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“…and then I kissed it to find a Prince. It was a f*cking hideous, dirty and horrible slimy thing. Why did I have to get Prince Andrew?”
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The Wolf Vote score: 4912The Wolf

“…and then I kissed it to find a Prince. It was a f*cking hideous, dirty and horrible slimy thing. Why did I have to get Prince Andrew?”

20/11/19 20:00:21

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9578Neil Mackenzie

He’s not a full English frog, he’s tadpolish.

20/11/19 20:16:17

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 5219Stephen Bean

"I have no recollection of ever being a prince."

20/11/19 20:10:01

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 9553Vanessa the Guesser

Prince Andrew: The Early Years

20/11/19 20:00:19

 
James Lennox Vote score: 3549James Lennox

And after the soup is made, we release the rest of the frog into the wild, but bloody PETA still isn't happy.

20/11/19 20:05:36

 
Joe Vote score: 1608Joe

‘Sorry, Andrea, I was sure you said you wanted a Kermit-ment ring’

21/11/19 19:55:07

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 37677Welsh Rarebit

I've named him Toady McToadface

20/11/19 20:00:09

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22366Michael Winner

I've had it with these pictures of Michael Gove.

20/11/19 20:24:07

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 37677Welsh Rarebit

"Gripit, Gripit..."

20/11/19 20:00:15

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 6155Dave Bryan

''I have no recollection of ever having met Virginia Roberts before I turned into a frog. I always tell the truth so why does she say amphibian?''

20/11/19 20:17:00

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 2797Stu Dent

A ker mit

20/11/19 20:00:06

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 37677Welsh Rarebit

Toad in the Hold

20/11/19 20:00:04

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5769Glyn Evans

It's not attached to a foot so it's not a toed, so it must be a handphibian.

20/11/19 20:22:16

 
The Wolf Vote score: 4912The Wolf

"Do you seriously expect me to eat this?"

"What's the matter Caitlyn? Don't you have the balls?"

20/11/19 20:14:45

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5157Paul Reeve

That’s not your ring finger thought Freddie.

20/11/19 20:10:51

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19614John Glover

I think he's into beastiality, I caught him playing with a toadstool.

20/11/19 20:05:28

 
Jack Joyce Vote score: 127Jack Joyce

"if you keep rubbing my genitalia my tongue comes out!"

"Psych, Hypnotoad"

21/11/19 21:09:12

 
Dev B Vote score: 427Dev B

Leave him alone!
He ain't no Kermit So he ain't no Prince Andrew!

21/11/19 4:56:16

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1346Scrijjy Doo

Miss Piggy Gives Kermit A Hand

21/11/19 1:19:18

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 845Carey Sutton

This picture was taken in France, his back legs are missing.

20/11/19 22:16:45

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 5219Stephen Bean

Cool Hand Duke

20/11/19 20:56:44

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7803Mr Dome

And we are unsure why this creature is known locally as the 'Yoda's bollocks frog'

20/11/19 20:50:48

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 9553Vanessa the Guesser

Palm reeding

20/11/19 20:46:14

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5769Glyn Evans

There weren't any newts and salamanders in the vending machine, so I got you this instead.

20/11/19 20:45:17

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 757Willie Johnson

Carolus had a stroke of Genus before the frog Rana way.

20/11/19 20:36:03

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 5219Stephen Bean

Kermit grab

20/11/19 20:35:18

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 6155Dave Bryan

''Please believe me, I'm really a handsome prince. A wicked witch put a spell on me and turned me into a frog. Can't you find it in your heart to kiss me, princess?''

''If I had a tenner for every time I've heard that old chat up line, I'd be a millionairess. Hop off.''

20/11/19 20:29:53

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 7261Chris Keegan

Instead of just giving me a ring he bloody well handed me this. Apparently he can't Kermit to anything.

20/11/19 20:29:34

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4740Vivvy En

A frog he couldn't a-wooing go

20/11/19 20:24:58

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5769Glyn Evans

Touchpad

20/11/19 20:19:32

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21003Ian Skelding

"I'm not sure if hops go with ice cream."

20/11/19 20:14:29

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5769Glyn Evans

He's called Holden

20/11/19 20:12:56

 
James Lennox Vote score: 3549James Lennox

Touching toads gives you warts. Big toad-like warts.

20/11/19 20:09:13

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 3254Karyn Harrison

"You're coming to River Cottage!"

20/11/19 20:05:06

 
Molly R Vote score: 1189Molly R

Beastly French! Now I can't hop off.

20/11/19 20:00:13

 
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