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At least one of the hairy bikers diets had worked!
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Vivvy En Vote score: 6400Vivvy En

At least one of the hairy bikers' diets had worked!

03/11/16 20:04:12

 
Smuldo Vote score: 11711Smuldo

With Siamese Twins, there's always one that's greedier than the other.

03/11/16 20:02:20

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I think you're a little too close to the bone here. --Mr Dome
Steve Davies Vote score: 2441Steve Davies

Dave demanded to see his surgeons qualifications after his hip replacement operation.

03/11/16 20:58:35

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6400Vivvy En

John was the envy of many men. He had a fit bird who wore nowt but eyeliner.

03/11/16 20:42:09

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15308Dan Nicholls

He likes 'em skinny. He used to go out with anorexic twins; two birds, one stone.

03/11/16 22:27:22

 
John Llamas Vote score: 20016John Llamas

Ron and Sam were conjoined twins. Sam seemed to fare a little better at meal times.

03/11/16 20:35:50

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Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

Garry's girlfriend was no oil painting but he loved the bones of her.

03/11/16 22:51:29

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20860John Glover

"You want me to look after it for a week, Ok, what's it eat?"

03/11/16 22:36:51

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2858GeeDee

Yeah,sh'e been on the Lighter Life Diet now for 3 years..

03/11/16 22:32:19

 
Bobby D Vote score: 719Bobby D

How's the osteotherapy going?

03/11/16 21:06:12

 
Steve Davies Vote score: 2441Steve Davies

"I'm gonna scare the neighbors shitless".
"What you going to do , put it in their shed,hide it in their wardrobe or put it under their bed"?
"No I'm gonna sunbath in my backyard in my speedos ".

03/11/16 20:29:51

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6400Vivvy En

'Hey! That's my skull cap!' she laughed.

03/11/16 20:19:39

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Poor Sam has got Bone Marrow Denise.

03/11/16 20:12:25

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Even though Jack had passed away a few years ago, his conjoined twin Jim couldn't bear to be separated from him.

03/11/16 20:02:48

 
Michael Monkhouse Vote score: 2804Michael Monkhouse

Is it just me, or are Posh 'n' Becks losing it?

05/11/16 11:31:52

 
Mr Dome Vote score: 10177Mr Dome

Mr Hickling's search for a new apron, continues

05/11/16 4:46:51

 
Mr Dome Vote score: 10177Mr Dome

ZZ Topped himself

(nod to 20:15:54 caught by the plagiarist search function)

05/11/16 4:22:28

 
larry G. Vote score: 1471larry G.

"I know a good rib joint."

04/11/16 1:55:13

 
larry G. Vote score: 1471larry G.

At east her liposuction worked.

04/11/16 1:51:07

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....but not your 'l' key maybe --Mr Dome
larry G. Vote score: 1471larry G.

Jack's girlfriend seems to be thinning out.

04/11/16 1:48:49

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6202Greg Curtis

"What's grosser than gross?............when a Siamese twin dies."

04/11/16 1:18:05

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

Bone to be wild.

03/11/16 23:45:29

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 2286Tiny Alien

Rag'n'Bone Man

03/11/16 23:29:36

 
tony kelly Vote score: 1273tony kelly

New Doctor Who adventure brings back David Tenant (pictured) and the Yeti.

03/11/16 23:27:45

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 2286Tiny Alien

Ray always gets a boner on Halloween

03/11/16 23:21:01

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Polymorph Vote score: 751Polymorph

Johnny & Kate in 'Pirates of the Car-i-park'

03/11/16 22:18:58

 
Andrea Ivey Vote score: 802Andrea Ivey

Hug a hog

03/11/16 21:50:42

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Bodybag.

03/11/16 21:06:37

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

"I don't see anything effeminate about manbags"

03/11/16 21:05:56

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23482Michael Winner

Saturday Morning Matinee of the Living Dead.

03/11/16 21:02:59

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23482Michael Winner

"I'm not saying my mother-in-law's fat... Gottle of Geer!"

03/11/16 21:01:07

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23482Michael Winner

Police issue warnings about illegal street autopsies.

03/11/16 21:00:10

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13090Vanessa the Guesser

"The boys are back in town", crooned Thin Lizzy

03/11/16 20:59:16

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23482Michael Winner

♬ We've only just begun... ♬

03/11/16 20:58:07

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32511Tony Edwards

The Irish men's skeleton team.

03/11/16 20:57:03

 
Bobby D Vote score: 719Bobby D

Opposites attract

03/11/16 20:56:49

 
Bobby D Vote score: 719Bobby D

Skeleton Bob

03/11/16 20:53:16

 
John Llamas Vote score: 20016John Llamas

Whenever Alex went out he would get a gentle ribbing.

03/11/16 20:37:09

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Petey Bee Vote score: 459Petey Bee

Skull & X Buns

03/11/16 20:31:57

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32511Tony Edwards

Married at First Fright.

03/11/16 20:23:13

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22917Ian Skelding

Joe had come to relieve one of the skeleton staff of their duties.

03/11/16 20:22:54

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13090Vanessa the Guesser

Neither of them could really afford to lose a few inches

03/11/16 20:17:58

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3286Stephen Paterson

I'm not fat, I'm big-boned! Screw you guys, I'm going home!

03/11/16 20:16:51

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

The grip of the first ZZ Top's groupie was starting to slacken.

03/11/16 20:15:54

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6400Vivvy En

The good thing about Dave's latest girlfriend is that she can slip easily into the passenger seat when some plonker parks too close!

03/11/16 20:14:52

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32511Tony Edwards

Yorick is a real rib-tickler.

03/11/16 20:09:25

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7004Hercules Rockefeller

"Listen, Dave, you really don't have to be so open about your necrophilia."

03/11/16 20:06:44

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13090Vanessa the Guesser

"Diet Poke anyone?"

03/11/16 20:03:54

 
Smuldo Vote score: 11711Smuldo

Skull and Gross Bones.

03/11/16 20:00:11

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11000Neil Mackenzie

David Beckham has put weight on, but Victoria is still all over him.

03/11/16 20:00:09

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

"Easy does it babe, you're giving me a boner"

03/11/16 20:00:08

 
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