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Stephen Bean Vote score: 4991Stephen Bean

The Lion Fling

02/11/19 20:19:37

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30128Tony Edwards

".....and you can take your paw off my backside."

02/11/19 21:16:05

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 5872Dave Bryan

''Not another f-cking headache.''

02/11/19 20:21:47

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 9426Vanessa the Guesser

Cat napping.

02/11/19 20:53:49

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 831Carey Sutton

I guess I've got to chase my own dinner then?

03/11/19 17:33:04

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 7096Chris Keegan

Taken in my own back garden, how the South Africans love to rub it in.

02/11/19 20:49:23

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 37406Welsh Rarebit

The lie-ins of Longleat

02/11/19 20:10:50

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 709Willie Johnson

He's thinking: "It's so hard to tell. Did I just shag my wife or someone else. Oh well, no worries."

02/11/19 22:37:15

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 4991Stephen Bean

Porn Free

02/11/19 20:24:57

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 13357Dan Nicholls

"In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps toniiiiiight".
"Quiet Leo."

02/11/19 20:18:16

 
stone face Vote score: 5698stone face

Pride before a fall

02/11/19 20:17:41

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5143Paul Reeve

Damn, trust the witch and the wardrobe to turn up just when I’m about to have a bunk up.

02/11/19 20:13:06

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 5872Dave Bryan

Serenegeti

02/11/19 20:10:51

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19544John Glover

He's called Trump, because he's a lion bastard.

02/11/19 20:07:56

 
Eddy Griffits Vote score: 40Eddy Griffits

The definition of a right angle - the angle between two perpendicular lions.

03/11/19 20:07:21

 
sarah solway Vote score: 32sarah solway

"Don't mind her, catnapping, its just one of the side effects of the Menopaws you know!"

03/11/19 10:09:17

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7644Mr Dome

She, er, can't

(Nod to Sat 20:14:24)

03/11/19 9:08:07

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9530Neil Mackenzie

Cubs are coming over later.
Oh no. Can we not have brownies for a change.

03/11/19 7:06:22

 
Dev B Vote score: 423Dev B

Even the mighty lion was mesmerized by the little pussy

03/11/19 4:49:30

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1298Scrijjy Doo

She's dead, Sim.

02/11/19 23:38:08

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1298Scrijjy Doo

Lyin' Lion

02/11/19 23:34:27

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4704Vivvy En

She'd had a lovely time watching Strictly then he went and spoiled it all by putting on Match of the Day

02/11/19 22:41:58

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 5872Dave Bryan

''It's one of paulvause's finest works: 'Born Free Kick'.''

02/11/19 20:33:37

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7644Mr Dome

🎶 Three lions on a shir- oh. Shit.

Two lions on a shirt

02/11/19 20:18:08

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 5872Dave Bryan

Sheer Calm

02/11/19 20:14:24

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 37406Welsh Rarebit

and the 2019 Pride of Britain award goes to...

02/11/19 20:01:31

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2359Crunchy Chords

"Darling I'm exhausted, that Paul Vause has shown us thousands of his footie pics, can't we just eat him and be done with it?"

02/11/19 20:01:29

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 4991Stephen Bean

Pussy Galore

02/11/19 20:42:30

 
Mark England Vote score: 15620Mark England

"Lions? I thought you only done football photos."
"I do...Millwall"

02/11/19 20:37:13

 
stone face Vote score: 5698stone face

"Oh look dear! Another car full of snotty nosed kids shouting 'Simba'."
" F-ck 'em ..Wake me up when the ranger comes round with the meal truck."
"Apparently the ranger was late for work this morning."
"Really!"
"Yeah..He couldn't find his khakis."

02/11/19 20:35:15

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 2710Stu Dent

These caption are the wrong way round. Pride comes before a stall.

02/11/19 20:26:36

 
stone face Vote score: 5698stone face

The mane attraction.

02/11/19 20:19:10

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 13357Dan Nicholls

Mane man.

02/11/19 20:18:52

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19544John Glover

He prefers his ladies in the missionary position, in the mane.

02/11/19 20:17:44

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7644Mr Dome

I love your big hairy pussy

02/11/19 20:16:43

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 2710Stu Dent

The lie-on king

02/11/19 20:11:23

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20964Ian Skelding

"Hang on Dear, I think that's the Dentist coming now."

02/11/19 20:07:32

 
James Lennox Vote score: 3373James Lennox

The South African lion enjoys post coital bliss, after 12 years without success, his balls no longer swing lo.

02/11/19 20:00:11

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 7096Chris Keegan

Join the cub

02/11/19 20:00:11

 
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