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Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2125Karyn Harrison

🎡 Let your fingers do the walking 🎡

11/08/18 12:16:24

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Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

Shoe shopping is a nightmare - they have to fit like a glove.

11/08/18 12:02:23

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 4658Chris Halliwell

Talk about putting your foot down with a firm hand.

11/08/18 13:38:49

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18889John Glover

Don't ever play her at tennis, she has a killer of a four hand serve.

11/08/18 12:48:16

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35633Welsh Rarebit

She must be very good at doing handstands.

11/08/18 12:00:17

 
Tina  Flowers Vote score: 663Tina Flowers

Handycap!

11/08/18 12:51:57

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Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4183Kenny Ireland

CAUTION:- If you ever want to measure a horse don't ask a surgeon to convert feet to hands.

12/08/18 19:42:29

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 524Carey Sutton

And that is why women can multitask better than men

12/08/18 15:31:18

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4141C CaMel

Kicked into touch.

12/08/18 8:51:27

 
larry G. Vote score: 1242larry G.

Built backward - hands run, feet smell.

11/08/18 21:21:22

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 555Sam Cass

She's a hand full.

11/08/18 19:19:48

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1714Crunchy Chords

The procedure must've cost an arm and a, well, another arm, I guess.

11/08/18 17:50:16

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1714Crunchy Chords

She's not afraid to get her hands dirty.

11/08/18 17:29:00

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1714Crunchy Chords

She's the best at video games, hands down.

11/08/18 17:19:25

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

Her party piece is playing a duet with herself on the piano.

11/08/18 17:01:29

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9135Neil Mackenzie

Hands Christian Anderdaughter.

11/08/18 16:47:03

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4065Vivvy En

She's a dab hand at knitting

11/08/18 16:38:10

 
Barrie Bullock Vote score: 423Barrie Bullock

I was a band member of heads, hands & errr.

11/08/18 16:07:00

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5606Chris Keegan

As far as cleaning the floor, I find knuckle dusters work extremely well.

11/08/18 15:10:16

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Maureen is in the Guinness Book of Records for having the world's longest toes.

11/08/18 14:04:58

 
Molly Romanov Vote score: 874Molly Romanov

Trouble is, the money I save on shoes I spend on nail varnish.

11/08/18 13:56:18

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Janice grew up wearing her older sister's hand-me-down shoes.

11/08/18 13:51:12

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

The waiting room of Dr. Frankenstein.

11/08/18 13:37:39

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18889John Glover

Belinda is an expert in sexual fourplay.

11/08/18 13:11:16

 
Andrea Ivey Vote score: 802Andrea Ivey

Pleased to feet you.

11/08/18 13:10:28

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29237Tony Edwards

Interviews begin to hire an extra pair of hands.

11/08/18 13:04:51

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2125Karyn Harrison

Fingers aren't always what they seem!

11/08/18 12:55:51

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5606Chris Keegan

It's not so bad, it's just picking my nose I have a problem with

11/08/18 12:50:40

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29237Tony Edwards

Freak show of hands.

11/08/18 12:36:40

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 3991Dave Bryan

She's not the most popular player in her local football team.

11/08/18 12:36:23

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 12380Dan Nicholls

Don't look at me like that! All I said was, when you put socks on, do they look like puppets?

11/08/18 12:35:00

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 12380Dan Nicholls

🎡Heads, shoulders, knees and AAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGH 🎡 (sound of running into the distance, followed by a door slamming).

11/08/18 12:29:49

 
Leroy Brown Vote score: 7740Leroy Brown

Sarah loved to run her fingers over her husband.

11/08/18 12:23:42

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20556Ian Skelding

"I'm afraid evolution has dealt us a bad hand," said the Head of The Society of Chiropodists and Podiatrists .

11/08/18 12:18:08

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35633Welsh Rarebit

I wouldn't go there, she's got a severe case of the clap.

11/08/18 12:17:02

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19751John Llamas

She changed after she hooked up with that ex arms dealer.

11/08/18 12:15:06

 
Leroy Brown Vote score: 7740Leroy Brown

My masseuse is a leg-end with hands

11/08/18 12:13:42

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2125Karyn Harrison

Chairnobyl

11/08/18 12:13:26

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5606Chris Keegan

Sorry about this but I always have to sit down to shake hands.

11/08/18 12:10:24

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5430Glyn Evans

Handy.

11/08/18 12:08:33

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

She failed her Mensa test by one point. It was the question 'Hand is to glove as foot is to...' that caught her out.

11/08/18 12:01:55

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 3991Dave Bryan

She's always willing to lend a hand.

11/08/18 12:01:35

 
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