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Sid's search for his brother had led him here... but something smelt wrong...

06/10/15 11:26:11

Coming home to roast

06/10/15 11:02:41

He'll get three weeks inside and put on the sex-offenders register for that, well ... that's what happened to me the last time I got my cock out in a KFC car park in broad daylight.

06/10/15 14:36:48

Eric had used a stolen fork to force open his cage, then staying in the shadows made his way to his pre-dug tunnel where he hauled his way along fifty foot of mud and finally clawed his way out into the freedom of the car park.
Ten minutes later he sat relieved having finalised his escape by thumbing a lift from a passing Bernard Matthews lorry

06/10/15 12:06:40

Pecking lot

06/10/15 11:02:49

Chuck is about to kick the Bargain Bucket.

06/10/15 11:00:19

Cletus knew he was close to home - he could smell his mother cooking

07/10/15 2:55:11

The bet was that he would find his way to the roof, then turn stiffly in the wind for an hour. So far so good.

06/10/15 11:12:08

Chad was well up for an evening of necrophilia

06/10/15 11:26:48