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GeeDee Vote score: 2851GeeDee

Shit Parking!

18/08/17 14:17:21

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6510Glyn Evans

"Tonight on When Drug Deals Go Wrong, we follow the mule who went to the handover after coming straight off the plane..."

18/08/17 13:30:41

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19999John Llamas

Walmart .... our prices are not the only things being squeezed

18/08/17 12:17:10

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14551Dan Nicholls

"I don't know what it is Mummy, but I think it just blew me a kiss".

18/08/17 12:16:29

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9403Mr Dome

The rear doors are open

18/08/17 12:09:23

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21923Ian Skelding

"For Chrissakes Ron, I said 'I'll pop in here and you can sit in the car'."

18/08/17 16:25:23

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31409Tony Edwards

Parking bay No. 2

18/08/17 12:23:59

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6572Hercules Rockefeller

Shop til you plop.

18/08/17 12:14:52

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

As fossil fuels become increasingly scarce, look out for the introduction of new gas-powered vehicles.

19/08/17 2:16:21

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11492Vanessa the Guesser

Reggie couldn't pay his supermarket bill so he just left a deposit.

18/08/17 13:01:11

 
tony kelly Vote score: 1273tony kelly

Ricky Tomlinson, suffering from a sore throat, ad libs his way through a new comedy script.

18/08/17 12:43:34

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19999John Llamas

Walmart were not anticipating the reaction to the 'buy two boxes of All Bran and get a free Prostate Exam' offer.

18/08/17 12:10:18

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14551Dan Nicholls

"THERE IT IS, THAT'S WHERE YOUR CAR KEY IS, NOW GET IN TAKE ME HOME".

18/08/17 12:01:01

 
Paul Woolley Vote score: 3346Paul Woolley

The Turd Man

18/08/17 18:39:47

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Shop soiled.

18/08/17 14:26:47

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14551Dan Nicholls

"All right Dad, we won't forget toilet paper".

18/08/17 13:08:46

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19999John Llamas

As they parked up near to Pets at Home, the turtle was getting curious.

18/08/17 12:36:46

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22855Michael Winner

"Sir, whilst we appreciate the effort, this is not the appropriate time or place for your Renault Megane impersonation."

18/08/17 12:24:51

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20324John Glover

Cctv finally solved the method that supermarket emloyee R.Davis used to steal bottles of whisky.

18/08/17 12:09:51

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9403Mr Dome

You can't park that here!

18/08/17 12:07:42

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14551Dan Nicholls

We all feel like we've had our pants pulled down after spending £140 on food that will be gone in days...

18/08/17 12:00:14

 
G fj Vote score: 486G fj

Don with the wind?

22/08/17 16:27:28

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Because Andrew does that every week, the store has given him his own Andy crap space.

19/08/17 11:31:35

 
Al T Al T

shitting on the dock of tbe bay

18/08/17 22:58:33

 
larry G. Vote score: 1471larry G.

Trumps open door policy.

18/08/17 20:04:27

 
Paul Woolley Vote score: 3346Paul Woolley

"Mavis, I think I've got a haemorrhoid!"

18/08/17 18:36:13

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6095Greg Curtis

"Jose was in a Waltered state of mind."

18/08/17 17:48:05

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2851GeeDee

Special Offer! A Turd Off Everything!

18/08/17 15:29:48

 
Tracey Sarge Vote score: 2538Tracey Sarge

"This is the turd time this week he's not took the trolley back"

18/08/17 15:14:40

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

First date bloopers, No. 22 - "You said you like tattoos. See how a B on each cheek spells my name."

18/08/17 14:40:56

 
G fj Vote score: 486G fj

Car Park Logging?

18/08/17 14:28:37

 
Smuldo Vote score: 11583Smuldo

"Right Kids, get out the feckin' car..."

18/08/17 13:46:01

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3286Stephen Paterson

Poppa Squat was having trouble with the Child locks.

18/08/17 13:26:05

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31409Tony Edwards

Crap park

18/08/17 13:00:25

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5599Vivvy En

Eww, don't look - dire rear!

18/08/17 12:48:59

 
tony kelly Vote score: 1273tony kelly

Ron shows another walmart customer his upcoming solar eclipse impersonation.

18/08/17 12:41:38

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5558Paul Reeve

Dave was having a problem with his back door.

18/08/17 12:34:58

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31409Tony Edwards

Big John protests about the lack of public conveniences.

18/08/17 12:34:01

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22855Michael Winner

That's the fifth time I've fallen for the 'insert a pound into this shopping trolley' arse tattoo scam.

18/08/17 12:33:04

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2800Jonathan Allsopp

'No plastic bags, eh?'

18/08/17 12:32:56

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5599Vivvy En

Judging by the empty trolley I guess his trunk must be fully loaded

18/08/17 12:32:05

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2800Jonathan Allsopp

Off your trolley.

18/08/17 12:25:37

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11492Vanessa the Guesser

No-one wanted to checkout his arse.

18/08/17 12:25:33

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2800Jonathan Allsopp

Darren didn't think much of his neighbour's new Toyota.

18/08/17 12:18:41

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22855Michael Winner

"Honey, I'm off to Walmart for Mudflaps."

18/08/17 12:16:25

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20324John Glover

Since his knock on the head, Barry could see obscene and erotic pictures in almost anything and would react accordingly.

18/08/17 12:16:20

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19999John Llamas

Customer phone footage suggested that it may not have been a 'Nutella incident' as Chantelle from the Walmart bakery counter had suggested to explain the state of her hands.

18/08/17 12:16:17

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22855Michael Winner

This guy is the reason why you should never leave your car unattended.

18/08/17 12:15:33

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19999John Llamas

I always pick up some groceries after I've dropped the kids off at the pool.

18/08/17 12:06:48

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9403Mr Dome

Donald Trump

18/08/17 12:05:33

 
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