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C CaMel Vote score: 4141C CaMel

Jenny hadn't been to many funerals.

11/12/17 21:48:22

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4183Kenny Ireland

Long winded.

12/12/17 5:09:37

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

Shortly after having a gastric balloon fitted, Carol developed the most horrendous cough.

12/12/17 0:14:40

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4141C CaMel

Deb Zeppelin

11/12/17 22:14:20

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21688Michael Winner

'Helium- because vaping doesn't cut it any more.'

11/12/17 20:22:36

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 8028Vanessa the Guesser

Look at the attention seeker, lapin it up

11/12/17 20:14:10

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5608Chris Keegan

Poor love..went to the loo thinking it was a party balloon machine...

11/12/17 20:13:08

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9137Neil Mackenzie

When asked about the office party Cheryl could give a blow by blow account.

12/12/17 8:19:07

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

Becky realised that her boyfriend might not have been entirely truthful when he claimed he couldn't wear one because he was too big.

12/12/17 0:21:39

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4141C CaMel

Air Head

11/12/17 21:28:30

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

It was Linda's turn to try the 'Yard of Male'.

11/12/17 20:39:47

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4067Vivvy En

The Durex Company Christmas party usually went with a bang

11/12/17 20:24:14

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5430Glyn Evans

There's always time for glassblowing.

11/12/17 20:19:55

 
Dr Strangelove Vote score: 489Dr Strangelove

Hare balloon gun

12/12/17 22:20:53

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4183Kenny Ireland

When Rochelle heard she was going to be featured on Caption.me she provided her own speech bubble.

12/12/17 18:39:11

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 12380Dan Nicholls

In the world record attempt for longest balloon, Helen missed out by a hare's breath.

11/12/17 22:22:20

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35636Welsh Rarebit

Vulgarzula

11/12/17 22:02:58

 
Baglan Gladiator Vote score: 1067Baglan Gladiator

I was made to wear these rabbit ears under durex

11/12/17 21:38:01

 
Jay Oliver Vote score: 248Jay Oliver

"Dear, we just caught Al Franken trying to slip passed security... Would you mind not doing that so close to the windows?"

11/12/17 21:23:49

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20556Ian Skelding

Everybody else knew it was filled with propane.

11/12/17 21:21:00

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4183Kenny Ireland

Long breath.

11/12/17 21:18:24

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18892John Glover

Cynthia was confused, having given her new date £100 to go to the lobby and book a room for the weekend, why was it taking him over an hour and a half to sort out.

11/12/17 21:18:21

 
Dave E Vote score: 401Dave E

This wouldn't be the first time Gemma had been upset by a prick at a party.

11/12/17 21:17:54

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4183Kenny Ireland

Puff adder.

11/12/17 21:16:59

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18892John Glover

Happy to accept dinner and the award for being the most popular girl in the office, Cynthia was unaware that it was April 1st.

11/12/17 21:11:15

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4141C CaMel

Lass Blower

11/12/17 21:03:27

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29238Tony Edwards

Despite Jessica's attempts to get the party started, it turned out to be a bit of a Flopsy.

11/12/17 20:54:01

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4141C CaMel

My Ex-hallé

11/12/17 20:47:12

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 808Spycenwolf

"Oh dear. I am late."

11/12/17 20:45:35

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 4830Paul Reeve

With everyone of her mates an hour late for her birthday drinks gathering Sheryl’s wait was ballooning out of control.

11/12/17 20:43:19

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 8028Vanessa the Guesser

"Ok folks, the next party game is Pass the Buck".

11/12/17 20:41:02

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 808Spycenwolf

Balloonatic.

11/12/17 20:36:43

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29238Tony Edwards

Speech balloon

11/12/17 20:34:45

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

She's a keeper if she sucks as well as she blows.

11/12/17 20:30:08

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6571Mr Dome

Is this one of them Snapchat filter pics?

11/12/17 20:29:59

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 808Spycenwolf

That way you can literally take her breath away.

11/12/17 20:28:33

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21688Michael Winner

Oh, the humanity.

11/12/17 20:23:27

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 808Spycenwolf

No one came to the party, so she started making balloon party animals.

11/12/17 20:20:46

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 808Spycenwolf

She nailed the colour but I'll never believe that it's actually that big, whatever Donald Trump says.

11/12/17 20:13:28

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6571Mr Dome

Charlotte was really hated it when Gulliver donated at the Lilliput sperm bank

11/12/17 20:12:05

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5608Chris Keegan

OK love...that's definitely over the limit...you're nicked

11/12/17 20:10:10

 
Smuldo Vote score: 10836Smuldo

"I can't believe George stood me up to stay in with his bloody blow up doll...oh well, if you can't beat 'em , join 'em..."

11/12/17 20:06:40

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 808Spycenwolf

She likes to rabbit hard.

11/12/17 20:05:51

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19751John Llamas

Since the sad death of Big Norm, Sally had been missing her late ex

11/12/17 20:02:11

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35636Welsh Rarebit

Call girls announce that the price of a blow-job has gone up with inflation.

11/12/17 20:00:24

 
Smuldo Vote score: 10836Smuldo

"Who needs Mates, when you've got Mates™️...?"

11/12/17 20:00:09

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35636Welsh Rarebit

"Cocktails anyone?"

11/12/17 20:00:07

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35636Welsh Rarebit

Prick teaser

11/12/17 20:00:07

 
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