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"Cold, cold blooded. Creeping round the house, spying into every little crevice that no one else would give attention to.  But hey ..Thats enough about the wife., does anyone want to see my lizard."
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stone face Vote score: 5950stone face

"Cold, cold blooded. Creeping round the house, spying into every little crevice that no one else would give attention to.
But hey ..That's enough about the wife., does anyone want to see my lizard."

22/11/19 15:20:28

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 5219Stephen Bean

Does anyone else have funny dots on their monitor?

22/11/19 13:25:47

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Yes, if you join them up that's my caption.... --Chris Keegan
Davie Marshall Vote score: 711Davie Marshall

After a hard day in the office, Theresa May removes her mask in the comfort of her own burrow.

22/11/19 14:36:05

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It was 'burrow' that made me chuckle :) --Mr Dome
Jack Joyce Vote score: 127Jack Joyce

...So I hear your in showbiz? Yeah I do the warm-up act!"

22/11/19 16:24:17

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Neat 😁 --Mr Dome
Stephen Bean Vote score: 5219Stephen Bean

"No, I definitely said I wanted to be a dark WIZARD!"

22/11/19 12:59:44

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2719GeeDee

Bloody hell Dave, these Marigold gloves are so realistic..are you sure I put my hand in to it?

22/11/19 18:33:27

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 11213 Smuldo

"Hurry up in the toilet, I've got a turtles head poking out..."

22/11/19 12:40:43

 
Molly R Vote score: 1189Molly R

"The cat? I ate it."

22/11/19 12:03:09

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 37677Welsh Rarebit

Step forward if you suffer from a reptile dysfunction...

22/11/19 12:00:04

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 757Willie Johnson

Too many animals on caption.me? We're monitoring the situation.

22/11/19 19:27:22

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7803Mr Dome

SalamanDurex - guaranteed to make her scream

22/11/19 18:44:33

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7803Mr Dome

Lizards make very good protectors for your household stuff when you're decorating

22/11/19 18:05:22

 
Jack Joyce Vote score: 127Jack Joyce

♫ Je T'aime Moi Non Plus ♬

22/11/19 17:11:05

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 9553Vanessa the Guesser

Meet the mother-in-law. She's a commode dragon.

22/11/19 16:09:37

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 5219Stephen Bean

"Has anyone seen my gila-friend?"

22/11/19 14:59:38

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5769Glyn Evans

Chameleons are not the only ones who can camouflage, some lizards can disguise themselves as hundreds and thousands.

22/11/19 12:14:09

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The great British snake off --Mr Dome
Mark Wilson Mark Wilson

These ink block tests are getting harder and harder... I can't see a fucking thing.

24/11/19 23:10:39

 
sarah solway Vote score: 62sarah solway

Itsy Witsy Teeny Weeny yellow polka lizards seen me!

23/11/19 18:36:18

 
Generic RedHead Vote score: 491Generic RedHead

Prince Andrew spotted for the first time since his disasterous interview.

23/11/19 6:55:53

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 757Willie Johnson

Funny, it doesn't look like a cat.

(A tip of the hat to 12:03:09)

22/11/19 18:55:59

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1346Scrijjy Doo

To brexit or not to brexit. That is the question.

22/11/19 18:05:17

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4740Vivvy En

Is it workin'? I'm lurkin',
Disguised as a gherkin.

22/11/19 15:44:44

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2719GeeDee

I dont care what Derek told you Thelma they only have one eye!

22/11/19 15:25:39

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And out of the shadows came the one-eyed beast --Mr Dome
stone face Vote score: 5950stone face

"MUM!! Grandad's just had a shite on my Komodo."

22/11/19 15:17:15

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19614John Glover

"I don't think I'll have any pudding tonight Kev'."
"Why, what have we got?"
"Spotted dick."

22/11/19 14:39:55

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"Put some cream on it. It'll be fine!" --Karyn Harrison
Stephen Bean Vote score: 5219Stephen Bean

"Personally I'd rather watch paint dry than watch 'spot the lizard' competitions."

22/11/19 13:53:58

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 7261Chris Keegan

Fortunately Godzilla doesn’t feel the cold, thanks to him having four skins.

22/11/19 13:23:07

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5977Hercules Rockefeller

Eddie Lizard

22/11/19 12:06:07

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 7261Chris Keegan

Uh oh, I knew it was a mistake going on a stag do to Thailand

22/11/19 12:03:44

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 13427Dan Nicholls

Reminds me, I need to practise my scales.

22/11/19 12:03:39

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 5219Stephen Bean

Jurassic Dark

22/11/19 12:00:03

 
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