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Who hasnt faked a heart attack to get out of a kids birthday party?
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James Lennox Vote score: 1453James Lennox

Who hasn't faked a heart attack to get out of a kid's birthday party?

13/03/19 8:04:11

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6299Mr Dome

I camembert any more cheese puns

13/03/19 9:11:21

 
G fj Vote score: 482G fj

This photo has clearly been chosen to annoy the grammar police...what is that apostrophe doing on that sign???

13/03/19 9:05:12

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Apparently the chain was originally called Chuck E Cheese's Pizza Time Theatre...They dropped the Pizza Time but kept the apostrophe...A fun fact that your brain will never use again. --stone face
John  Glover Vote score: 18698John Glover

"You can deal with this one George,suspected broken hip and a cheesy wotsit."

13/03/19 12:33:33

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 436Sam Cass

American kids call this "fine dining".

13/03/19 12:00:27

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 1995Trace Sarge

"Me to you"...in the ambulance the chuckE brothers.

13/03/19 9:48:33

 
stone face Vote score: 3693stone face

One of the kids games is to stick a facial cover on a small horse. This poor man went into shock when he saw them mask a pony.

13/03/19 8:24:54

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 600Scrappy Doo

Where rat infestations are king!

13/03/19 14:18:38

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5472Greg Curtis

"Masks ON. Ten kids...pizzariah."

13/03/19 11:51:21

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 12169Dan Nicholls

Double leg amputee Linda was escorted off the property. There was no access for her. How ironic that a cheese joint should be lack toes intolerant.

13/03/19 10:29:30

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5297Glyn Evans

"We're here to discover why Lester's red..."

13/03/19 9:23:30

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 1626Stu Dent

The Grate and the Good

13/03/19 9:05:19

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35122Welsh Rarebit

Mousechaps

13/03/19 8:48:31

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 2276Stephen Bean

He was finding it difficult to brieth

13/03/19 8:41:31

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 7726Vanessa the Guesser

"I told the owner I'm allergic to cheese, but he just told me to shut my trap."

13/03/19 8:29:21

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 3928Vivvy En

"Take him away... He's emmental case."

13/03/19 8:13:35

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 3597Dave Bryan

''Should we use the local hospital?''

''No, take him to Philadelphia.''

13/03/19 8:04:09

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5199Chris Keegan

Apparently, when Chucky turned up to cut the cheese there was carnage.

13/03/19 8:50:22

 
stone face Vote score: 3693stone face

No whey curd I go to that place again.

13/03/19 8:26:38

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6299Mr Dome

You'll be in ecstacy

13/03/19 8:26:00

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 3597Dave Bryan

''The staff told him it was their job to put the chicken on his pizza but he insisted on topping himself.''

13/03/19 8:24:00

 
James Lennox Vote score: 1453James Lennox

Chuck E Cheese's ball-pit is particularly dangerous, especially for straight middle aged males, who sink to the bottom and then panic when drowning in balls.

13/03/19 8:23:26

 
stone face Vote score: 3693stone face

And he went to Chuck E Cheese's with grate expectations.

13/03/19 8:22:38

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20361Ian Skelding

"I'm not going in there, that Bishop stinks."

13/03/19 8:20:00

 
stone face Vote score: 3693stone face

He didn't want to gouda party and who can blame him.

13/03/19 8:17:27

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6299Mr Dome

Emergency services come to the rescue with the cocktail sticks and pineapple chunks

13/03/19 8:16:50

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5413Hercules Rockefeller

"What kind of Mickey Mouse operation is this anyway?"

13/03/19 8:14:13

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 3597Dave Bryan

''I think I'm going to die.''

''Hard cheese.''

13/03/19 8:13:09

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 2276Stephen Bean

Securicor hope disguising their vehicles will keep them safe from a spate of laser-guided missile robberies.

13/03/19 8:12:55

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 3597Dave Bryan

''He's fighting for his knife.''

13/03/19 8:09:28

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20361Ian Skelding

"Not one of those bleedin' chains again Rodney."

13/03/19 8:06:19

 
The Wolf Vote score: 1897The Wolf

"She's choking. Somebody call edam ambulance"

13/03/19 8:04:25

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6299Mr Dome

You'll never get sick of our food

13/03/19 8:02:11

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 8991Neil Mackenzie

We will have to put a Stilton. Handle Caerphilly he,s got a suspected Double Gloucester and a broken Cracker.

13/03/19 8:00:12

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 1626Stu Dent

Looks like there has been a Feta-ity

13/03/19 8:00:07

 
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