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"Whats wrong?" said the Genie.  "I gave you exactly what you asked for, hot pussy with whipped cream."
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Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

"What's wrong?" said the Genie. "I gave you exactly what you asked for, hot pussy with whipped cream."

19/12/16 10:37:22

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3286Stephen Paterson

You only ever see Eggmog at Christmas.

19/12/16 9:33:03

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14641Dan Nicholls

"Honey, I've just found out why Gizmo doesn't sleep".

19/12/16 9:36:24

 
John Llamas Vote score: 20012John Llamas

A mog of coffee

19/12/16 8:12:10

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2800Jonathan Allsopp

"So there's your 3 pints, 2 glasses of wine and a coffee. Shall I put it all on your tab?"

19/12/16 8:23:31

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2800Jonathan Allsopp

Honestly, the coffee here is the cat's whiskers!

19/12/16 8:12:40

 
John Llamas Vote score: 20012John Llamas

Purrista

19/12/16 8:10:47

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21975Ian Skelding

Decatteinated

19/12/16 8:07:20

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2800Jonathan Allsopp

One Cattuccino coming up ...

19/12/16 8:06:29

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

You look like the cat that got the cream.

19/12/16 8:03:06

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

You can't beat a cup of coffee made in a purrcolator.

19/12/16 8:00:53

 
Michael Monkhouse Vote score: 2804Michael Monkhouse

Geri Halliwel said this will solve my constipation. She said, Cream if you wanna go faster.

20/12/16 18:11:18

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

Fine Blend Maxwell Mouse.

19/12/16 10:31:56

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2851GeeDee

Cat In The Hat

19/12/16 9:27:19

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5708Vivvy En

Even Santa Paws deserves a coffee break

19/12/16 8:16:43

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Santa Claws

19/12/16 8:00:06

 
Polymorph . Vote score: 751Polymorph .

'Christmas Fayre in Ulan Bator:- Creamy Pussy !'

19/12/16 22:37:07

 
Barrie Bullock Vote score: 559Barrie Bullock

Taste the difference pussy lips.

19/12/16 13:38:46

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14641Dan Nicholls

Would you like a free biscatti with that sir?

19/12/16 11:12:47

 
Mr Dome Vote score: 9438Mr Dome

i deleted my caption as it very rude but cannot think of a clean one or one that will not get me banned

19/12/16 11:03:55

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GeeDee Vote score: 2851GeeDee

Feline Festive

19/12/16 9:33:13

 
tony kelly Vote score: 1273tony kelly

The all-new,kit kat flavoured cappuccino.

19/12/16 8:53:44

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2800Jonathan Allsopp

Fur here or takeaway?

19/12/16 8:19:13

 
Petey Bee Vote score: 459Petey Bee

Another fine hat trick from Lionel.. Messy!

19/12/16 8:00:56

 
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