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Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7004Hercules Rockefeller

"Alright, dear, I give up. Where are the bloody instructions for this hammock?"

06/09/16 20:05:24

 
John Llamas Vote score: 20016John Llamas

" ....... they'll never sphincter look in here."

06/09/16 20:16:42

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32511Tony Edwards

Quay hole surgery

06/09/16 20:23:50

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Anal Fisher

06/09/16 20:03:21

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Tony Edwards Vote score: 32511Tony Edwards

"How did I get roped into this?"

06/09/16 20:01:35

 
larry G. Vote score: 1471larry G.

"Can you hear me now!"

06/09/16 21:08:03

 
Steve Davies Vote score: 2441Steve Davies

Ah yes it's the very dangerous funnel web hider.

07/09/16 5:18:16

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Breach berth

06/09/16 20:05:36

 
Mark England Vote score: 17349Mark England

"Can you get out?"
"Frayed knot"

06/09/16 20:04:02

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13090Vanessa the Guesser

Knotty Ass - one of the ropier parts of Liverpool.

06/09/16 20:00:49

 
Will Cameron Vote score: 547Will Cameron

A hole n' bum.

07/09/16 13:38:38

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6400Vivvy En

Neil was rather tied up with his macrame project!

07/09/16 10:39:57

 
Tommy FlashBangWallop Vote score: 1413Tommy FlashBangWallop

"Back in a mo, just popping in here for a pee cock."

07/09/16 8:53:14

 
Oliver Lindsay Vote score: 64Oliver Lindsay

"One more knot before I've untwisted the bloody lot, Rosie!"

07/09/16 7:49:38

 
Ross Davidson Vote score: 1681Ross Davidson

will the creel slim shady please stand up ...

06/09/16 23:28:16

 
Baglan Gladiator Vote score: 1081Baglan Gladiator

Knot tonight Josephine

06/09/16 22:53:28

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

Pete couldn't remember much about his night out with the lads, but he did know he was feeling a bit ropey this morning.

06/09/16 22:46:16

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

Desperate for romance, Cynthia was hopeful that her home-made man trap would do the trick.

06/09/16 22:42:09

 
Polymorph Vote score: 751Polymorph

"Does my bum look big in this wink~ ?"

06/09/16 22:40:02

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

No good, I still can't get a phone signal.

06/09/16 22:38:19

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23482Michael Winner

"Come on out- we know it's you, Hank Scorpio."

06/09/16 21:47:16

 
Andrea  Hickling Vote score: 817Andrea Hickling

Today Spiderman tomorrow rope burns

06/09/16 21:34:29

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11000Neil Mackenzie

He couldn't Backup knot, which was strange because he got out without a Hitch last time.

06/09/16 21:27:15

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15308Dan Nicholls

The father, the bum, and the holey ropes.

06/09/16 21:22:03

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15308Dan Nicholls

There he goes again, disappearing up his own arse.

06/09/16 21:20:01

 
larry G. Vote score: 1471larry G.

"I can't see anything without my rear view mirror."

06/09/16 21:18:24

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20860John Glover

"Dave's an expert at buying a bargain at harbour side sales, to him it's money for old rope."

06/09/16 21:13:19

 
Mr Dome Vote score: 10177Mr Dome

After drinking Special Brew all afternoon, this bum felt a little ropey

06/09/16 21:10:18

 
Mr Dome Vote score: 10177Mr Dome

Fish of the day: Red Sole

06/09/16 21:04:49

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2858GeeDee

I was only kidding when I told you to get Knotted!!

06/09/16 20:58:05

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22917Ian Skelding

Lobster bot

06/09/16 20:35:24

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13090Vanessa the Guesser

A fisherman's favourite swimming stroke - the crawl.

06/09/16 20:33:14

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22917Ian Skelding

Bob was at the end of his tether.

06/09/16 20:28:44

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

The 'In Dion rope trick' is for adults only.

06/09/16 20:25:00

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Pile Diver

06/09/16 20:09:53

 
John Llamas Vote score: 20016John Llamas

Welcome to Spirograph Land

06/09/16 20:07:50

 
John Llamas Vote score: 20016John Llamas

"Fetch me the probe Tommy, we've caught a whopper."

06/09/16 20:04:57

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Born Fray

06/09/16 20:03:44

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Hemp me! Hemp me! Dial twine twine twine.

06/09/16 20:03:11

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Buoy scout.

06/09/16 20:00:22

 
Andrea  Hickling Vote score: 817Andrea Hickling

Weave me alone

06/09/16 20:00:21

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Stowed in the hole.

06/09/16 20:00:07

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23482Michael Winner

Butt's Cradle.

06/09/16 21:48:15

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20860John Glover

"C'mon sailor, it's no good hiding, it's your turn in the barrell."

06/09/16 20:42:55

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Problems with Himorrhoids?

06/09/16 20:14:25

 
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