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"Folks, please remain in your seats. We hope you enjoyed your last flight, and We are currently at MINUS-500 feet and descending..."
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Greg Curtis Vote score: 6216Greg Curtis

"Folks, please remain in your seats. We hope you enjoyed your last flight, and We are currently at MINUS-500 feet and descending..."

28/06/16 11:48:12

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6216Greg Curtis

"This is your captain screaming..."

28/06/16 11:37:03

 
Zac Kramer Vote score: 10993Zac Kramer

Finnair

28/06/16 11:17:20

 
Darthey Bussell Vote score: 19126Darthey Bussell

For the second time in less than a week David Cameron was staring at the jaws of de-feet.

28/06/16 12:46:24

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6216Greg Curtis

"Whenever I fly, I just think 'What's the worst that could happen?' "

28/06/16 12:08:34

 
Zac Kramer Vote score: 10993Zac Kramer

eseaJet

28/06/16 11:55:11

 
Darthey Bussell Vote score: 19126Darthey Bussell

Paddy prepares for flight to Australia.

28/06/16 11:38:24

 
Michael Monkhouse Vote score: 2804Michael Monkhouse

I can feel it coming in the air tonight.

28/06/16 13:07:07

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23137Ian Skelding

"Excuse me Sir, the passenger in front of you asked if he could sit up again once this programme is finished."

28/06/16 12:58:20

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6216Greg Curtis

"Killers...of the high SEAts."

28/06/16 12:45:13

 
tony kelly Vote score: 1273tony kelly

This shark has its own personal trainers.

28/06/16 12:11:01

 
Darthey Bussell Vote score: 19126Darthey Bussell

"I've found Nemo!"

28/06/16 11:45:59

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11101Neil Mackenzie

He had past security checks. But having worn his trainers all day without socks he was about to release two stink bombs.

28/06/16 11:45:22

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6216Greg Curtis

"Last time I travel with a school."

28/06/16 11:40:36

 
Zac Kramer Vote score: 10993Zac Kramer

“ What do you think of our repainted ceiling on this plane? "
“ I think it looks great white “

28/06/16 11:39:04

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32699Tony Edwards

Jonah is swallowed up by the back of his seat when a Great White appears on screen.

28/06/16 11:38:18

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15356Dan Nicholls

"...and now if you are all safely buckled in, I would like to present our feature movie 'JET CRASH SHARK DEATH ARMAGEDDON'. We hope you have a pleasant flight".

28/06/16 11:33:36

 
Henry Dixon Vote score: 751Henry Dixon

Sharks on a plane

28/06/16 11:27:35

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"Wait a minute- something's eating all of the snakes..." --Michael Winner
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7003Glyn Evans

"I wish the couple in front would quit 69ing, I can't hear a bloody word that David Attenborough's saying".

28/06/16 11:20:16

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20992John Glover

"Put it away Giles, when the hostess announced Free Willy, that's not what she meant."

28/06/16 11:19:39

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

The flight from Birmingham to Durham,,,Durham...Durham, Durham, Durham Airport has been delayed.

28/06/16 11:00:23

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Quint-essential viewing.

28/06/16 11:00:17

 
Jay Oliver Vote score: 248Jay Oliver

"We're gonna need a bigger jet..."

29/06/16 3:36:52

 
Mr Dome Vote score: 10308Mr Dome

Tank-top

28/06/16 22:04:13

 
Mr Dome Vote score: 10308Mr Dome

Can anyone else smell something fishy?

28/06/16 17:45:32

 
Mr Dome Vote score: 10308Mr Dome

Shark inverted walkers

28/06/16 17:43:11

 
Ma. Rona Guerrero Ma. Rona Guerrero

Synchronised swimming at it's finest.

28/06/16 16:47:05

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Air hostess: "Excuse me, sir. I know it's the blue version of Jaws but could you put your rod away please."

28/06/16 15:40:14

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Today's film is The Shark Shank Redemption.

28/06/16 15:06:00

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

He's gonna need a bigger seat.

28/06/16 14:48:59

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3286Stephen Paterson

Monica jumped in with both feet after discovering what she thought was Chandler's shark fetish.

28/06/16 14:05:21

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5054Kenny Ireland

Atlantic Airways.

28/06/16 13:47:56

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6216Greg Curtis

"Relaxing in econOHmy."

28/06/16 11:26:29

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23490Michael Winner

"Due to a typo, we are currently experiencing a slight spot of turbotlance."

28/06/16 11:15:03

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23490Michael Winner

"...and for your in-flight entertainment, The dance biopic 'Left Shark'."

28/06/16 11:12:25

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32699Tony Edwards

Wales fan makes himself comfy ready to watch the match.

28/06/16 11:12:12

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15356Dan Nicholls

Queasy jet

28/06/16 11:00:10

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Ryanair are pleased to announce that all passengers are to receive a free mako-over.

28/06/16 11:00:08

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15356Dan Nicholls

Relaxation tank

28/06/16 11:00:05

 
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