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Spycenwolf  Vote score: 535Spycenwolf

That's scraping the bottom...

14/11/17 20:02:17

 
Dave E Vote score: 401Dave E

Cheeksgrater

14/11/17 20:00:15

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Harmin toilet roll.

14/11/17 20:00:06

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21163Michael Winner

They went through fifteen Labrador puppies just filming the ad.

14/11/17 21:14:42

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 34280Welsh Rarebit

This isn't just any toilet paper, this is S&M toilet paper.

14/11/17 20:05:33

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 19992Ian Skelding

Grate for your arse.

14/11/17 20:01:57

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

Cut the crap!

14/11/17 20:00:14

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 3680Vivvy En

One use Andrex your bum

14/11/17 20:24:27

 
ant man Vote score: 1034ant man

Gary invited me over for dinner. He's a shit cook. Now I know why.

14/11/17 20:11:27

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 294Tiny Alien

Grate! no toilet paper!

14/11/17 21:32:15

 
Mark England Vote score: 14217Mark England

I'd still rather use this than that tracing paper stuff we had at school. That really did cut your arse to ribbons!

14/11/17 20:17:23

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 4740Paul Reeve

Piles are no longer a problem.

14/11/17 20:07:40

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

Granddad, why can’t you use haemorrhoid cream like anyone else?

14/11/17 20:01:08

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 5887Mr Dome

Why would you want to prepare food in the toilet??

15/11/17 6:59:20

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2639GeeDee

Toilet Paper for the Blind

14/11/17 21:07:20

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 4480Chris Keegan

Jesus! Just because I said her bum did look big in that dress!

14/11/17 21:07:06

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 19992Ian Skelding

"Have you sharpened the towels yet Dear?"

14/11/17 20:29:37

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

It’s the new prison issue. We call it rough justice.

14/11/17 20:00:40

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 34280Welsh Rarebit

Soft, strong and very wrong.

14/11/17 20:00:06

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 3876Kenny Ireland

On sale at R. Stornoway.

16/11/17 12:44:52

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 3876Kenny Ireland

Cheese roll.

15/11/17 18:42:03

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 3876Kenny Ireland

Parsemesan.

(nod to 20.32)

15/11/17 5:37:27

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 3876Kenny Ireland

Maggie Thatcher's toilet roll.

15/11/17 5:33:52

 
James B James B

Made in Grate Britain for Jean-Claude Junker

15/11/17 0:16:51

 
larry G. Vote score: 1102larry G.

Excellent for hash browns!

14/11/17 23:43:19

 
Boycie Vote score: 6579Boycie

By Saw IX, Jigsaw killer was running out of credible ideas

14/11/17 22:21:01

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 34280Welsh Rarebit

Problems getting rid of those pesky Threadworms?

14/11/17 21:24:15

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18339John Glover

Not such a grate idea.

14/11/17 20:51:28

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 28353Tony Edwards

Perfect for removing the cheesy matter under a man's foreskin.

14/11/17 20:39:20

 
Dave E Vote score: 401Dave E

This just encourages you to sit around scratching your arse!

14/11/17 20:36:41

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 11773Dan Nicholls

Palm-arse-an

14/11/17 20:32:07

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 4480Chris Keegan

Popular for Cheese Cottaging

14/11/17 20:31:51

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2799Jonathan Allsopp

The really bad news is the nearby corkscrew ...

14/11/17 20:20:30

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5250Hercules Rockefeller

"Greetings, I wanna play a game..."

14/11/17 20:19:43

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 4740Paul Reeve

Pain in the arse flushing after use.

14/11/17 20:16:48

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 28353Tony Edwards

Guaranteed to get rid of clingons.

14/11/17 20:15:26

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 34280Welsh Rarebit

Perfect for Asscarpone or Parm-ass-an cheese.

14/11/17 20:11:57

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

I don't think any of us have seen a roll like this before. We'll be keeping our eyes peeled in future.

14/11/17 20:11:29

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Aloominium grade.

14/11/17 20:09:07

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 4580Chris Halliwell

Wow, how do you use that?

Caerphilly!

14/11/17 20:08:15

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1401Crunchy Chords

“It'll shred your Arse,iago.”

14/11/17 20:05:48

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 8851Neil Mackenzie

Wipe my arse with it. Don't be silly I use it to get the Bellendslydale off my knob.

14/11/17 20:05:44

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 535Spycenwolf

Gratest shits.

14/11/17 20:05:39

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

Tough shit!

14/11/17 20:03:03

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21163Michael Winner

The paperless orifice.

14/11/17 20:02:55

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

Grate Expectations.

14/11/17 20:02:03

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 34280Welsh Rarebit

Now with extra Al"OW"a Vera

14/11/17 20:01:10

 
ant man Vote score: 1034ant man

Whoever did this is seriously twisted - toilet roll should hang UNDER, not over (...and the debate continues...)

14/11/17 20:00:51

 
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