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Mark England Vote score: 17411Mark England

Snakes on a Crane

24/08/17 12:23:34

 
tony kelly Vote score: 1273tony kelly

Bird: ''Hey fella's, watch out for the worms round here, they're lethal.''

24/08/17 12:04:22

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

The early worm catches the bird.

(Oops! Nod to 12:04:22)

24/08/17 12:21:14

 
Paul Woolley Vote score: 3354Paul Woolley

Suddenly, the couple on Channel 4's "A Place in the Sun" decided that Australia wasn't for them after all.

24/08/17 19:49:18

 
tony kelly Vote score: 1273tony kelly

''Thanks for saving me from the jaws of that crocodile.''

24/08/17 18:49:49

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

There's only one winner in a game of drakes and adders.

24/08/17 13:53:30

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23490Michael Winner

"There you go mate, that's your windows done- that'll be £5.60 please."

24/08/17 13:04:14

 
Ross Davidson Vote score: 1681Ross Davidson

The python eating starling uses an unusual method by headbutting the snake in the back of the throat.

24/08/17 14:40:45

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23490Michael Winner

*whisper* "The Western Coral Python often uses props for its puppet show performances."

24/08/17 13:11:11

 
Tracey Sarge Vote score: 2565Tracey Sarge

Monty the Python's dead parrot.

24/08/17 13:10:23

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Flying carcass? :^) --Crunchy Chords
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

"Kookaburra?"
"Nah, mate, he likes 'em raw."

24/08/17 12:35:15

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15341Dan Nicholls

"Jesus Graham; you couldn't just buy a cat like normal people".

24/08/17 12:00:04

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3286Stephen Paterson

Aye, they call it the Adam Johnson, always hanging about with Miner Birds.

24/08/17 16:02:12

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32654Tony Edwards

Grebey bastard

24/08/17 12:49:22

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

"You're hisstory, mate"

24/08/17 12:32:17

 
John Llamas Vote score: 20016John Llamas

"I thought I told you to take Terns"

24/08/17 12:16:23

 
larry G. Vote score: 1471larry G.

The bird whispers - "But I'll go straight to your hips."

24/08/17 20:39:50

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6502Vivvy En

Asp highering to dine on the terrace
(Nod to 14.01.25)

24/08/17 16:55:25

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2858GeeDee

Yep dont you worry about a thing buddy I got ya..I'll get ya to the top safe and sound..sneered Syd the snake

24/08/17 15:19:26

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 2286Tiny Alien

- Bloody hell Margaret, those blasted birds have crapped all over the patio again!

- FUCK the birds!

24/08/17 15:15:02

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 2286Tiny Alien

Rattle & Hum

24/08/17 15:12:15

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23490Michael Winner

"...and you're sure that this will cure my lumbago?"

24/08/17 15:01:52

 
Ross Davidson Vote score: 1681Ross Davidson

Onacondo

24/08/17 14:41:30

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2858GeeDee

Someone's nicked the F*@**** Ladders..

24/08/17 14:24:36

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Who said an asp spring helps a headache?

24/08/17 14:01:25

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10267Mr Dome

Snakebite and black(bird)

(Nod to the drunken past)

24/08/17 13:52:06

 
Eamon Moore Vote score: 192Eamon Moore

The snake's bungee jumping business was a big hit

24/08/17 13:24:27

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20940John Glover

"Look, he's just adder another one."

24/08/17 12:58:16

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20940John Glover

Head hunted.

24/08/17 12:52:59

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

"Don't you think some of your garden ornaments are a bit...well...gruesome?"

24/08/17 12:31:26

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2800Jonathan Allsopp

Marvin's vertical take-off without wings met with little success.

24/08/17 12:25:26

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7106Hercules Rockefeller

"I thought you said that your anaconda didn't want none unless it had buns, hon?"

24/08/17 12:22:11

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13283Vanessa the Guesser

Time to prey

24/08/17 12:11:29

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13283Vanessa the Guesser

Animal Rescue Centre

24/08/17 12:09:20

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6212Greg Curtis

"...I think it's a swallow."

24/08/17 12:04:05

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Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

"For waking me up at the crack of dawn with your incessant 'Cuckoo, cuckoo' racket, this is Kaarma".

24/08/17 12:02:05

 
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