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Chris Keegan Vote score: 8432Chris Keegan

Mary's lawnmower wasn't working. It sucks.

02/05/18 8:00:43

 
Mark England Vote score: 16542Mark England

"No Mabel, I said use a HOVER mower"

02/05/18 8:07:03

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5627Vivvy En

It's much less bovver with a hoover

02/05/18 10:14:56

 
Baglan Gladiator Vote score: 1081Baglan Gladiator

She thought she may as well use it in the garden, it was in the loft just collecting dust

02/05/18 10:43:19

 
John Llamas Vote score: 20007John Llamas

..... because nobody likes a dirty sod

02/05/18 9:39:48

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31445Tony Edwards

She's lost the plot.

02/05/18 8:57:08

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10555Neil Mackenzie

If you think her vacuuming is bad you should see her do the lawndry.

02/05/18 8:37:22

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9037Dave Bryan

Forlawn

02/05/18 8:02:18

 
Dan G Vote score: 13Dan G

Trixie gave the second best hummers in the park.

03/05/18 9:04:13

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9419Mr Dome

The Lilliputians found innovative ways to make use of Gulliver’s old beard trimmer

03/05/18 6:51:48

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9419Mr Dome

The new Dyson Blade

02/05/18 15:53:18

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6095Greg Curtis

“That’s HER...’Stupid Moe Faux.’ ”

02/05/18 14:01:00

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 387Gavin Smithers

The challenge for Community Service is getting the right equipment on site.

02/05/18 13:37:09

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20326John Glover

After the massive fire, Mary returns at least once a month to where her home once stood and continues to behave as if it was still there.

02/05/18 11:40:22

 
Paul Gledhill Vote score: 177Paul Gledhill

New wonder vacuum - one machine to do EVERY job around the house and garden.

02/05/18 11:12:19

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

"I just loathe dog shit"

02/05/18 8:05:20

 
stone face Vote score: 7464stone face

Furred world problems.

02/05/18 8:03:33

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Her grandad is in the bus shelter planting tomato seeds.

02/05/18 9:28:33

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14552Dan Nicholls

Now all I need is a moleskin hat to go with my coat. Come to Mummy you lawn dogs.

02/05/18 9:20:30

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9037Dave Bryan

New Windrush Scandal: The leaves were from her neighbour's tree.

02/05/18 8:34:30

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5627Vivvy En

"We used to have a lovely shagpile."

02/05/18 8:29:38

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

"Darling, when you've finished that, can you come and strim the living room?"

02/05/18 8:25:52

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When I was in college digs many moons ago, my fellow students and I used to compete to see who had the most eccentric landlady. I always won hands down. This photo reminds me of the time her husband cut the lawn without the grassbox so she went ... --Pussy Galore
John Llamas Vote score: 20007John Llamas

🎶 I want to break free ....🎶

02/05/18 8:19:10

 
stone face Vote score: 7464stone face

"Darling! You know that new Lithuanian maid you hired -Well look out the bloody window".

02/05/18 8:17:24

 
stone face Vote score: 7464stone face

Hummer Lovin.

02/05/18 8:13:14

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9037Dave Bryan

It will work better if you plug it in.

02/05/18 8:11:46

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8432Chris Keegan

Hummer Simpleton

02/05/18 8:09:11

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21937Ian Skelding

"Darling, is there something wrong with our Hoover?, it sounds like a bloody lawnmower and it's churning up our carpet."

02/05/18 8:08:49

 
stone face Vote score: 7464stone face

Wandering around drunk , near a busy road . She was dyson with death.

02/05/18 8:05:43

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

🎵 Snake 'n' Vac 🎵

02/05/18 8:05:36

 
stone face Vote score: 7464stone face

She was trying to fill a vacuum in her life .

02/05/18 8:04:28

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10555Neil Mackenzie

There was a red light on the hoover.

02/05/18 8:02:18

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21937Ian Skelding

Sweep off the grass

02/05/18 8:00:37

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10555Neil Mackenzie

🎶Do the rake and vac and put the freshness back🎶

02/05/18 8:00:35

 
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