14

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 11364Dan Nicholls

I freaked out when I saw all those cats eyes!

23/08/18 7:52:05

 
Matt Schtick Vote score: 77Matt Schtick

Lens cat.

23/08/18 7:23:10

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 19748Ian Skelding

Crash spreads litter all over the road.

23/08/18 7:14:41

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 2427Dave Bryan

Catastrophe

23/08/18 7:10:14

 
Barking Mad Vote score: 141Barking Mad

Astom Martin

23/08/18 7:09:41

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 6706Vanessa the Guesser

"Hmmm. I'd say it's a bit more than a scratch."

23/08/18 7:04:44

 
Mark England Vote score: 14101Mark England

"Will you stop that Tomfoolery and explain how you crashed?"

23/08/18 7:04:17

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 3707Chris Keegan

Cat in a flap

23/08/18 7:02:05

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 4957Glyn Evans

"You see how I crashed, there's not even enough room to swing a cat about here."

23/08/18 7:01:16

 
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