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John Llamas Vote score: 20016John Llamas

It's a very old nest box ....... the tits are starting to sag

03/05/17 14:36:23

 
Craig Eddie Vote score: 635Craig Eddie

"Who was at the door, love?"

"I don't know, they keep knocking but when I answer theres nobody there"

03/05/17 11:20:39

 
C CaMel Vote score: 6214C CaMel

Budgie jumping

03/05/17 11:12:00

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3286Stephen Paterson

Trillseeker.

03/05/17 12:08:39

 
John Llamas Vote score: 20016John Llamas

"There's your problem right there madam ........ you got Thrush down below"

03/05/17 14:39:43

 
Leroy Brown Vote score: 7800Leroy Brown

"...and here we have the Australian sparrow settling in to his new home in Britain"

03/05/17 12:20:16

 
Barrie Bullock Vote score: 623Barrie Bullock

Cuckooooooooooooooooooooooh

03/05/17 11:00:39

 
John Llamas Vote score: 20016John Llamas

"He's pining for the fjords ......"

03/05/17 13:39:05

 
Adrian C Vote score: 30Adrian C

Upon the completion of the very first bird house, many birds struggled to understand the mechanics.

03/05/17 18:35:42

 
Dev B Vote score: 645Dev B

One flew over into the cuckoos nest

03/05/17 13:48:24

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15363Dan Nicholls

"How's that anti-woodpecker electrified birdhouse working out for you mate?"

03/05/17 12:53:48

 
tony kelly Vote score: 1273tony kelly

''If I can just manage to stretch my head round that corner...and believe me, if I see ANY bird shit on the side of the house you lot inside are in for it.''

03/05/17 16:06:10

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23180Ian Skelding

" .... and up there is a good example of an invertebrate."

03/05/17 14:30:40

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21014John Glover

Word in the wood has it, that his mum has often been seen flying around with one of those local belfry bats.

03/05/17 13:50:28

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13419Vanessa the Guesser

Despite what people said, she wasn't convinced she would conceive this way.

03/05/17 11:22:12

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15363Dan Nicholls

Heavy night perch-ance?

03/05/17 11:19:23

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

May she nest in peace.

03/05/17 11:00:07

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6582Vivvy En

That moment when someone calls at the front door and you pretend no-one's in...

03/05/17 18:23:32

 
Gf j Vote score: 486Gf j

'Upon inspection dear you have covered the roof and the walls with first class pointillism but the underfloor remains quite plain'

03/05/17 17:12:47

 
John Llamas Vote score: 20016John Llamas

"Warbler ???? ...... it's bloody fallen off."

03/05/17 14:40:50

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23180Ian Skelding

A small Tern

03/05/17 14:32:39

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32720Tony Edwards

Martin will do anything to try and attract a mate.

03/05/17 12:02:23

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3286Stephen Paterson

Doing everything in excess, Michael came to a seedy end.

03/05/17 11:49:47

 
tony kelly Vote score: 1273tony kelly

That's what 20 cans of kestrel does to you.

03/05/17 11:38:35

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2800Jonathan Allsopp

Polly's back somersault dismount in the birdhouse parallel bars event only managed to score a 5.7 with some judges, which left it outside the medal placings.

03/05/17 11:20:55

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You're right Jonathon, it's totally unpredictable. I've re-used captions of mine that have previously won me no votes at all and they've taken off and scored highly the second time around. On other occasions I have posted captions that really... --Pussy Galore
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15363Dan Nicholls

"Martin, tell your brother to come back in here and remind him he is not a bat".

03/05/17 11:20:45

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15363Dan Nicholls

For the last time Gary, you can't sleep in there IT'S A SPEED CAMERA.

03/05/17 11:18:44

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

It's so sad to see birds pining away like this.

03/05/17 11:01:28

 
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