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Dan Nicholls Vote score: 10476Dan Nicholls

Old age mutant ninja turtles.

08/07/18 21:14:12

Dan Nicholls Vote score: 10476Dan Nicholls

That reminds me - whatever happened to Gail Platt in corrie?

08/07/18 21:15:44

Pussy Galore Vote score: 6313Pussy Galore

"I bought him after reading an article about walking pets being good for your health. I haven't noticed any improvement yet."

08/07/18 20:53:51

J Gaskill Vote score: 89J Gaskill

"And thus our brave explorer emerges from the depths of the creatures arse-hole."

09/07/18 0:51:57

Paul Reeve Vote score: 4616Paul Reeve

“Keep your head down son, he’s cutting the grass again.”

08/07/18 23:34:09

Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 4813Hercules Rockefeller


08/07/18 20:03:03

larry G. Vote score: 1032larry G.

"Where're my shoulders?"

09/07/18 21:42:52

Tiny Alien Vote score: 292Tiny Alien's an usual name...we call him...foreskin

09/07/18 9:01:36

Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 8558Neil Mackenzie

I never come dancing because I can't go quick quick slow, I can only go slow slow slow.

09/07/18 8:35:52

Andrea Ivey Vote score: 801Andrea Ivey


08/07/18 22:37:03

Tina  Flowers Vote score: 382Tina Flowers

'Hey anyone seen my false teeth' 'No?' 'Oh well I suppose I'll have to shell out for a new set'.

08/07/18 22:08:37

Carey Sutton Vote score: 232Carey Sutton

I said to the wife it will be nice to have some shell in the garden, I should of known better

08/07/18 21:40:41

John  Glover Vote score: 17596John Glover

"No I'm not gay, I'm not turning turtle."

08/07/18 21:19:44

Pete  Vote score: 18352Pete

Turtle heading.

08/07/18 21:10:49

Pete  Vote score: 18352Pete

"If you think you're faster than a hare then you're head is up your arse."

08/07/18 21:09:06

Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 5894Vanessa the Guesser

Esme and her husband had sex once a week. She'd only just recovered from last week's session which lasted about 6 and a half days.

08/07/18 20:12:17

Ian Skelding Vote score: 19117Ian Skelding

"I've never heard a Hare snore before."

08/07/18 20:05:37

Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 31908Welsh Rarebit

Turd in the hole

08/07/18 20:00:14

Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 31908Welsh Rarebit


08/07/18 20:00:06

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