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Ian Skelding Vote score: 19117Ian Skelding

Someone had broken into the cancerous testicle disposal unit at the local Hospital.

15/03/18 8:07:17

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 10476Dan Nicholls

Living on Clapham Common, Cyril saw a lot of nuts on a regular basis.

15/03/18 8:04:08

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 1402Dave Bryan

Cache 22

15/03/18 13:33:59

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 1402Dave Bryan

Fed squirrel

15/03/18 8:06:26

 
G fj Vote score: 397G fj

This is each and everyone's pension pot when NPI was sold to the government...

16/03/18 11:11:27

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 5894Vanessa the Guesser

Sammy was considering having his nuts removed. I told him to gopher it.

15/03/18 9:45:26

 
larry G. Vote score: 1032larry G.

On vacation taking a selfie.

15/03/18 19:08:42

 
Hannah Jones Vote score: 65Hannah Jones

Get some nuts !!!

15/03/18 18:11:56

 
John  Glover Vote score: 17596John Glover

They called him 'Cadbury' because he was a fruit and nut case.

15/03/18 13:41:19

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19179John Llamas

When George Michael chose to be reincarnated as a squirrel that was cool, having nuts permanently on his chin was a bit cruel.

15/03/18 10:55:48

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 2873Vivvy En

The lady squirrels wouldn't kiss Tarquin because of his warty chin

15/03/18 10:00:47

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 1402Dave Bryan

''That's strange,'' said Theresa May, ''I've only seen grey squirrels in the garden before.''

15/03/18 9:26:40

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 2299Chris Keegan

Harry sleeps rough every night but still manages to wake up feeling bright eyed and bushy tailed

15/03/18 8:36:17

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 5894Vanessa the Guesser

Poor Squirrel Nutkin's stools are a bit hard. Should I change the Topic?

15/03/18 8:08:32

 
stone face Vote score: 1419stone face

Introducing the No1 squirrel rapper from America -Dr Dray.

15/03/18 8:06:59

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 4943Mr Dome

Not another effin ball run over by a car!!

15/03/18 8:06:56

 
stone face Vote score: 1419stone face

I ate squirrel meat once. To be honest it was a bit tufty.

15/03/18 8:05:25

 
Paul Gledhill Vote score: 174Paul Gledhill

Got my seat, my snacks; ready now for the movie.

15/03/18 8:05:00

 
ant man Vote score: 951ant man

I'm on my way to the top and I walnut fail.

15/03/18 8:04:51

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 4943Mr Dome

- What are your favourite nuts?
- Cashew
- Bless you

15/03/18 8:03:53

 
stone face Vote score: 1419stone face

"Hey squirrel! What you doin up there?"

"Nuttin'."



(The late great Mr T.Cooper)

15/03/18 8:03:28

 
ant man Vote score: 951ant man

"Hey. What you up to?"
"Nuttin' munch...I mean, much."

15/03/18 8:02:10

 
ant man Vote score: 951ant man

Keef yurgh hansh uff ma nush!

15/03/18 8:01:01

 
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