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He was placed last in this years Gorbachev lookalike competition.
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Stu Dent Vote score: 3780Stu Dent

He was placed last in this year's Gorbachev lookalike competition.

18/02/20 20:07:51

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11563Vanessa the Guesser

He's just finished a shift at the Jam Butty Mines.

18/02/20 21:29:50

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5371James Lennox

It's a bit irrelevant, but this exact injury is common among birdwatchers, because if you yell "Duck!" they go "Where?"

18/02/20 20:57:20

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1034Mark Wilson

🎵You got blood on your face, you big disgrace
Waving your sanctuary banner all over the place🎵

18/02/20 20:14:24

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9374Stephen Bean

"That'll teach the b*stard to throw javelins at my wife."

18/02/20 20:00:33

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1543Rachel P

Rick kept a knife by his side for protection but Daryl had bottles of water; - he’d watched Signs

18/02/20 21:13:05

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5371James Lennox

Bring back the scantily clad ladies Kenneth.

18/02/20 20:18:44

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1034Mark Wilson

My first AA meeting was a real eye opener

18/02/20 20:09:34

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8514Chris Keegan

Dave needed the constant pressure of writing a good caption like a hole in the head.

18/02/20 20:00:19

 
Dev B Vote score: 611Dev B

Marvel is one of the companies that really cares for its employees.

After the Wolverine, they made sure to find a role for the actor.

19/02/20 9:05:14

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6099Greg Curtis

“They call him, ‘Concuss Sean.’ “

19/02/20 2:27:18

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6590Hercules Rockefeller

The Hawking Dead

18/02/20 23:27:32

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10568Neil Mackenzie

So your powers of observation and rapid reaction get you through the different levels of the game. Shooting enemies right left and centre. You miss hearing your Wife come in the room, and bam a tin of baked beans hits you in the head.

18/02/20 21:36:25

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1388Willie Johnson

He likes red wine, but has a drinking problem.

His aim isn't good when bringing the glass to his face.

18/02/20 21:28:09

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The Wolf Vote score: 6987The Wolf

"Here kitty kitty"

"Dave, didn't you learn your lesson from five minutes ago? He obviously doesn't like you"

18/02/20 21:26:07

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21986Ian Skelding

Next year an all femail cast in the sequel Road to Sanitary.

18/02/20 21:03:48

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31505Tony Edwards

Jarvis Cocker prepares for another invasion of the stage at the Brit Awards.

18/02/20 20:58:22

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20372John Glover

"He wanted to make up and offered me a Glasgow handshake, I said OK and proffered my hand. Ten minutes later I woke up. I'll kill that Mc Tavish if I ever see him again."

18/02/20 20:42:35

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9442Mr Dome

I still prefer This Life

18/02/20 20:32:11

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1543Rachel P

The Walking Dead figures had spiked

18/02/20 20:28:48

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9118Dave Bryan

''Red, red wine go to my head''

18/02/20 20:22:52

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2120Scrijjy Doo

I don't always get shot in the head, but when I do, I use Remington.

18/02/20 20:14:10

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8514Chris Keegan

Checking the traffic on his mobile, Pete noticed heavy traffic on the road to Sanctuary so thought it would be best to get a head start.

18/02/20 20:11:41

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11563Vanessa the Guesser

Rick had banged his head on the periodic table.

18/02/20 20:11:20

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Oxygen Uranium Carbon Hydrogen - OUCH! --Willie Johnson
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

After many tough years the guys were looking forward to their pampering at the Sanctuary Spa.

18/02/20 20:09:51

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9118Dave Bryan

YOU LOOK DELICIOUS in your afternoon tea shirt.

18/02/20 20:09:41

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5707C CaMel

Teachers, the Ofsted episode.

18/02/20 20:06:28

 
Madeline Charlton Vote score: 175Madeline Charlton

"I swear,if another person spontaneously combusts on me , I quit!"

18/02/20 20:05:33

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3780Stu Dent

Who's throwing Beetroot about

18/02/20 20:02:52

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Oh look, there's Lemmy from Motorhead again. I bet he's playing the character called Daryl on The Walking Dead.

18/02/20 20:00:28

 
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