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Jochre Naribe Vote score: 219Jochre Naribe

I could murder a Chinese.

21/03/16 21:32:24

 
larry G. Vote score: 1471larry G.

This location is for 'The Birds.'

22/03/16 0:16:55

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10549Neil Mackenzie

As a child, Hitchcock was sent to the local police station with a letter from his father. The desk sergeant read the letter and immediately locked the boy up for ten minutes. After that, the sergeant let young Alfred go, explaining, "This is what happens to people who do bad things." Hitchcock had a morbid fear of police from that day on. He also cited this phobia as the reason he never learned to drive (as a person who doesn't drive can never be pulled over and given a ticket). However he couldn't resist buying a Porch.

21/03/16 21:36:01

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20318John Glover

"Whatchyer cock!"

21/03/16 20:47:44

 
Zac Kramer Vote score: 10993Zac Kramer

“ Is that the police?…
There’s a psycho sitting above a shop door, claims he’s got vertigo and can’t get down”

21/03/16 20:00:12

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31393Tony Edwards

Hitchcock awaits the opening of The Pleasure Garden.

21/03/16 20:40:00

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21914Ian Skelding

Master of Suspends

21/03/16 20:03:12

 
Tommy FlashBangWallop Vote score: 1412Tommy FlashBangWallop

"I'm fine thanks, just musing whether to change my name from Fred Al Cock Hitch."

22/03/16 9:39:46

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20318John Glover

"He's looking for locations for cash point machines."

21/03/16 20:43:02

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31393Tony Edwards

Alfred Hitchcock always was Rich and Strange.

21/03/16 20:26:22

 
Eddie Van Rental Vote score: 117Eddie Van Rental

He said the drinks were on the house

22/03/16 23:45:19

 
Henry Dixon Vote score: 751Henry Dixon

Al was a horny ******* often having a two hander whilst flashing tourists...Director's..Cut !

22/03/16 1:08:50

 
larry G. Vote score: 1471larry G.

Getting high on fortune cookies.

22/03/16 0:18:32

 
larry G. Vote score: 1471larry G.

"We just left that place and I'm already hungry."

22/03/16 0:11:00

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4637Kenny Ireland

Romford bus stop.

21/03/16 22:33:48

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14549Dan Nicholls

Tales of the Undecorated

21/03/16 21:43:57

 
Henry Dixon Vote score: 751Henry Dixon

'** TOPLESS BIRDS HERE **'

21/03/16 21:42:10

 
Jochre Naribe Vote score: 219Jochre Naribe

Alfreds Co Dining

21/03/16 21:30:20

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10549Neil Mackenzie

He works well as a scarecrow to keep away the birds.

21/03/16 20:37:21

 
stoneface1 stoneface1

Itch cock ..

21/03/16 20:32:30

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19984John Llamas

Welcome to the stalker boot camp.

21/03/16 20:17:30

 
Boycie Vote score: 6699Boycie

Positioned facing north-by-north-west

21/03/16 20:12:40

 
Ethy Vote score: 2362Ethy

Pride comes before fall.

21/03/16 20:08:11

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

The Birds-eye view

21/03/16 20:04:08

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

The new owners of the restaurant had been hoping that the grand opening would go without a hitch.

21/03/16 20:01:51

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

"I got in through The Rear Window and I'm exercising squatters rights."

21/03/16 20:00:10

 
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