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Ron  Allan Vote score: 5462Ron Allan

Even with the laser sight Barry was a bloody lousy sniper

12/01/20 21:17:45

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 167Mark Wilson

New red light district rules degrading say workers.

12/01/20 11:27:55

 
stone face Vote score: 6335stone face

It wasn't much of a 21st party for the Elephant Man's daughter.

12/01/20 9:49:41

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 7849Chris Keegan

"Excuse me, have you possibly seen a woman standing underneath an archway with a paper bag over her head holding a balloon?"
- "Yes, over there"
- Mmmm, yes, she is similar but the balloon's the wrong colour"

12/01/20 9:17:19

 
sarah solway Vote score: 101sarah solway

Even though she was the last to leave again. she was determined to get a balloon and party bag.

12/01/20 8:35:17

 
James Lennox Vote score: 4044James Lennox

"I'm wearing the bag because my last boyfriend made me, and now I can't look at myself in the mirror without it. The balloon was won for me by my daddy when I was six so I carry it everywhere to remind me of him. I know we've only just met, but I think I love you and I want to have your babies ... Hey wait, where are you going?"

12/01/20 8:27:42

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22481Michael Winner

People are often surprised by the pre-CGI footage from Game of Thrones.

12/01/20 12:19:15

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 913Willie Johnson

Don't you just hate it when someone shows up wearing the same thing as you?

12/01/20 8:20:42

 
James Lennox Vote score: 4044James Lennox

The It / Schindler's List crossover was a flop.

12/01/20 8:08:15

 
James Lennox Vote score: 4044James Lennox

"How will I recognise you?"

12/01/20 8:00:12

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1574Scrijjy Doo

French cinema sucks.

12/01/20 18:43:52

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5964Glyn Evans

The KKK try to boost their family friendly appeal.

12/01/20 9:45:20

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3015Stu Dent

So this is why Nena could not realise a even hundred.

12/01/20 9:20:37

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9721Neil Mackenzie

She had been with so many men who only looked at her tits; that she only gave second dates, to guys who asked why she had a bag over her head.

12/01/20 8:05:20

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1574Scrijjy Doo

I'll never understand tampon commercials.

12/01/20 18:49:06

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 3628Karyn Harrison

It's Meghan. You can tell by the tights.

12/01/20 10:09:57

 
Rachel P Vote score: 349Rachel P

Tarantino’s new cinematic score - Gas Bagged!

12/01/20 9:46:24

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 6122Stephen Bean

Meet Anon's best friend... a balloon called Dave.

12/01/20 9:23:56

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 13860Dan Nicholls

Bag! You're IT!

12/01/20 9:20:11

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 913Willie Johnson

🎵She looked at me and I, I could see that before too long I'd fall in love with her. Now I'll never dance with another, since I saw her standing there....🎵

12/01/20 8:50:38

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38513Welsh Rarebit

Miss Penny Wise is wearing a paper bag because she's **it-faced

12/01/20 8:00:48

 
larry G. Vote score: 1415larry G.

Comedy club grand opening.

14/01/20 1:23:28

 
larry G. Vote score: 1415larry G.

Comedy club grand opening.

14/01/20 1:23:28

 
larry G. Vote score: 1415larry G.

“Balloon for sale- one left!”

14/01/20 1:16:14

 
Jack Joyce Vote score: 347Jack Joyce

Brown Bag Meeting

12/01/20 12:23:46

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8361Mr Dome

India?

12/01/20 10:14:44

 
stone face Vote score: 6335stone face

"Sorry Nena, you're gonna have to change the song from a 'Hundred Red Balloons'...Someone's robbed one."

12/01/20 9:52:26

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 7849Chris Keegan

I love a blind date. Especially when it has been oranged by someone else.

12/01/20 8:37:13

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10057Vanessa the Guesser

It's so annoying when you go to McDonald's and there's nowhere to put your rubbish.

12/01/20 8:36:19

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 913Willie Johnson

They said the bag was just a retainer for her braces. Twenty years later, she was beginning to have some doubts.

12/01/20 8:22:25

 
Molly R Vote score: 1364Molly R

It's Red Nose Day.

12/01/20 8:06:21

 
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