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Dave Bryan Vote score: 4320Dave Bryan

''Sorry, I can't speak at the moment. I have a frog in my throat.''

10/05/19 12:05:28

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19047John Glover

"Sod off, find a drone, it's my day off."

10/05/19 13:52:12

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29421Tony Edwards

Stork-on-Trent

10/05/19 12:17:55

 
James Lennox Vote score: 2074James Lennox

Thanks to sex education in schools, storks have a lot more spare time these days.

10/05/19 12:00:14

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21872Michael Winner

*whisper* "The Amazonian Swamp Duck is so rare that this is the very first time that cameras have ever-
*Flap flap gulp*
"Damn."

10/05/19 13:41:30

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 594Sam Cass

"Does she take me for an idiot? I find her with this bloke and she says he's her cousin. How is a Flamingo with a Caribbean accent your cousin?!"

10/05/19 12:24:24

 
Barrie Bullock Vote score: 426Barrie Bullock

No, I don't taste like butter.

10/05/19 13:56:27

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29421Tony Edwards

Stork-in-the-mud

10/05/19 12:31:19

 
Tim Lee-Priore Vote score: 18Tim Lee-Priore

Fish are warned to avoid this shady character

10/05/19 12:23:33

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 594Sam Cass

He just found out his real father is a bald eagle.

10/05/19 12:22:01

 
James Lennox Vote score: 2074James Lennox

Most people don't know that storks are mute. Here is an example of a stork saying nothing.

10/05/19 12:17:39

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5762Chris Keegan

What kind of photo is this? I can’t believe it’s not better.

10/05/19 12:01:37

 
Joe Vote score: 1579Joe

‘Archie...Archie? I fly all that way with the royal sprog and that’s the best they can do?

10/05/19 17:59:30

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Yes - separates him from the riff-raff! --Joe
Stephen Bean Vote score: 3083Stephen Bean

"Too much testosterone made me bald but look at the size of my pecker."

10/05/19 16:43:31

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4199Vivvy En

FYI Slasher is NOT a courier. He studied for eight years to perform caesarean sections at the Namibian University of Obstetrics. It's Dr Slasher to you.

10/05/19 16:30:04

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 869Spycenwolf

"Blargh! I already have wings. Why the hell did I drink Red Bull?!"

10/05/19 15:09:23

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 4320Dave Bryan

''Oh dear, the baby was a little bit muddy when I dropped it off at Harry's place. I hope this won't result in some terrible racist jokes.''

10/05/19 12:20:56

 
Tim Lee-Priore Vote score: 18Tim Lee-Priore

Edbird Scissor-lips

10/05/19 12:11:15

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 8305Vanessa the Guesser

The surgeon's here to perform Danny Baker's vasectomy.

10/05/19 12:08:05

 
The Wolf Vote score: 2771The Wolf

“Erm, excuse me, sorry I know you’re not human and I feel really cheeky asking, but would you mind cutting my sons ginger hair off?”

10/05/19 12:02:03

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 4320Dave Bryan

Storker

10/05/19 12:00:08

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9198Neil Mackenzie

Flood plain bird? I would of called it a Flood ugly bird.

10/05/19 19:47:17

 
Gassy Statten Vote score: 246Gassy Statten

Carry on Wading

10/05/19 19:40:16

 
Madeline Charlton Vote score: 70Madeline Charlton

Bleurgh! This algae doesn't taste the same without stork margerine!

10/05/19 19:38:10

 
Sauce Pan Vote score: 77Sauce Pan

Oh the educational merits to this website. After spending an afternoon trawling through Wikipedia, I now feel qualified to talk in some length about the species of the Marabou Stork. The Marabou Stork (leptoptilos crumeniferus) is a large bird, with a wingspan ranging between 2 and 3 metres. Its varied, carnivorous diet consists largely of prey, human food waste and carrion, all of which it attacks with a strong beak of 35cm length. Though not visible in this picture, the stork's neck is adorned with a large air pouch known to zoologists as the gular sac. The pouch is believed to have evolved for its advantages in courtship rituals, allowing the bird to vocalise grunts or croaks which attract mates. The Marabou Stork, which can live for up to 25 years, is often found scavenging near aquatic areas or landfill sites of Africa. In conclusion, this bird and I appear to have one thing in common: we both spend the day wading through crap.

10/05/19 17:17:33

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4199Vivvy En

'I'd like a trout, two catfish, a kilo of shrimps and a dozen lizards, please. Just put it on my bill. If only it was that easy,' sighed Mary.

10/05/19 16:50:35

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5569Greg Curtis

Rebirdgication

10/05/19 14:46:24

 
Zak Toby1998 Vote score: 533Zak Toby1998

And it's Peter Beardsley with the free kick...

10/05/19 14:17:18

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 819Scrappy Doo

The Pelican Barf

10/05/19 14:00:00

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6714Mr Dome

Fowl play

10/05/19 13:36:41

 
Lawrence Day Vote score: 446Lawrence Day

Come out come out where-ever you are, iam going to deliver you.

10/05/19 13:26:03

 
Tim Lee-Priore Vote score: 18Tim Lee-Priore

All Stork and no action.

10/05/19 13:20:47

 
Tim Lee-Priore Vote score: 18Tim Lee-Priore

Hunting ground..

10/05/19 13:16:09

 
Tim Lee-Priore Vote score: 18Tim Lee-Priore

NEW Flood resistant lawn mowers, going cheep..

10/05/19 12:52:39

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2125Karyn Harrison

"This mirror could do with a clean Daphne!"

10/05/19 12:38:08

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 594Sam Cass

Jimmy never really recovered from the last stork market crash.

10/05/19 12:21:03

 
Tim Lee-Priore Vote score: 18Tim Lee-Priore

Wimbledon calls for New ballboys to cope with Global warming

10/05/19 12:19:44

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 4320Dave Bryan

''If you want to stay in touch, just give me a ring.''

10/05/19 12:16:21

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 594Sam Cass

"Nightime!... Daytime!"

10/05/19 12:13:50

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5633Hercules Rockefeller

"What are you doing in my swamp?!"

10/05/19 12:13:36

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29421Tony Edwards

"Whoops! I've dropped the baby."

10/05/19 12:09:54

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 869Spycenwolf

"It was right here, on the water. Who moved that CAW!"

10/05/19 12:04:29

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5762Chris Keegan

Based in Windsor, that bloody flight into London was unexpected…..

10/05/19 12:04:27

 
Dot Old Vote score: 524Dot Old

"I can't believe it's Stork and not butter."

10/05/19 12:04:26

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 3083Stephen Bean

"I used to dream some pretty bird would follow me around but I ended up with this one."

10/05/19 12:01:33

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35998Welsh Rarebit

Look who's storking now

10/05/19 12:00:03

 
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