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Mr Dome  Vote score: 12093Mr Dome

It's actually an antelope but the jeep it was chasing stopped suddenly

25/07/21 13:26:56

 
Nina Dutton Vote score: 632Nina Dutton

“When I said you better bring home some bacon this is not what I was thinking Dave.”

25/07/21 12:45:57

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 3463Mark Wilson

"I'm so excited, it's the first time I've been invited to a hog roast"

25/07/21 13:36:25

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 8098Vivvy En

"Having my facial hair bleached was one of my rasher decisions."

25/07/21 13:19:26

 
Tony S Vote score: 2804Tony S

"I will have you know he was completely wild when I caught him."
" wild I was absolutely livid."


Nod to not the 9 o'clock news.

25/07/21 12:09:28

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 15808Dave Bryan

''Boars can be very dangerous. It's best not to truffle with them.''

25/07/21 12:08:00

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 8098Vivvy En

Whoever sold that as 'beauty cream' was telling porkies

25/07/21 19:03:41

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21842John Glover

"Is this Hogwarts?"
"No, it's acne."

25/07/21 13:42:48

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21532Troompa Loompa

"But the job advert said the zoo was looking for someone to do face painting."

25/07/21 12:25:43

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21532Troompa Loompa

He's always hogging the camera.

25/07/21 12:17:46

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 17956Stephen Bean

Paul Vause take's a close up of Swinedon Town F.C.'s mascot.

25/07/21 12:03:05

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Al Overy Vote score: 6840Al Overy

"Porky! There's mud everywhere! Have you had a roll in this?"

25/07/21 12:00:50

 
Ryan F Vote score: 137Ryan F

Camera Hog

26/07/21 9:48:43

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 12004Neil Mackenzie

Scientists cross a Pig with a Dog but are disappointed he only looks dog eared.

25/07/21 16:36:22

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 3463Mark Wilson

"Yeh, not one phone call from Lloyd Webber since Lion King was canned"

25/07/21 15:02:19

 
Al Overy Vote score: 6840Al Overy

🎵 Red, red swiiiiiiine...

25/07/21 14:42:04

 
Barrie Bullock Vote score: 735Barrie Bullock

Hogging the foreground.

25/07/21 13:37:49

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 12093Mr Dome

The new Secretary of State for Agriculture passes the 'how far can you get up Boris's arse' test

25/07/21 13:24:33

 
Nina Dutton Vote score: 632Nina Dutton

It’s just another Groundhog Day. Thinking up captions morning, noon and night.

25/07/21 12:58:22

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 25586Ian Skelding

"You know they say when you meet your hero in person you can be very disappointed, well, I met Mike Tyson."

25/07/21 12:22:46

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 24907Michael Winner

"It's been said before that there's some resemblance, but I can't see it myself", said Sir Phillip Green.

25/07/21 12:13:09

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 17956Stephen Bean

FC Porkto's star forward, Pepê Pig

25/07/21 12:12:16

 
Tony S Vote score: 2804Tony S

Boar boar boar boar boar boar boar boar boar boar boar boar boar boar boar bear boar
Ok I'm starting to bore myself now.

25/07/21 12:06:20

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 8539Hercules Rockefeller

"Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's Maybelline."

25/07/21 12:05:51

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2598Trace Sarge

Cheer up, you look boared

25/07/21 12:04:01

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 1337alexandra ball

Cream cake you ask, no I've not seen any cream cake

25/07/21 12:01:35

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 17956Stephen Bean

Spot the boar competition, for beginners

25/07/21 12:00:59

 
Al Overy Vote score: 6840Al Overy

"So, Mr Pig. The naturist claims she had just applied sun cream when you appeared and shoved your face in her cleavage. How do you plead?"

25/07/21 12:00:13

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 17956Stephen Bean

"Why the blanc face?"

25/07/21 12:00:07

 
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