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If God wanted women to have a day off he wouldnt have created so much for them to do.
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Stu Dent Vote score: 3192Stu Dent

If God wanted women to have a day off he wouldn't have created so much for them to do.

04/11/19 13:12:10

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3192Stu Dent

It's on February 29th

04/11/19 13:20:34

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8563Mr Dome

Go on. Treat her to a chinese

04/11/19 12:12:43

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There's a 'to' too many in this sentence. --Karyn Harrison
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6092Glyn Evans

"Bloody hell. Somebody's thrown font in the pond again."

04/11/19 13:20:07

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22586Michael Winner

A strange choice of image, given that Mallards only reproduce through mass gang rape.

04/11/19 15:02:32

 
Mark England Vote score: 15806Mark England

"Hello my darlings"
"I wish you would stop saying that, Charlie"

04/11/19 12:32:19

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1676Scrijjy Doo

Next year they'll get two days.

04/11/19 12:02:27

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 6621Stephen Bean

No more peking Dave!

04/11/19 12:33:48

 
stone face Vote score: 6689stone face

Here's a joke for all the women out there -

A man's in court for bothering the local ducks in the local pond. Just as he getting sentenced the judge says "Hang on! This is the third time this year, you've been up in front of me, for bothering the local ducks in the local pond. Are you obssessed with ducks, young man."

"No mallard."

04/11/19 12:07:21

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10292Vanessa the Guesser

Just what every woman wants. Something with wings.

04/11/19 12:04:17

 
stone face Vote score: 6689stone face

"Seens as it's International Women's Day, I'll take you for a meal tonight, and you can put it on my bill."

04/11/19 12:01:23

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8127Chris Keegan

That’s all we need, women harking on about their precious ‘International Day’. Anyone got any duck tape?

04/11/19 12:00:12

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 995Willie Johnson

What a visual for International Women's Day:
A female with her mate right on her tail (or riding her coattails, you decide).
Treading water with no land in sight.

04/11/19 21:13:34

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1676Scrijjy Doo

Honor women by equating them with birds.

04/11/19 19:10:01

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1676Scrijjy Doo

Our ducks are in a row. Now what?

04/11/19 19:00:35

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9816Neil Mackenzie

He knew it was international women’s day and dressed for the occasion. She was too busy to know what day of the week it was let alone one day in a year.

04/11/19 16:55:10

 
Eddy Griffits Vote score: 46Eddy Griffits

Poultry in motion.

04/11/19 15:38:22

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22586Michael Winner

...which makes the 9th of March to the 7th of March International Men's Day.

04/11/19 15:01:19

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8127Chris Keegan

I wish to object to ducks being used to promote such an event. One would have thought rabbits would be more suitable.

04/11/19 14:31:19

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14042Dan Nicholls

"A lovely daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay."
"Behave, in this weather, my bill withers."

04/11/19 14:23:00

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 942Sam Cass

Follow the Breeder.

04/11/19 13:30:15

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 7202Dave Bryan

''She took to feminism like a duck to water.''

04/11/19 12:34:34

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 7202Dave Bryan

Someone tried to speak about equal pay but it was pondemonium at the conference.

04/11/19 12:16:07

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30619Tony Edwards

"Nice arse."

04/11/19 12:14:34

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19897John Glover

"You say that having quickly read their hand out, it is full of fake quotes and mistruths, let's take it home and have a proper gander."

04/11/19 12:12:04

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6196Hercules Rockefeller

"No, you misheard me. We wanna call the game Duck Hunt."

04/11/19 12:09:41

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 7202Dave Bryan

''Are you enjoying the day, darling?''

''Yes, I'm lapping it up.''

04/11/19 12:03:52

 
stone face Vote score: 6689stone face

Whoever thought this was a good advert must be quackers.

04/11/19 12:03:50

 
stone face Vote score: 6689stone face

"When you asked me what I wanted for International Women's Day, I said anything to do with Drake."

04/11/19 12:03:02

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1676Scrijjy Doo

Be nice to quacks.

04/11/19 12:02:03

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 6621Stephen Bean

Bill of women's rights

04/11/19 12:00:27

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38757Welsh Rarebit

I wonder which one is Jemima Puddle Dyke?

04/11/19 12:00:11

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38757Welsh Rarebit

"Look Mummy, there's a pair of dykes!"

04/11/19 12:00:03

 
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