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John Llamas Vote score: 20016John Llamas

"Thank you for applying for the job here at Screwfix and we are pleased to hear how excited you are about our staff discount scheme .. unfortunately, on this occasion however ..........."

27/10/17 12:07:15

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Mark England Vote score: 17338Mark England

Stare Railings

27/10/17 13:36:49

 
John Llamas Vote score: 20016John Llamas

"I told you not to buy him that bloody nail gun for his Birthday ...."

27/10/17 12:02:48

 
John Llamas Vote score: 20016John Llamas

It's becoming an obsession ...... now he's making a rod for his own back

27/10/17 13:53:15

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32484Tony Edwards

Some all-night ravers will do anything to keep awake.

27/10/17 12:54:02

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13031Vanessa the Guesser

It looks like he's suffering from con-junctivitis.

27/10/17 13:08:56

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

"How did you secure them?"
"With a socket wrench."

27/10/17 13:07:46

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6867Glyn Evans

Eyes are the windows to the soul, no devil's gonna steal my soul.

27/10/17 12:22:35

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 5194Chris Halliwell

Cellfie.

27/10/17 12:13:23

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Your clothes match your piercing blue eyes.

27/10/17 12:00:04

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2858GeeDee

He's the only Teacher in the world with two pupils behind bars

27/10/17 19:16:03

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 874Spycenwolf

These days burglars get ready for the view behind bars even before the breaking in.

27/10/17 18:08:14

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Optician: "You're not nearsighted, you're barsighted."

27/10/17 12:36:23

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6395Vivvy En

Having assessed this person's facial characteristics I conclude that he is a danger to Captioneers. He should be barred, Admin.

27/10/17 12:30:36

 
John Llamas Vote score: 20016John Llamas

Shortly after his release, Liam found himself back behind bars

27/10/17 12:22:38

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6395Vivvy En

"Yeah, about taking you home to meet my Mum. It's just..."

27/10/17 12:19:43

 
Dr Strangelove Vote score: 489Dr Strangelove

Sight for sore eyes!

27/10/17 12:05:17

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Bling-kers

27/10/17 12:00:14

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

Joe would go to any lengths to avoid getting wrinkles by rubbing his eyes.

29/10/17 0:09:35

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23472Michael Winner

"...and now let's what happens when we turn on the electromagnet."

27/10/17 18:19:44

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22884Ian Skelding

"You haven't got tinnitus Mr Jones, the ringing sound you hear occurs when you blink."

27/10/17 17:02:55

 
Gassy Statten Vote score: 246Gassy Statten

A scar studded performance!

27/10/17 16:41:08

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22884Ian Skelding

Joe hadn't really thought it through, he wears contact lenses.

27/10/17 16:36:43

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22884Ian Skelding

Pierce Morgan

27/10/17 15:59:32

 
Dr Strangelove Vote score: 489Dr Strangelove

In his eyes, he was a bit of a stud

27/10/17 15:33:25

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9273Chris Keegan

Just remember, when going to bed simply pull the cord by your right ear and your new ‘eyeblinds’ will come down…

27/10/17 15:07:01

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5767Paul Reeve

Dave knew his future didn't look good and couldn't see anything except a life behind bars.

27/10/17 14:34:24

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10130Mr Dome

The Wonky Bar Kid

27/10/17 14:06:56

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32484Tony Edwards

It's just not cricket.

27/10/17 13:06:19

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20842John Glover

I cannot bare grills.

27/10/17 12:55:46

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Obseen.

27/10/17 12:53:57

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13031Vanessa the Guesser

Jamie was sentenced to 50 lashes on each eye.

27/10/17 12:53:56

 
ant man Vote score: 1134ant man

Tom's piercing gaze was a little disconcerting

(nod to 12:00:04)

27/10/17 12:46:51

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9273Chris Keegan

There's much controversy over the governments new cost cutting initiative of sentencing young offenders to virtual prison..

27/10/17 12:41:05

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9273Chris Keegan

He should have gone to Specsavers...

27/10/17 12:11:37

 
ant man Vote score: 1134ant man

The name's Pearce. Spike Pearce.

27/10/17 12:01:31

 
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